第4章
说的是什么话？
说的是什么话？！
qinningyugandaonankan，lianpifare，zheijiushitajiaodexuesheng，shenbiandebiaomeijianguimikendingbishisile。
噗嗤——
guoran，biaomeirenbuzhuyanzuixiaole。
qinningyudunshizhale，yongliyidengzhongyu，shiyizhongyuganjingundan。
“ningyu，nizheigexueshengtingdoudema。”qinningyudebiaomeijianguimichichixiaodao，meimuzhuandong，liuguangyicai。
doushuowuyileijurenyiqunfen，qinningyudebiaomeimeiyanyuqinningyubuxiangshangxia，jueduishangxinyuemu。
zhongyuxiaorongtaoxi，duiqinningyubiaomeidao：“xiaojiejie，ninhao。”
“nihao。”qinningyubiaomeihuifujifenmeinvdejinchi，duizhongyuyouhaodehuiyingdao。
“youzuihuashe，meishiyibianqu！”qinningyurenwukeren，chushengganren。
zhongyuhahayixiao：“xiaojiejiezaijian。”
ranhouraoguoqinningyuhetabiaomei，likailekafeiguan。
qinningyuhebiaomeihanjingzaiyizhangkongzhuozuoxia，hanjingxiaodao：“nineigexueshengjiaoshenme？zhangdezhenshuai，erqiehaiyoumo。”
“yaobuyaowobatadeweixinjini？”qinningyumeihaoqidao，“duodaderenle，haifahuachi！”
tahehanjingnianlingxiangfang，jishibiaojiemei，gengshiwuhuabutandeguimihaoyou。
qiliao，hanjingdashesuigun，gaoxingjiaodao：“haoahaoa，batadeweixinjiwo，wojiatahaoyou。zheiniantou，liuxingjiedilian。”
shuozhe，tacongtadelvbaoquchushoujilai。
qinningyuqidezhifanbaiyan：“xiangtaneiyangshangkeshuijuedelanxuesheng，wozenmekenengyoutadeweixin？”
dangranle，tameiyouzhongyuweixin，shiyinweitacongbuqingyiyunanxueshengjiaweixin，jiaoxuncantong，beisaoraoguo。
hanjingyiliandeshiwang：“neinixiacijiandaota，bangwowentadeweixin。”
“hehe。”qinningyufachuhenlengdechaoxiaosheng。
显然不可能。
dianlekafeihegaodianhou，qinningyuhehanjingjixusuiyiliaotian。
hanjingxuanyaodao：“wowangzherongyaoshangwangzhele。”
“sha？”qinningyuxianshichileyijing，suijiqiangliehuaiyi，“bukeneng！”
biaomeishishenmeyangdeyouxi**，taqinengbuqingchu？
“xixi，”hanjingxixiaodao，“zhiwozhe，ningyuye。”
tajiangshangbanshenweiqingguoqu，shenmixixidao：“woqingdailianle。”
shouhuiyao，tajiezhedao：“nixianzaishenmeduanweile？kuaiwangzheleba？”
“e......，zuijinmeizenmerenzhenwan。”qinningyuhanhudao。
hanjingxianmudao：“xiangnizheizhongxueba，zuoshenmedourongyi，yaoshangwangzhekendingqingqingsongsongle。”
qinningyumeijiehua，dixiatouzhuanghekafei，miandebeibiaomeikanjiantalianhong。
buguo，hanjingqingdailiandeshi，daotixingleta，huoxukeyizhaozhongyubangtashangwangzhe。
bubu，woqinningyuzenmekeyiqingyiduoluoni？
wowandebuhao，keyizhaorenjiao，birushuozhongyu。
suirantashixuesheng，danwokeyibuchixiawen。
woyaopingzijishili，tangtangzhengzhengshangwangzhe！！！
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zhongyumaileyiduilingshishuiguodaihuisushe，zhengzaikuangganwangzherongyaodeshiyoumenlijifachuhuanhusheng。
“zhongge，nizhenshitaihaole！”
“钟哥豪气！”
......
