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"gewei,zheishiwomenbumenxinlaidetongshi,baixiaolian。

"woweixiaozhejieshaoshenpangzheigechuanzhexibailianyiqun、ditoujiaozheshouzhidenvhai。taqieshengshengditaitou,

yankuangfanhong:"qing...qingduozhijiao..."jiuzaiwopaitajianbangdeshunjian,

yigejianruideshengyinturanzhajinnaohai:【youyigeshanggoudeshax!

】wozhenjingdisuohuishou——zheigekansirouruodenvhai,neixinjingruciedu。gengkepadeshi,

sihuzhiyouwonengtingjiantadezhenshixiangfa...1"gewei,zheishiwomenbumenxinlaidetongshi,baixiaolian。

"woweixiaozhexiangtuanduijieshaozhanzaiwoshenpangdenvhai。tachuanzheyitiaoxidefabaidedanlanselianyiqun,dizhetou,

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fangfosuishihuiduandiao。"qing...qingduozhijiao..."shuodaozuihoujigezishi,

tadeshengyinyijingdaishanglegengyan。bangongshililikexiangqiyipiananweisheng。"biejinzhanga!

""womendouhenyouhaode!""wa,zheiguniangyetaihaixiuleba。"wokanzhetaweiweifahongdeyankuang,

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"woyoushandipailepaitadejianbang。"dajiaduoguanzhaotayixia。"jiuzaiwoshouzhangpengdaotajianbangdeshunjian,

yigejianruideshengyinturanzaiwonaohaizhongzhakai:【youyigeshanggoudeshax!】womengdisuohuishou,

zhenjingdikanzheyanqianzheigekansiqienuodenvhai。tayirandizhetou,jianbangweiweizhandou,yifuchuchukeliandemoyang。

【**zhuangdewoleisile,buguozheiqunshazizhenhaopian!】neishengyinyoulaile,daizhehaobuyanshidechaofenghedeyi。

wohuangusizhou,qitarensihudoumeitingdaozheishengyin,haizaireqingdianweibaixiaolian。"meiguanxide,

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"taqinghuyisheng,wotiaojianfanshedifuzhuta。"meishiba?

""duibuqi...wotaibenshoubenjiaole..."tayaozhexiachun,yanzhongyoufanqishuiguang。

【zheipogaogenxiehaiwochadianzhenshuaile!buguo...】taturanzhuazhuwodeshoubei。

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jigetongshiyijing"zifa"dibangtashoushihaolezhuozi,haifangleyipenxiaoduorou。

"wa...xiexiedajia..."tagandongdeshengyinfadou。【tusile,shenmeshenmei!

】"wo...woconglaimeishoudaoguozheimeyongxindeliwu..."taxiaoxinyiyidifumozheduorouyepian,

xiangduidaizhenbao。【wanshangjiurenglajitong。】wozhanzaiyipang,

zhongyuquedingleyijianshi——wonengtingdaozheige"kelian"nvhaidezhenshixiangfa。erta,shigechetoucheweidepianzi。

2diertianyizao,wofaxianbaixiaoliandegongweiyijingduimanleliwu。jigenantongshiweizaitashenbianxuhanwennuan。

tapengzheyibeireniunai,xiaokouchuoyindeyangzixiangzhishoujingdexiaolu。【zheiquntiangouzhenexin,

buguoliwuzhaodanquanshou。】woruowuqishidizoudaozijizuowei,dakaidiannao。

baixiaolianlikebaozhewenjianjia"qieshengsheng"dizouguolai。

"linjie...zheigebaobiaowokanbudong..."tabawenjiandijiwoshishouzhiweiweifadou。【chunhuo,

ganjinjiaowo,shengdewolangfeishijian。】wojieguowenjian,naixinjieshiqilai。jiangdaoyiban,

taturan"a"dijingjiaoyisheng。tashouzhongdeshuibei"buxiaoxin"qingdao,shuizhijiepozaiwodexiangmuwenjianshang。

"duibuqiduibuqi!"tashoumangjiaoluandinazhijincashi,yanleishunjianyongchu。【hahaha,shitoulebahuogai!

