第1章

“xiaohuangyaxiyiji,tingdoumeitingguo,nagejijiaogaladesanwuchanpin?”

huazhuangjiannei,shenyinghouzhengzuozaijingziqian,sangezhulimangqianmanghousihouta。

fumujujinzhanzaimenkou,dishangchanpinzhiliangbaogao。

ranerzheifenbaogaoquebeishenyurengjinlajitong。

haishijingjirenshouleqianjieshijiju。

“zhengjingpaizi,guohuo,sanshiduonianqianjiuyoule。”

buliaoshenyuchixiaoyisheng:“nanguaizheimelow!”

xiayimiao,tajingzhijieqishennaqiyanyingpanzajingjiren!

“shenmedaiyandouganjiwojie,xiangqianxiangfengle?woyaojiexiazheigedaiyan,duijiahaibuzhidaozenmechaoxiaowo!”

sangezhulihefumuheleyidatiao,huazhuangjianneisuoyourendaqiyebuganchu。

jingjirengengshipeishangxiaolian,lianmanghongdao:“bujiebujie,xiaogongzhushuoshenmejiushishenme。”

suihoufanlianyibajiangfumutuichumenwai:

“haibukuaigun!yishentuqi,jianzhixiuruwojiayuyudeyanjing!”

fuqinyouqibuganfa,muqinquexintengdadianjingjirendewushiwan。

“bujieyexing,jiuxuanchuanyiju,suininzenmeshuo,zhiyaokenbangwomenxuanchuanjiuhao。qianzhaoji。”

cihuayichu,shenyuyebumiandongyao,jingjirenshizidakaikou:

“三千万!”

gongchangsuoyougongrenyiniangongziyejiusanqianwan!

fuqinlimajujue:“buxing,zuiduowubaiwan。”

yijuhua,wubaiwan,shigerenyedayingle。

ranershenyupianpianaizuoyao:“sanqianwan,shaoyifen,wojiuxuanchuanbiejiaxiyiji。”

muqindunshiqilegeyangdao!

nayouzheizhongbuyaolianderen!

ranerweilegenshangshidaibufa,jiasuxuanchuancuxiao,erlaoyaoyaoyahaishizhunbeidaying。

jiuzaicishi,wohuiguoshen,zhijiedangzaibamashenqian:

“bujieladao,nineimeaidaotie,woyebulanzhe!”

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shenyuqidezhijiebawomenyijiaganchujuzu。

huijiadelushang,fumumiandaiaichou。

xiaohuangyapaixiyijichuanglisanshinian,yixinzuochanpin,zhizhuiqiuzhiliang。

不懂营销。

daozhibeiwailaipinpaihejueqidexinpinpaiyuanyuanshuaizaihoumian。

zhidaogongchangmianlindaobi,fumuweileqiubian,teyipinqinglenianqingdaxueshengchumouhuace。

tamenjidejianyiyehenchengken,qingmingxingdaiyan,dazaohuolipinpai。

silushiduide,naiherenxuancuole。

qianshi,bamaxianhualewushiwancailianxidaojingjiren。

又给了十万开口费。

ranershenyuqiaobuqiguohuo,xianqipinpaitu,laditadexingxiang。

shuoshenmeyebukenjiedaiyan。

bamazhinengtuoxie,huanchengzanzhudianshiju,bingqiehualeyiwanshangxiangtaici。

caimaileyiju“wojiaxiaohuangyaxiyiji,yongsanshinianyebuhuihuai。”

kedengdianshijubochulai,taiciquebianchengle“xiaohuangyaxiyiji,xiaosandouaiyong。”

xiyijishunjianhexiaosanguagou,pinpaixingxiangbeimohei!

zheijuhuagengshifengmiyishi,chengledianshijuchuquanminggeng。

weilibuyayuneiju‘nishizhenele’。

wangyoufenfenegao:“nijiayouxiaohuangyama?”

shenyufensigengshinongchuyitaoxuanxuewaili,shuomailexiaohuangyaxiyijideren,quandouchuguile!

力证偶像说的没错!

benshenxiyijiduibiaokehudoushijiatingzhufu,sheixiangnonggexiangzhengxiaosandexiyijifangjialibaizhe?

yiyejian,wangluodingdanruijian,gedapingtaifenfentuihuo。

zaoyaoyizhangzui,piyaopaoduantui。

fumukanzhetuihuodingdanganzheji,zhengsuzhengsushuibuzhe。

weilebangtamen,wolianyezhucelepinpaiguanfanghaopiyao,kezhanghaoquebeixianliu,zhinengyanzhengzhengkanzheliuyanyuechuanyuelipu。

zuihougongchangzijinlianduanlie,chanpinjiya,beipotinggong。

zoutouwuluzhixia,wozhaodaoshenyu,aiqiutabangmangchengqing。

keshenyuquedayanbucan:“yaobushiwogailetaici,zheizhongpolanpinpaizenmehuichuming?nigaixiewocaidui。”

谢她?

xietahuilebamasanshiniandapinchulaideqiye?!

wofennuzhizhetama:“sanqianwanzhimaiyijuhua,nipingshenmebuhaohaoshuo,daodiyoumeiyouhezuoyishi?”

然而沈语却嘲讽我:

“nibamasanshinianzhuandeqianhaimeiwoyitianzhuandeduo,gaifansideshinizijiba?”

woqiditiaoqilaidaren,quebeibaobiaoquzhu,yanzhengzhengsangshilezuihoudexiwang。

jinshi,woningyuansanqianwandashuipiaoyebuyuanjishenyumoheipinpaidejihui。