yiqunshengkouyibiankuangchilingshi，yibianmapibuduan。
zhongyuxiaoyinyinde，zheidianxiaoqiantashiyoude。
“chibaole，jixulianyingxiong。”zhongyuxiaodao，“yihuierwoyaojianchanimendejindu。”
“yaoshijindutaiman，xiaoxinwotinimen**！”
“hahaha......”shiyoumendaxiao。
bangexiaoshihou，zhongyukaishijianchashiyoumenshulianyingxiongdejindu。
shiyoumenjindubucuo，zhongyuzaijianchashi，buwangchenjichuanshoutamenyixiesirenjiqiao。
cirishangwu，zhongyutiqianzaixuexiaozhengmenqiandenghou。
zhengjiudian，yilianghongsedemashaladizongcaizaitamianqianhuanhuantingxia。
kaoxiangzhongyufangxiangdechechuanghualuo，zhongyukanjianlimianzuozhechuanbaisequnzidesuqingyu。
yinweicexiangdejiaodu，tawuyizhongfaxiansuqingyuhennuting。
“shangche。”suqingyujiaodao。
zhongyudakaihoupaichemenzuolejinqu。
chabuduoyigexiaoshihou，zhongyukanjianlesuqingyukouzhongdeyinshimingyi。
xufajiebai，miansehongrunruyinger，jingshenjueshuo，queshiyoujifenyinshigaorendeyangzi。
suqingyudui“yinshimingyi”henjingzhong，zunchengweichenlao。
wangwenwenqiezhihou，zhongyuyouxiejinzhangwendao：“chenlao，wodedeshishenmebing？”
chenlaodao：“nibushidebing，shizhongdule。danyebuquanshizhongdu，nizhongdedubenshenyeshiduirentiyouyide。”
“......”zhongyutingdeyitouwushui。
chenlaokanzhongyurenghenyihuodeyangzi，tajiezhejieshidao：“nichileqiyangyuzhi。qiyangyuzhihenhanjian，keyubukeqiu。tayoushaoxujilvjifayigerendeqianneng，danfuzuoyongyebuxiao，jiuruniyiban，bunenggaoqiangduyongnao，bunenggaoqiangdujingshenjizhong，jingchangchufarentiziwobaohujizhierbuyouzizhuchenshui。”
“qiyangyuzhi？”zhongyusisuodao，“womeijidewochiguo。”
chenlaoxiaodao：“zheizhongdongximeirenhuizhudongchi，suoyinishibeirenxiadule。”
“ninyidingyoubanfabangwojieduba？”zhongyuqidaidiwendao。
chenlaolvdongbaihuzidao：“tabenshenbushidu，wozhinengbangnijifatipo，xiaohuaqiyangyuzhi，guanjianhaishikaoniziji。”
“nideyizhijianqiangma？”tayouwendao。
zhongyurushidao：“buzhidao。”
chenlao：“ruguoniyaozhidehua，nibixuchengshoujidadetongku。wozhunbeiyongqishierdishazhenjifanitipo，guochenghentongku，dannibixurenzhu，zhongtubunenghunguoqu，gengbunengluandong。dagaiyaoyigexiaoshi。”
“dangranle，wohuixianyongtaiyidinghunzhenbangnidingzhushenhun。”
rennengchengshoudetongkushiyoujixiande，jiejinhuochaoguojixian，renjiuhuihunmiguoqu，ruguobunenghunmiguoqu，jiuyoukenengshanghaidaodanaoshenjing、jingshendengdeng。
“wobupa。”zhongyujiandingdidao。
chenlaohanshou，zhanqilai：“genwolaiba。”
zhongyugenshang，suichenlaojinruyigedandudezhenjiushi。
guanshangmenhou，chenlaoyibiandakaiyinzhenhezi，yibiandao：“bayifutuole，quanbu。ranhoushuangjiaobingjianerli，shuangbeiziranchuiluo，shaoshaoxiangliangbianzhangkai，shuangzhangdakai，zhangxinxiangqian。”
钟喻依言照办。
chenlaobanlaiyizhangyizifangdaozhongyumianqian，ranhouzhanshangqu，zuoshounazheyinzhenbudai，youshoushiyigenzhangdashijilimidexizhangyinzhen，rangrenkanjianjiupa。
“wokaishixiazhenhou，nibuxudong，yebuxujiao。”chenlaoyansudao，“nizhiyouyicijihui，yidanshibai，jiumeiyouxiacile。”
zhongyuyingdao：“zhidao。”
shenxileyikouqi，dao：“kaishiba。”
chenlaokaishijiangneigenzhangshijilimideyinzhencongzhongyutoudingdebaihuixuehuanhuannianjinqu......
yigeduoxiaoshihou，chenlaopibeidicongzhenjiushizouchulai，suqingyuyingshangqu。
“chenlao，zenmeyang？”taguanxinwendao。
chenlaoluchuyixiexiaoronglai：“nipengyouyizhilihenqiang，tiandixianengchengshouqishierdishazhenderenmeijige，tachengshouzhule。”
suqingyusongleyikouqi：“xiexiechenlao。”
“bukeqi，xinwujiwoba。”chenlaodao。
suqingyuconglvshoutibaoliquchuyikuaiteshudemupai，shuangshougongjingdixianshang。
chenlaonalemupai，yibianpibeidizoukai，yibiandao：“nipengyouxuyaoshendushuimianhuifu，shijianbuding。nibufangxindehua，keyijinqutanwang。”
“zhidaole。”suqingyuyingdao。
daichenlaozouyuan，suqingyuyouyuyizhen，qingqingtuikaimenzoujinqu，kanjianzhongyuhunshuizaiyizhangdanrenchuangshang，gaizheyizhangbeizi。
tazoujinyixiekan，faxianzhongyuhencangbai，liangbianyanjiaoyouxueyeshenchu，xingchengliangdaoxuelei。
“si——”tabujindaoxileyikoulengqi，genbenwufaxiangxianggangcaizhongyudaodijingshoulezenyangdefeirentongku。
fangxinbuyoudizhongxiajifenqinpei。