】wodingzhetamanshi"qianyi"delian,tingzhetaedudekuangxiao。zhouweitongshifenfenweiguolaianweita。

"meishidexiaolian,bietaizize。""linzuzhangbuhuiguainide。"tachouqizhezhuazhuwodexiuzi。

"linjie...wozhendebushiguyide..."【kuaishuoyuanliangwoa**!】woshenxiyikouqi,

jichuyigeweixiao。"meiguanxi,woyoudianzibeifen。"tabiaoqingjiangleyishun,suijikudegengxiongle。【made,

baiyanle。】zheishifuzongzhangweiwenshengzoulai。baixiaolianlikexiangbianlianyiyangdiaozhengchengzuijiashouhaizhedebiaoqing。

"zenmele?"zhangweizhoumeikanzheshitoudewenjian。baixiaolianqiangxiankaikou,shengyinxiruoyousi。

"doushiwobuhao...benshoubenjiao..."tayangtoukanzhangweishi,jiemaoshanghaiguazheleizhu。

【zheinanrenzhangdebucuo,zhiweiyegou。】wolengyanpangguantadebiaoyan。zhangweiguoranfangruanleyuqi。

"xinrennanmianfancuo,bietaikezeziji。"tadijitayizhangmingpian。"youkunnankeyizhijiezhaowo。

"baixiaolianjieguomingpianshishouzhi"bujingyi"caguotadeshoubei。【shanggoule。】woqingleqingsangzi。"zhangzong,

shidiandehuiyiyaokaishile。"zhangweidiandiantoulikaile。baixiaolianmusongtadebeiying,yanzhongshanguoyisisuanji。

【jinguixubixunaxia。】xiabanshi,wo"ouran"kandaobaixiaolianzouxianggongsihoumen。

woguishishenchadigenleshangqu。taguaiguosangejiequ,laidaoyigegaodangtingchechang。

yilianghongsebaoshijiedechedengshanleshan。taliluodidakaichemen,wanquanmeilebangongshilideqienuo。

【qiongsuantongshiyaoshikandaozheiche,biaoqingyidinghenjingcai。】woduozaizhuzihou,kanzhetayangzhangerqu。diertian,

woteyizhaodaogongsi。baixiaolianchuanzhetongyijianxibaidelianyiqun"congcong"ganlai。

"duibuqi...gongjiaochewandianle..."taqichuanyuyudidaoqian。【zuowanjiubawantaihai,qiwanle。

】woweixiaozhedijitayibeikafei。"xinkule,zhuneimeyuanburongyi。"taganjidishuangshoujieguo。

【zhei**zhenhaopian。】wozhuanshenshizuijiaogouqilengxiao。youxicaiganggangkaishi。3zhouyizaochen,

wofaxianbangongzhuobeirendongguo。diannaopangdeupanweizhiyidonglejihaomi。wojiazhuangmeizhuyi,

kaijijianchazhongyaowenjian。xiangmuhuibaodewenjianjiakongkongruye。baixiaolianshishichuxianzaiwoshenhou。

"linjie...xuyaobangmangma?"tashengyinlimanshiguanqie。【shayanleba,kannizenmehuibao!

】wozhuandongyizimianduita。"qiguai,wenjiandoubujianle。"tawuzhuzui,yanjingdengda。

"tiana...yaobuyaowobangnizhaoit?"【zhaotianwanglaoziyemeiyong,woshandeganganjingjing。

】wodingzhetajiaxingxingdebiaoqing。"buyongle,woyoubeifen。"tazuijiaochouchuleyixia。

"nei...neitaihaole..."【cao,juranyoubeifen!】wodangzhetamiancharuyidongyingpan。

sanfenzhongneihuifulesuoyouwenjian。tazhijiaqiajinlezhangxin。"linjiezhenlihai..."【**,

xiacijiumeizheimehaoyunle!】bumenhuiyishang,woliuchangdizhanshixiangmujinzhan。jinglipinpindiantoubiaoshimanyi。

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"linzuzhang,xiaolianshuonibuxihuanta?"tatuiletuiyanjing,yuqibuman。"tashuonizongshizhenduita。

