医院。
“dongzi，nibieshouzaizheile，wanshangwokelimeishenmeshi，wolaishouzaizheilijiuxing，niqukankannixifu。”bingfangmenkoudeqiaoxiaoyunyijinlaijiushuodao。
tashiqiaozhangdongdesijie，shixianyiyuandeyisheng。
“buyongle，wodengtaxinglai。”
qiaozhangdongzuozaibingchuangshang，yishouhuaibaozhenver，yishouqingqingdefuzhenvertoushanghaitouzhexuesideshabu，buzhidaoshibushiaodetaijiu，yandiyouxiexinghong。
“neiyebuyongnizheimebaozhea，fangxialaitahainengtangzheshufuxie。”qiaoxiaoyunshuo。
“meishi，taxiangwobaozhe，libukaiwo，wobaozhetayeyoushuideanwenxie。”qiaozhangdongyaotou，shuozhejiangguozaiqiaoqiaoshenshangdebeijiaoyouguojinleyixie。
xianzaisuirangangruqiu，danzhouyewenchada，ganlaiyiyuandeshihoutaizheji，meilaidejinaxieriyongpin，zhinengxianyongbeiyiyuandebeizidaiti。
zhishiqiaozhangdongdaodihaishiyouxiexianqizheixiehenduorenyongguodebeizi，guojinhouyoupailepaiqiaoqiaodehoubei，quedingtabuhuixinglai。
caizhuantouchaoqiaoxiaoyunshuodao：“sijie，niwandianhuijiadeshihou，jiangzhiqianguaibaofangnineierdeyifunalai，taxianglaiaiganjing，xinglaikanzhehaichuanzhezheishenzangwudeyifu，kendingyaonao。”
qiaoxiaoyunyanjiaochouchuleyixia，danzhidaozijizheigedidixianglaijiangzhinvfangdaolexinwowoliteng，yebujuedejingya。
tazuodaobingchuangbianshangdedengzishang，jizijidaolebeishuihexia。
kanlekanqiaozhangdong，youkankantahuailijishibizheyanjing，etoushanghaibaozheshabuyepiaoliangdexianggeyangwawadezhinv，tanlekouqi。
chushengwendao：“zhangdong，jieshangcigennishuodeshiqingnikaolvdezenmeyangle？”
qiaoxiaoyunshuodeshishangcitatide，jiangqiaoqiaoguojijitamendageqiaozhangqingdeshiqing。
tamendageqiaozhangqingjiehunzhijinyijingshinianle，yinweizaoniancanjundazhangshanglegenben，duizisiyouai，zhijinwuerwunv。
qiaozhangdongqudexifuchenyulianyourongbuxiaqiaoqiaozheigejinv，ertamendedageqiaozhangqingyoumeiyouhaizi，qiaoxiaoyunjiuxianglezheigefazi。
juedezheiyangqiaozhangdongbuyongzaiqiaoqiaohechenyulianzhijianweinan，dagejiayenengyuanman，jiedahuanxi。
“tajiuzaiwoshenbian，nayebuqu。”qiaozhangdongyanshenbingleng。
“zaojiuzhidaohuizheiyang。”qiaoxiaoyunzhidaoqiaozhangdongjiangqiaoqiaodangyanzhuziteng，wenyanyebuyiwai。
“jintiandaodishizenmehuishi，wogangjinlaizenmetingneichenxiueshuoshiqiaoqiaotuidaolechenyulian，daozhitadongletaiqide？”
qiaozhangdonglijiheilelian：“nitingtaxiashuo，qiaoqiaoxinglezaiwen。”
fanzhengzaiqiaoqiaoxinglaizhiqian，tashibuhuixinchenyulianshuodeneixie。
xianbushuoyigebudaosansuidehaizituidaoyigedarenshifourongyi，napashikeneng，tadenveryebuhuizheiyangzuode。
zhishixiawushiqingfashengdeturan，qiaoqiaoyouhunmileguoqu，jutishiqingdejingguozenmeyangtayebuzhidao，haidedengqiaoqiaoxinglailecainengzhidao。
tayebumingbai，mingminghunqiansuiranbupiaoliang，yebuconghui。
