第3章 收拾绿茶和贱男

chenglanchixiaoyisheng,huodonglexiazijideshouwan,ranhouxunsulunqilaizuoyoukaigong,zhitingpapaliangshengcuixiangguohou,ningxuehuandelianshangshunjianfuxianchulianggeqingxideshouzhiyin。

ningxuehuanwuzheliantengdejianjiaoqilai,fennudedengzhechenglan,“chenglan,nigandawo?”

chenglanrouzheshou,lengxiao,“shijinwangshizirangwodade,yaoguainijiuguaitahaole。”

“chenglan,”chujingyibaotiaorulei,“woshenmeshihourangnidaningguniangle?woshirangnixiangtadaoqian。”

chenglanchengchedemouzizhaazha,“wozheigerenconglaibuweimeizuoguodeshidaoqian,nirangwoxiangtadaoqianma,neiwozongdexiandale,cainengdaoqiana。”

tachelegeyinsensendejiaxiao,“ningguniang,duibuqi,wozheimedaoqian,nihaimanyima?bumanyidehuawohaiyizaidae。”

ningxuehuanwuzhelianshensezhengning,henbudeshangqiansilechenglan。

gujidaopangbiandechujingyi,taweiqudechuixiashuangmu,liangxingqingleiliulexialai,chuchukeliandedao:“chengdaguniang,wozhendemeiyoujinihezhaowangshizixiayao,shinicuoguaiwole。”

meirenchuilei,dunshirangchujingyishiqulelizhi,taliansetieqingdedengzhechenglan,“nizijixiangxiayaolaihaiwo,meihaidaowojiulaicuoguainingguniang,zhenshibuzhilianchi。”

“ningguniangwenroukeren,zhishudali,buxiangnirucidiaozuanmanheng,cubaowuli,zuocuoshihaixiangjiahuojiningguniang,chenglan,nizhenshirangwoexin。”

chenglanmouguangyileng,yitaixiuzi,yinguangshanguo,yigenyinzhenzhizhidezhazailechujingyidezuishang,jingzhunwubidezhatouletadeshangxiazuichun,kanqilaijiugenjiangzuifengshangleyiban。

“nigenglingwoexin,buhuishuorenhuajiubizui。”

chujingyitongkongjuliedeshousuo,jianxideyinzhenzhatoutadezuichun,jintiezhetadebiliang,xixidezhenjianshuzaitaliangyanzhongjian,hedetadunshilianbaileliangfen,dongyebugandong,shengpazhenjianchuodaozijiyanjingliqu。

ningxuehuandajingshise,guanqiedewozhutadeshou,“shizi,nimeishiba?”

“chenglan,nihaoedu,jingranyongyinzhenshejinwangshizi,nihaodadedanzi。”

tayibianmazhechenglan,yibianfuzhechujingyizuoxia,“shizinibiedong,woxianbangnibayinzhenbachulai。”

chenglanfuzhezhuozibunaifandelengheng,“yinzhenshangyoudu,pengdaozhepifukuilan,sanrineibisiwuyi。”

ningxuehuanyijingshendaochujingyizuibiandeshoudunshihedesuolehuiqu。

chenglanchixiao,“biqishizideshengming,kanlaiwenroukeren,zhishudalideningguniangxinligengzaiyizijidexingmingni。”

chujingyikanxiangningxuehuandeyanzhongdunshidaishangyimoshiwangzhise。

ningxuehuanshensejiangying,huangluandefuqichujingyi,“shizi,wojueduibushitanshengpasizhibei,zanmenruodouzhongledu,yichenglandeedu,jueduibuhuijiuzanmende。”

“womenhaishixianchuquzhaotaiyiba。”

tashuozhejinjindefuzhechujingyijiuwangwaizou。

chujingyihenhendedengleyiyanchenglan,buganchiyi,feikuaidelikaile。

chenglanliangqianglexia,zaiyezhichengbuzhu,putongguidaozaidishang。

gangaiguowushizhang,pikairouzhandeshangbenjiutengtongnanren,gangcaibuguoshiqiangchengzheyikouqihechujingyi,ningxuehuanduizhi。

“guniang,nimeishiba?”menwaixiangqiyishengjianjiao,zoujinlaiyigechuanzheqingseshanqundeyatou,shiyuanzhudetieshenyahuanxiaoxi。

tarouzhepigujiannandezoujinlai,yanquanhongzhong,“furenshuonubimeizhaoguhaoguniang,dalenubiershibanzi....nubicailingwanzefa,laijinishangyao。”

tazouguolaichenglanshenshangdeshangkou,yanleidunshidiaolexialai。

“zhaowangshiziyetaixinhenle,bujiushi,bujiushibatajineigeleme,guniang....guniangzheishangdeyetaizhongle。”xiaoxibiankubianshoumangjiaoluandenachuyigebazhangdadexiaohezi。

“furenshuozheishigonglisonglaideyujigao,nubixianjinishangyao。”tadakaihezi,xiaoxinyiyideyongshouzhizhanleyidianyaogao。

dandandeqingxiangweipiaoruchenglanbizhong,taxiayishideduoxileliangkou,naohaizhonghuranshanguozheiyangyigeshengyin:“zheishiyihetianjialewugongfendeyaogao!”

