第1章
“恭送大师兄！”
qingyunshanshang，shubaidaopaodiziduizheyimingqingnianshilidao。
“douhuiquba，daiwowanchenglilian，jiuhuilaikannimenle。”qingnianbailebaishou，xiaodao。
qingnianmingweilitiandao，tongmenzhizhong，nianlingzuishao，fangcaiershiyi。
ketaqueshilongmendaopaidedashixiong，zhiyuweihetanengzaishubaiweitongmenzhongtuoyingerchu，zhengyintashitongxiudaojiawumaidekuangshiqicai。
“qingwanshimei，nihetiandaotuerganqingzuiweishenhou，nibuqusongsong？”yuanchushandian，shanzimaifuyiguangkanzhexuanyabiandeqianyingwendao。
“renzhongyouyibie，tabanwoershiyinian，rujinyegaihuiguiyuanyoujiatingle，zhipatajueqiangdexingge，shiyingbulecaifazhizhengzhongdegouxindoujiao......”qianyingfulefuyixiu，yanshenturanbingleng：“tiandaoyijingxiashan，ruoshizhongzhoulijiazhuabuzhuzheigejihuidehua，yejiumoguaiwole！”
次日。
litiandaofengshimingxiashan，qianwanglehaicheng。
gangxiahuoche，tadenuojiyalaonianjijiuxiangleqilai。
“wei，qingwenninshimuqingwan，mudashima？woshijiawei，zaihuochezhanmenqian，ninzaina？”
jieqidianhua，dianhuaneitouchuanlailenvrendewenhua。
“我在你身后。”
litiandaoconggangchuchezhanbianzhuyidaolejiawei，bingbushiyinweilitiandaominruideguanchali，ershineixiuzhangdetui，yaotiaodeshencai，yijingyishentuxianshenxingdezhiyezhuang。
tingdaoshoujizhongchuanlainanrendeshengyin，jiaweiyiweidacuole，kehuitouyikan，muguangluozailitiandaoshenshangshi，meitoubuyoudezhoulezhou，wendao：“ninshi？”
“woshimuqingwandetudi，woshifububianchushan，jiupaiwolaile。”
litiandaojiandaoduifangshimeinv，yourenbuzhudenachutapaoshimeideyitao，jixushuodao：“jiaxiaojieziseguoren，rangwojinibabamai，jianchayixiashentiruhe？”
“不用了！”
jiaweizhiqiandexiaorongwanquanxiaoshi，shifenbuyue。
tayeyehaidengzhejiumingni，jieguomudashifangletadegezibushuo，haipailaiyigetudi，rucinianqingnengyoujifenbenshi？
而且还是一个流氓。
“jiaxiaojie，nikeyaozhuyixiuxile，yuanbenjiuyueshibudiao，ruoshizaijixuaoyecaolaoxiaqu，kenengnianjiqingqingjiuyaobijingle。”
litiandaoyibenzhengjingdeshuodao，ciyanyichu，yindezhouweilurenyizhenxixu。
“**！”
jiaweilianse“shua”deyixiajiuhongleqilai，henhenyigeerguangjiuchouleguoqu。
litiandaoqingsongduoleguoqu，jixushuodao：“jiaxiaojie，nidemianxiangyijingjiangzheiyishishitixianchulai，nijiubiejiaobianle。”
jiaweibeizhouweiyidaodaoxunwensidemuguangzhushi，fenfendeshuaimenjinrucheli。
litiandaoyebukeqi，dakaichemenbianzuolejinqu。
suiranjiaweiduicigongrenbuhui，bingqieyouxietaoyanlitiandao。
danbudebuchengren，zheigejiahuo，queshiyouxiebenshi，zijiyinweichangniandecaolaogongsiyewu，zaoyiyueshibudiao，zuijinyinweiyeyeshengbing，haojitianmeiyoushuihao，muqianyijingyigeduoyuemeiyoulaiguoyimale。
jianlitiandaodandancongtademianxiangjiupanduanchutadewenti，jiaweijuedingxiangxinlitiandaoyihui，daitaqujiyeyezhibingshiyishi。
jiajia，suiweihaichengerliushijia，dancailiyeshifenxionghou，zuoyongshangyizichan。
jiajiabieshu，jiaweizhijiedailinglitiandaolaidaosanlouyijianruodadefangjiannei。