"wotiaomeikanxiangbuyuanchudebaixiaolian。tazheng"zhuanxin"zhengliwenjian,erduoqueshuzhe。

"woweishenmeyaozhenduiyigexinren?"wangleiyadishengyin。"tashuonijidutanianqingpiaoliang。"wochadianxiaochusheng。

"neinijuedeni?"wangleilianhongle。"xiaolianneimedanchun,buhuishuohuang..."【zheituzizhenhaoliyong。

】baixiaoliandexinshengpiaojinwoerduo。wopaipaiwangleijianbang。"duoguancha,shaotingxin。

"zhuanshenshiwopiejianbaixiaolianyuanhendeyanshen。diertian,gongsiyouxiangturantanhuan。jishubujinjipaichayuanyin。

wangleimantoudahandixiufufuwuqi。"yourenyongzuzhangquanxianfalebingduyoujian!"tajingkongdikanxiangwo。

"linzuzhang,nidezhanghaozailingchenfaleshijifengyoujian!"baixiaolianzaiyipang"jingya"didaoxilengqi。

"zenmehui...linjiebushizheizhongren..."【chunhuomen,haoxikaichangle!】wolengjingdidakaidenglujilu。

"wozuowanjiudianjiulikaigongsile。"diaochudakajiluhejiankongjietu。"erqiewodezhanghaomimashangzhouganggaiguo。

"baixiaolianlianseweibian。【made,tazenmezheimejinshen?】wozhishitadeyanjing。

"buguogongsijiankongyinggaipaidaolezhenzhengfayoujianderen。"tashouzhongdewenjianjia"pa"didiaozaidishang。

"wo...woqutangxishoujian..."tajihushitaopaobanlikai。wangleikunhuodikanzhetadebeiying。

woqingshengdao:"chachazuowanshidiandaojinzaodejiankongba。"dangtianxiawu,itbufachutonggao。

chengyouxiangxitongzaoyu"jishuguzhang"。baixiaoliananranwuyangdihuidaozuowei。tachaowoluchushenglideweixiao。

【xiangzhuawo?meimen!】wokanzhetadeyiyangyangdeyangzi。

qiaoqiaozaibijibenshangjixia:"itbuzhangzhuguanyubaixiaolianshidaxuetongxue。"zheichangjiaoliangcaiganggangshengwen。

4zhouwugongsiyoujianxuanbulezhoumotuanjianhuodong。didianshijiaoqudewenquandujiacun。

baixiaolianzaibangongshilixingfendipaishou。"wodiyicipaowenquanni..."tashengyinchongmanqidai。

【zhenghaozhizaohefuzongduchudejihui。】womomojixiatadejihua。zhouliuzaoshang,dabazhunshichufa。

baixiaolianchuanzhebaoshoudeliantiyongyi,waimiantaozhegongsitxu。tateyizuozaizhangweifuzongdepangbian。

"zhangzong...woyoudianyunche..."taxuruodikaozaichechuangshang。【wendaowotoufashangdexiangshuimei?

zhuanmenweinitiaode。】zhangweilimaodidijitayuncheyao。wozuozaitamenhoupai,tingzhetadeneixindubai。

daodadujiacunhou,dajiagezihuodong。baixiaolian"buxiaoxin"zoucuogengyishi。"a!duibuqi!

"tahongzhelianpaochulai,yinqiyizhenshanyidexiaosheng。【zhangweizai3haogengyishi,jizhule。】zhongwujucanshi,

tazhinaleyixiaodieshala。"wo...wofanlianghenxiaode..."【esile,

wanshangbixurangzhangweiqingwochidacan。】xiawuziyouhuodongshijian。wozhuyidaobaixiaolianqiaoqiaoxiangyongchibianyuanyidong。

tahuangusizhou,querenzhangweizaifujin。ranhou——"jiuming!wobuhuiyouyong!"taturanputengzhedierushenshuiqu。

shuihuasijian,changmiandunshihunluan。【kuaiguolaiazhangwei,yingxiongjiumeidejihui!】woshunjiankanchuantadebaxi。

zaizhangweifanyingguolaiqian,woyijingtiaorushuizhong。"biepa!wolaile!"woyibazhuazhutadeshoubei。

tazhenjingdidengdayanjing。【zenmeshinizheige**!】wojiazhuangmeizhuawen,rangtaduohelejikoushui。"jianchizhu!