danzhishaoqinkuaidadu，biaoshihuiquanxinquanyijienaqiaoqiaodechenyulian，zenmehuizaihunhouxianghuanleyigeren，zisixurong，xiaoqikebo，haitebieduoyi。
youqishizaihuaiyunzhihou，buzairenherenmianqianweizhuangtaduiqiaoqiaodeyane。
zongshihuaiyiyigesansuidehaizihuiduitabuli，shenzhisanfanjiciweixietajiangqiaoqiaosongzou。
qiaoxiaoyunjiantaliansebuhaokan，yemeizaiwen，gangyaoqishenjiujianyigexiaohushituizhexiaotuichejinlaile。
“xiaoyunjieniyezaini。”
kandaoqiaoxiaoyunxiaohushixianxiaozhedalegezhaohu，ranhoukanxiangqiaozhangdong：“qiaogezahaibaozheni，fangzaichuangshanga。”
“nirangtabao，bubaozhetapazanyiyuanliyoujiaohuazijitaguaizouge！”qiaoxiaoyunchenguaidao。
“wobaozhetanuanhexie，zheishixiaoyanzhenma？yaodaduojiu？”qiaozhangdongbuliqiaoxiaoyundedaqu，kanzhexiaohushizaineierdiaoxiaoyanshuishui，zhuantouyounalezhentouzhuanguolai。
tayibianpaizheqiaoqiaodehoubei，yibianzhoumei，yadileshengyinshuo：“hushi，woguinvpateng，niqingdiana。”
“neirangxiaoyunjielaia，yuanlitachengdier，meirenganchengdiyide。”xiaohushibeidouxiao。
wenyanqiaoxiaoyunzhibaishou，meihaoqi：“wokebugan，zheiyaozhatengletaguinv，tafeidehewoduanjuejiediguanxibuke。”
xiaohushibeiyoudoudepuchiyishengxiaochulai。
zhidaoshoujiaoliluodexialezhen，kanzheqiaozhangdongyinweinverzhazhenerningmeidekuazhangmianbubiaoqing，yougantan：“xiaoyunjiewozaizheiliganlehaojinian，yeshitouciqiaojianxiangqiaogezheimetengguinvde。”
“zhiqianluoyishengguolaiqingxishangkou，xingxuyouxieteng，xiaogunianghengjileliangxia，qiaogechadianmeijiluoyishengjiachuqu。”
xiaohushixianzaixiangqidangshiyinweiluoyishengqinglishangkoushi，redehunmizhongdexiaogunianghengleyixia。
bianshangshouzhedeqiaozhangdong，shunjianjiujiangluoyishengqiazhegezhiwojiaqilaishuangjiaolididechangjing，jiurenjunbujinqilai。
“tashizheiyang，meichuxidenvernu！”qiaoxiaoyunyaotou，tafanzhengshixiguanletazheigedidichongnverchongdemeidixiandeshiqingle。
“buguonizheixiaozhinvyeshizhangdezhenhaokan，wojianleneimeduodehaizi，haishidiyicikandaozheimehaokande，zhenshipiaoliangdexianggeciwawa，yaowoyouzheiyangdeguinv，woyedangbaobeitengzhe。”
“zhishihuiquleyaodangxinxie，zhuyidianyinshi，bierangetoushangkouliubale。”
yitingzheihua，qiaozhangdonglijitaochulekoudailisuishendaizhedezhibi：“nimandianshuo，wojiyixia。”
“zheigeniwenwenxiaoyunjie，daoyebuyongtebieji……”
“neibuxing，tabuzhuanye。”
tingdaozheihua，qiaoxiaoyunqidezhidengyan。
queyemeinengzuzhiqiaozhangdongnazhezhibi，zhuizhexiaohushiwenleyiduizhuyishixiang，zuihouyouxiaoxinyiyidejiangjihaodebijishoujindouli。
等到小护士走了。
“nikezhenshiershisixiaohaobaba，bierenkuaniguinvyiju，qiaobanijiaoaode，zheiyaoshiyouweiba，nibudeshuaitianshangqu！”
qiaoxiaoyunkanzheyinweixiaohushiyijuhua，qiaozhangdongmianshangdangbuzhudejiaoaobiaoqing，yinyangguaiqidedao。
