第二章 外卖员

三个月后,六月份。

华夏,西雍市。

gaolinxiaoquwaidegongjiaozhanzhiyaoyougongjiaochetingxiajiuhuixialaiyidapiren。

shengxiadetaiyangshifendula,xuduonvhaizichuanzhedabandoujiqiqingliang,dixiongshangyi,duanqun**derangnanrenmenshifenzaore。

xiaoqudamenli,yigemianrongweisuodenanzinazheshoujigenzaiyiweiduanqunmeinvshenhou,henxianranshixiang**yifan。

erneimeinvchuanzhebaiseduanqun,zouqilulaiqunbaiheneiyuanrundeqiaotunyibaiyibaide,chongmanleyouhuoli。

tayibianzouluyibiankanzheshoulideshijuan,shifenderenzhen,zheijiujileweisuonanjihuile。

tadiaozhenghaojiaoduzhihoudasuanjinxing**,danturanbeiyigechuanzhehuangyidewaimaiyuancongzhongjiguo,zhijiebaneigeweisuonandeshoujijidiaozaidishang,neigemeinvyeshiganjuehoumianbeirendingleyixia。

“buhaoyisia,ganshijianni,rangyirang。”neigewaimaiyuanxiaoleqilai,tashenshangdeneijianyifushangheranxiezhe“shuaituan”lianggezi。

“haojiahuo,85,63,80!”

waimaiyuanxinliyeshizezechengzan,zheigemeinvdesanweishizaishitaiwanmeile,yaozhidaotadezheishuangyanjingneikeshihuoyanjinjing,buguanshishenmeyangdenvrenzhiyaoyiyanjiukeyizhidaonideshuju,napashinidianledongxidoukandechulai!

“xiaozi!nidengzhe!”weisuonankanzhezijidiaozaidishangdeshoujiyeshiehenhendedengletayiyan,ranhoujianqishoujilikaile。

“qie,zheidianshiqingnijiubunenghuadianqianma?huadian,huabuleduoshaode。”waimaiyuanyouxiebiyidekanzhetashuodao。

shuowantayeshizhuanguotoukanzheneigemeinv,yeshirenbuzhuxinshangqilai。

zheimeinvkanqilaiershiliuqi,yizhanghongyanhuoshuidelian,bobodezuichun,meimuxiuqi,lingdongzhiji。

bujinzhangdehaokan,nei**deshencaiyeshijiqiaotuyouzhi,zheiyangdeshencaizaizheiyangdeshengxia,jianzhijiushinanrendekexinga!

buguomeinvhaoxiangbingbushiyaoganxieta,ershimuguangdaizheyixienuqidedingzheta。

“heiheihei,meinv,suirankanshuaigebuyaoqian,danxiangnizheiyangsiwujidandewohaishiyaopipingniyixia。”waimaiyuanheiheiyixiaoshuodao,tajiushichufeng。

wenyan,meinvyeshijiqiwuyu,buzhidaozenmehuiyouneimehouyan**deren?mingmingzaikaiyouqueshuodeneimeguangmingzhengda,haigandiaoxita。

“wobingbuqishisongwaimaide,danxiangnizheiyangdeliumangwoshifendeyane!liwoyuandian!”shuowan,meinvzhuanguoshenkuaibulikaizheili,zhiliuxiayigemanmiaodebeiying。

jianzhuang,chufengyeshiwunaideyaoleyaotou,kanyangzixiongdawunaozheijuhuabingbushikongxuelaifenga!

zheigenvrenbei**doubuzhidao,jingranhaigouyaolvdongbin。

xiangdaozheili,chufengjiqiwunai,ranhoukanleyiyanshouji:“**!kuaiyaochaoshile!”

julishijianchaoshihaiyoujifenzhong,dantabingbushuxizheiyidai,suoyiyeshizhaoleyiduanshijiancainenglaidao1403gongyu。

kanshijian,haiyouyifenzhong,ganghao。

“nihao,nidianwaimaidedaole。”

ganggangshuowan,menjiudakaile,jiuzaichufenghaizaiqingxingzijiganshangledeshihou,kanzhemianqiandeneigerenyeshilengleyixia,suihouxiaoleqilai。

“heihei,meinv,haoqiaoa,jingranshinia,jiranruci,jigewuxinghaopingbei。”

yanqianderenbingbushibieren,ershigangcaineigechadianbei**demeinv!