"zuizhongwobata"jiu"shangan。tapazaichibianjuliekesou。

"xie...xiexielinjie..."【woyaoshaleni!】zhangweizheicaicongcongganlai。"zenmehuishi?

"baixiaolianxuruoditaitou。"wo...woxiangshishi...jieguo..."taqiadaohaochudiyunleguoqu。

【kuaibaowoquyiwushia!】yihurenyuanxunsugandao。"zhishishoulejinghe,xiuxijiuhao。

"baixiaolianbeitaishangdanjiashi,shouzhibuganxindizhuazhedimian。huichengdedabashang,ta"huifu"leyixie。

yiranjianchizuozaizhangweipangbian。"zhangzong...wonengkaozhenishuihuierma?"tashengyinxiruowenying。

【jinwanbixurangtasongwohuijia。】zhangweigangadidiantou。wozhanqishen,zoudaotamenqianpaizuoxia。

"woyeyunche..."chezigangqidong,wojiu"wa"diyishengganou。zhangweilikeqishenbangmang。"nimeishiba?

"baixiaolianshiquyikao,chadianzaidao。【zheige**jueduishiguyide!】woxuruodibaishou。

"kenengshijiuxiaolianshiqiangshuile..."zhangweiguanqiedijiwodishui。baixiaolianzaihouzuoyaoyaqiechi。【dengzhe,

xiacimeizheimehaoyun!】dangwangongsiqunlizhakaileguo。"linzuzhangyingyongjiuren"dexiaoxichuanbianquangongsi。

baixiaolianfaleyitiaodongtai:"ganxielinjiejiumingzhien,

wotaimeiyongle[kuqibiaoqing]"peitushitacangbaide**。【kanwobuexinsini。

】wohuifuleyigeyongbaobiaoqing。"yinggaide,

xiacixiaoxine~"xinlimomojixia:baixiaoliandebaofuyidinghuishengji。zheicituanjian,womenzhengshijiexialeliangzi。

5zhouyizaochen,bangongshiqifenmingxianbudui。jigepingshiguanxibucuodetongshibikaiwodemuguang。chashuijianli,

qieqiesiyuzaiwojinmenshijiaranerzhi。baixiaolianzuozaijiaoluo,jiazhuangzhuanzhudijiaobankafei。【xiaoguobucuo,

**zhongyuchangdaobeigulideziwei。】woruowuqishidijieshui。jishubudewangleituranchongjinlai。"linzuzhang,

nizenmenengzheiyang!"taqidemanliantonghong。woyitouwushui。"wozenmele?"tadakaishoujiqunliao。

yizhangliaotianjietuxianshi"wo"shuo:"baixiaolianzheizhonghuapingjiugaigunchugongsi。"shijianshizuowanlingchenliangdian。

"zheibushiwofade。"wolengjingdijianchazijishouji。faxianzhanghaoyouyididenglujilu。

baixiaolian"haoxin"dizouguolai。"dajiabieguailinjie...shiwotaibenle..."tayankuangyouhongle。

【ipweizhuangruanjianzhenhaoyong,chunhuomengenbenchabuchulai。】wozhijielianxiitbuyaoqiuchecha。zhongwu,

zhenxiangdabai。dengluiplaizichengxiwangba。danmeirenzhuyidaobaixiaolianshunjiancanbaidelian。【gaisi,

chadianwantuole。】xiawugongsijiedaozhongyaokehuxiangmu。wozhudongqingyingfuze。jinglixinweidipaipaiwodejian。

"haishinikaopu。"baixiaolianzaiyipangyaozuichun。【pingshenmehaoshidourangtazhanle?】diertian,

wodexiangmuwenjianzaicixiaoshi。zheicilianbeifenupandousunhuaile。baixiaolian"qiahao"jingguo。

"xuyaobangmangmalinjie?"talianshangxiemanxuweideguanqie。【jixieyingpanjiushifangbian,yishuaijiuhuai。