只觉得心酸又好笑。
daquwanyoulvedaibujiedecoujinta，wendao：“dongzi，neichenyulianduzilidebuyeshinidema？”
wenwanyoubudengtahuida，jixuzishuozihua。
“nizenmeyebuqukankan，nizheidiedangde，kezhenjiuhoucibobia。”
“nishuoshuoni，danfandangzhechenyuliandemianshoulianjifen，tayebuzhiyunaochengzheiyangba。”
qiaozhangdongmeitoujincubushuohua，zhiditoukanzhetapiaoliangdeguofendexiaoguinv。
“buguoyeshizanmenlaoqiaojiaduibuqini，mingmingbuxihuan，haideyinweihaienbixuquneichenyulian。”
qiaozhangdonghuiquchenyulianwanquanshiyinweishangyibeideenyuan。
tamendediehechenyuliandediedangchuyiqicanjundazhang，zhanzhengjieshuzhihou，liangrenyiqihuixiang，zaoyulejihuang。
jushuochenyuliandediejiangzuihouyikuaimomoliujiletamendie，zijiesile。
suoyitamendiejiuyizhijuedekuiqianlechenjiayitiaoming。
pingrilinengzhaogujiuzhaogu，qunianlinsiqian，chenyulianshuoxiangyaojiajiqiaozhangdong，tayezhijiezuozhurangliangrenjielehun。
zheicaidaozhiqiaozhangdongjishibuxihuanchenyulian，haideyinweizerenquleta。
qiaoxiaoyundehuaqiaozhangdongmeiyouruer，zhitingdaolexiaohushilinzouqiandeneifanhua，juedezijiguinvshizhendehaokan。
yuekanyuepiaoliang，yuekanyuexihuan。
renbuzhuditouqinleqintayinweishuijueerhongpupudexiaoliandan，yanshenwenroudebuxing。
“……”乔晓芸。
得了，当她放屁了。
tazheididijiushigenvernu，erqiehaishiershisixiaodeneizhong，meizhe！
tazhuanshounaqizhuozishangduiqilaideyigejiezi，bokaipijiufangdaolezuili。
taxiabanjiuzhijieguolaile，yemeilaidejiquchifan，xianzaishitangzhipazaojiumeifanle。
chenyulianneihaiyoudeao，tayebuhaohuiqu，paquerenshou，zhinengxianchidianshuiguodiandianduzi。
bingfangliyixiajiuanjinglexialai，zhiyousanrenqingqiandehuxishengheqiaoxiaoyunchijiezideshengyin。
qiaoqiaobeiqiaozhangdongbaozaihuaili，tingzhetaqiangeryoulidexintiaosheng，youjuanyouzhangdejiemaoqingqingzhandongzhe。
taqishizaozaiqiaoxiaoyunjinbingfangshijiuxingle。
congtamendejiaotanyuhunmiqianjiandaodechangjing，tayouxiebuganxiangxindededaoleyigejielun，neijiushi——ta，zhongshengle。
她竟然重生了！
tayouxiebuganxiangxin，yebuganqingjuwangdong。
zhinengjixubizheyanjingzhuangshui，jiemaoquepususudezhidou。
naohaizhongdexiaoreneryijingqiaqilexiaopangyao，yangtiankuangxiao。
哦豁豁豁！
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老天鹅啊！
她重生了！
她竟然重生了！
laotianyerangtazhongxinhuilaibaochoulaile！
qianshineixieshanghaiguota，shanghaiguotajiarendezhazimen，tayaogaosi！gaosi！quanbu，tongtonggaosi！
kenengxiangdetaiguojidong，qiaoqiaojiemaozhandongdeyuelaiyuelihai。
qiaozhangdongkandaole，paizhetahoubeideshouyidun，gangyaoshuoshenme，yanjingtongkongzhouranyisuo。
tajingede，bukezhixindekanzhetabaobeiguinvdedanaomenshang，turanmaochulaideyigedagaibazhangdaxiaode，heisequanquandexiaoqipao！！！