buguoneigemeinvquekaozhemenkou,jiyaodezhangfasuiyisanluozaixiangjian,jirenyizhonglingluanmei,dantaneimeilideyanjingliquetouluzheyisijiaoxia。

“你迟到了。”

“meiyoumeiyou,nikankanshijian,haiyoushijimiaoni。”chufengbashoujishangmiandedaojishinajitakan,buguomeinvyiranshimeiyounawaimaideyisi。

shijimiaohenkuaijiuguoqule,neimeinvweiweiyixiao,jieguowaimai。

“haolenixianzaichidaole。”

说完,关上门口。

“我勒个去!”

chufengtucaoyisheng,meixiangdaozheigemeinvjingranrucimanbujiangli,shoujishangjingranxianshitachidaole?!

likailedanyuanlouzhihoutahenshuliandenachuyigenyan,dianranzhihouxileyikou,tuchulebaisedeyanquan。

“ai,zheigeniangmenyaoshijiwoyigechaping,zheijitianbujiushibaiganlema?ai,yebuzhidaoxiageyuehainengbunengchoudeqiyanle。”

“huiqi,haishiqujiexiayidanba。”shuowan,chufenglaidaolexiaoqumenkou,quefaxiantadedianchejingranyouyibasuo。

cheshitade,dansuobushia。

“neigeerbaiwusuolewodeche?”xuxingkanleyiyanzhouwei,faxianlegangcaineigexiang**deweisuonan,cishicike,tadeshenbianhaiyouyigegaodadezhuanghan,kanqilaibingbuyouhao。

这两个人是一伙的!

“aiya,xiaolaodi,zenmehuishi,chebeisuole?ganghaowoshizhuanyeqiaosuoershinian,jintianjigeliangbaikuaiwobangnigaodingtaba。”neigeweisuonanxiaoleqilaishuo,henxianranzheigesuojiushitashangde。

jintianhaoburongyikanjianyigemeinvxiang**huiqujianglizijijicide,sheicengxiangjingranbeizheigesongwaimaidedaraole。

jiranruci,kengtajibaikuaiqianbuguofenba?

“songwaimaide,liangbaikuaiqianjinihuaqianmaigejiaoxun,xiacizhangzhangjixing,meineimedadebenshijiubuyaoxuerenjiaduoguanxianshile。”neigezhuanghanyeshikaikoushuodao,xianranshiweixie。

“e?songwaimaidezenmele?wowusuineinian,laocunzhangcengjinggaosuwowojianglaishiyaohuangpaojiashende,nigankanbuqiwo?zaishuole,jiunizheigejikuaiqiandesuo,wobuyongfangbianmiandoukeyikaile。”chufengxiaoleqilai,xianranmeibatamenfangzaiyanli。

“chouxiaozinihuonile?!”zhuanghanbeirenqingshiyeshidanuqilai。

zheishihouchufengdunlexialai,zhijiezhuazheneibasuoyilajiudakaile,suihouzhanleqilai,basuorengzaitamenmianqian。

“kanjianleba?zheiwanyinalixuyaoliangbaikuaiqiankaini?”

“shenme?”weisuonanhezhuanghankanzhedishangdesuoyeshijingdaile,xinxiangjiusuanshitamenyouyaochiyebukenengkaineimekuaiba?shenmeqingkuang?

“jiranmeishile,neimejiurangkaiba,buyaodaraowosongwaimai。”chufengkaichezhijiehetamenlianggecajianerguo,kanqilaijiweixiaosa。

“tmd!laozijintianhenigangshangle!womenzhui!”zheishihouweisuonanxianranshibuganxin,zhaohuyishengjiuhezhuanghanyiqishangleyiliangmotuoche,mengkaiyoumengenleguoqu。

xiangbizhixia,chufengdediandongcheziranshibibushangmotuoche,meiliangfenzhongjiuweisuonantamenjiukuaiyaogenshangtale。

“chouxiaozi!jiwotingche!wojintianfeiyaorangniguidiqiurao!”

tingzhehoumiandeshengyin,chufengyeshiyaoleyaotou。

“meiwanmeileleshiba?”

jinjiezhetalaidaoleyigezhuanwanchutinglexialai,kaozhedianchezaicidianranyizhiyan,xileyikou,kanqilaihenxiangshoudeyangzi。

henkuaide,neiliangmotuocheyeshilaidaoletademianqiantinglexialai,zhijianchufengdandandeshuoleyijuhua:

“xianzaiderena,jiushipiyangqianshoushi。”