douranzainaohailixiangqideshengyinyoudiandaiban,xiangshijiqirendeshengyin,helechenglanyitiao。

zhidaopigushangchuanlaiweiliangdechugan,tacaifanyingguolai,xiayishidehandao:“dengyixia,bayaogaojiwokankan。”

xiaoxiyitouwushuidebayaogaohezidiguolai。

chenglannazaishoushang,hezilitoumingdeyaogaokanqilaiyoudianxiangtazaixiandaideluhuijiao。

naohailizaiyicixiangqigangcaidejixieshengyin:“zheishiyihetianjialewugongfendeyaogao!”

chenglanshenanyishu,mingbaiwugongfenkeyirangrendeshangkoukuilan,hennanyuhe。

xianzaishixiatian,tashenshangdeshangkouruoshiyizhiwufayuhe,jiuhuikuilanhuanong,yinqiganranerwang。

这是存心要她死!

gonglishangxialaideyaogaolitianjialewugongfen,shihuangdideyisi,haishineigezhaowangshiziyixinxiangnongsita,youhuozheshiyuanzhudejimudongleshoujiao?

taningleningmei,zhuantoufenfudao:“xiaoxi,woduzihaoe,nixianbangwoquzhaodiandongxi,woyitianmeichidongxile。”

xiaoxiyilianweinan,“keshinishenshangdeshangkou.....”

chenglanhuanglexiashoushangdeyaohe,“wozijimanmanshang,nixianquzhaochide,wodoukuaiyaoesile。”

tabaichuyifuejiledeyangzi。

xiaoxixianglaishigetinghuadeyahuan,zhanqishenlaimantuntundenuolechuqu,bushitabuxiangkuai,tayegangbeidaguobanzi。

chenglanquedingxiaoxichuquhou,zheicaijiangnaohailideqijiyaoyuanxitongdiaochulai。

bansuizhedingdongliangsheng,tadenaohailimoranchuxianleyigezhengfangxingmianbanyiyangdedongxi,qianlvsedejiemianshangzhiyouyixingzi:“huanyingsuzhubangdingqijiyaoyuanyouxixitong,dianjirenyidifangjinruyouxijiemian。”

chenglandianjijiemianjinqu,zaicichuxianleyiduanhua:benxitongyijingbangding,chufeisuzhusiwang,fouzewufajiechubangding。

benyouxishitongguanshirenwu,suzhumeibangzhuyiweidafuhuozhejiuzhuyiweibinghuan,jiuhuihuodexiangyinggongdejinbi,xitongjiuhuibaochuxindezhuangbeikegongtongguan,dangran,zaitongguanguochengzhong,xitongkeyitigongsuzhusuoxuyaodeyiqiefuwu,quebaosuzhukeyishunlishiyongxitong。

chenglankanwanneiduanhua,mianbanzaiyicitiaochuzhengfangxingmokuai:“suzhukeyidakaidiyiguanyouxi。”

jiemianshangchuxianlejinguangshanshandejigezi:xiamianyoujinrudiyiguan,shi?fou?

tahaoqidedianleshi,youxijiemiandunshifashenglebianhua。

zhengfangxingmianbanshangchuxianleyixiejiandandezhiwutupian,youdeshigen,youdeshiyezi,youdeshijing。

mianbanxiafangzeshiyigeyaobo,chucizhiwai,zaimeiyouleqitadetishi。

lianliankanma?haishirangtadaoyao?

chenglansaoleyiyan,doushixiezhiwaishangdeyaogao,zuoweiyigeyixuetiancai,renshiyaoshizuijibendegongli。

tashizhetuodongqizhongliangzhangtupiandaoyaoboli,tuoguoquhouqizhongyizhangtupianyouzhongxinfanhuileyuanchu,tajianglingwaidejizhangtupianfenfentuojinleyaoboli,ranhoudaoyaochuhuangdonglexia。

chenglandianjidaoyaochu,yaobohuangdonglexiasihuzhendezaifensuiyaocaiyiban,suijisanfachujinsedeguangmang:gongxisuzhuhechengshengjigao,jianglijinbiyibai。

bansuizhejinbidiaoluodedingdangsheng,jiemiandeyoushangjiaoxianshichuyue:yibaijinbi。

chenglankanzhesanfazhejinseguangmangdeshengjigao,yinianweidong,tadeshoushangjiupingkongduoleyiheyaogao。

taniezheyaogaorenbuzhuxiaole,boshiyetainiubile,xitongjingranjubeizheimeniudegongneng。

youleqijiyaoyuanzaishou,xiangbitazhaojuejiyaocainengbangbushaomang。

menwaixiangqixiaoxidejiaobusheng,chenglanshunshoudejianggonglishangxialaideyujigaodiudaolepangbiandezhuozidixia。

xiaoxituimenjinlai,shoushangzhinalelianggeganbabademantou,qifendedao:“guniang,chufangjiekouyijingguolefandian,jiujilezanmenlianggeganmantou。”

chenglanbujuedeyiwai,zheishizaibishubieyuan,fancaidoushigonglichulaiderenzaiguan,gejiadaodianqulingfancai。

yuanzhumingshengzheimelan,rujinyoujiangzhaowangshizijiqiangle,chufangderenpenggaocaidiyehenzhengchang。

“mantoujiumantouba,zongbieduziqiang。”tachelechezuijiao,jiangyaohedijixiaoxi,“xianbangwomowanyao,zaichi。”

“nihaishuozijinengshangyao,zhengbantianyidianyemeishang。”xiaoxijiangmantoufangzaizhuozishang,jieguoyaohe,jichenglanshangyao。

kanzhechenglanshenshangdeshangkou,xiaoxizaiyicirenbuzhuniantao:“guniang,nishuonizenmeneimedadanzia,zenmejiuganduizhaowangshiziyongqianga?”