fangjianli，zhanzheshijiweijiajiadixi。
“jiawei，nishuonengzhaolaijiyeyezhibingderen，buhuijiushizheixiaoziba！”
jiayinglengxiaozhedaliangzhelitiandao，yanzhongxiemanbuxie。
“dingjizhuanjiadouzhibuhaodebing，nizhaoyigemaotouxiaozilai，nishixianyeyemingzhangma？”jiazhengfuhezheshuodao。
zheiliangweidoushijiaweidabojiadehaizi，shitadetanggehetangjie，mianduitamendewenhua，jiaweiyebuzhiruhehuifushihao，bijingjiuliantayebuxiangxinlitiandao。
“xiaoweiya，nibushuoniqinglaideshishenyimuqingwanma？zenmeshigewawaa。”
jiazhentingliansecanbai，tangzhechuangshang，xuruodewendao。
dangtingshuojiaweinengqingdaoshenyimuqingwanshi，taduishengcunbaoyoulexiwang，kejianlaidequeshigemaotouxiaozi，dunshiqingxushiluowubi。
“yeye，tashimuqingwandetudi。”jiaweijieshaodao。
“suibianjiaolaiyigerenjiunengmaochongshenyidetudi？neiwohaishuowoshimuqingwandeshifuni。”
jiazhengqingmiexiaodao，suihoubushandemuguangkanxianglitiandao：“xiaozi，pianrenpiandaowojiajiadetoushang，woxianniyifenzhongneixianzaigunchujiajia，fouzewodaduannidetui！”
“nishuohuazhuyidian，wokemeipianren，wojiushimuqingwandizi。”
litiandaokendingdeshuodao，suihoubuxiedepieleyiyanjiazheng：“xianbanideshenxutiaoliguolai，zaishuodawodeshiqingba。”
“你放屁！”
jiazhengbeirenshuoshenxu，dunshibaonu，bijingnanrenduiyushengongnengfangmian，gewaizaiyi。
“nizijishentiruhenizabuchengrenni。”
litiandaojujuzhaxin，danquejujushuozailejiazhengdebingzhengshang。
“xiaozi，nichengxinzhaosishiba，baoan，batajiwodachuqu！”jiazhengnaoxiuchengnu。
“suanla，suanla，jirannimenbuxin，wozijizoubianshile。”
shuoba，litiandaozhuanshenlikaizhiji，haoxindetixingdao：“zhunbeiyifuguancaiba，zheilaotouduxuegongxin，huobuguojinwanle！”
“nishuoshenme，danganzhouwoyeyesi，nixianzaixiangzou，yezoubulele！”
jiazhengdangjilanzailelitiandaodemianqian，dangzhuletachuqudelu。
“jiawei，woshikanchulaile，nizhaozheirenlai，jiushibabudeniyeyexianzaijiusi，nijizhefencaichanduibudui！”jiaweidedabomushenpingchuaicedao。
“bushide，nimentingwojieshi，litiandaoshizhendeyoubenshi.....”
jiaweidehuahaimeiyoushuowan，dabojialongjicongcongdezoulejinlai，zaitadeshenhouhaigenzheyiminglaozhe。
“yuanlaiwanglaoyishilaile，kanlaiyeyezheibingyoujiule！”
jiajiarenkandaolaozheshifenreqing，bijinglaozhedemingqi，zaihaichengyeshiwurenbuzhi，neikeshihaichengyijiededalao，yishenglubingdeguanmendizi，wangshibo。
“wangyishi，niyidingyaojiujiuwoba。”
“shiya，woyeyedemingjiukaoninlaorenjiale。”
“dajiaanxin，jiranwangshenyichushou，xiangxinyidinghuiyaodaobingchude。”
“shaoanwuzao。”wangshibozuodaojiazhentingdeshenpang，kaishiweitabamai，suizheshijiandetuiyi，wangshibodemeitouyejianjianjinsuo。
“wangyishi，wozheibing，ruhe？”
jiazhentingdanqiedewendao，suirantachichengshangchangyisheng，bujurenhechangmian，danmianlinsiwang，tahaishikongjude。
“bingqinghenyanzhong，bingqieyijingfashenglebingbian，buguojiranlaofulaile，ziranyoubanfazhiliaode。”shuoba，wangshibocongsuishidexiangzizhong，nachuleyinzhen，kaishizhenjiu。