第3章 老婆是你?

ningchendalieliedewangzuoweishangyizuo,chongzhenvhaixixuedao:“meinv,zanmendageduba,ruguozheiweiyunfubunenghaozhuan,suibiannizenyangdouxing,ruguohaozhuanguolai,nijiujiwodaoqian,wohaidehenhendanipipi,jiaoxunniyifan!zenmeyang?”

“chuishenmeniu!heng!nizheishengun,xiaoxiaonianjibuxuehao,dengzhequzuolaoba!”chenjierlenghengdao,tadangranbuxiangxin,zheigeliumangxiaodaoshihuizhibing,shishenmexiashandetianshi!

“bugandujiubizui!danxiaogui!”ningchenbuxiedao。

chenjierbeijinule:“qie,sheibugandu?sheipashei?”

“行!”宁臣笑道。

zheishihou,jimingchengjingzouguolai,muguanglenglie,kanfanrensidekanzheningchen。

“xiaohuozi,nigangcaijizheiweiyunfuchideshishenmedongxi?ruguoyunfuyoushenmebuce,nikebiexiangtaotuoganxi!”

“suiranbuzhidaonijirenjiayunfuchideshishenmedongxi,yebuzhidaonishizhenyoubenshi,haishizhaoyaozhuangpian,zongzhinibiexiangtaozou,daizaizheilibiedong!”

“suiranshirenjiayunfuziyuanchide,danshiniyebiexiangpieqingguanxi!”

……

“woyipianhaoxin,jianyiyongwei,jiusifushang,xiangbudaobeirenwuhui!guaibudelaotouchangyan,zuinanzhidebushibing,shirenxin!”ningchentangzaizuoweishang,fachugankai。

“heng!nizheixiaopianzi,chizaobeirenchuochuan!”nvhailenghengdao。

“nizhidaoshenmeya,dengzhebeidapipiba!”

“臭道士……”

liangrenzhengzhengzuini,tangzaizuoyilideyunfu,jingranshishenqidehaozhuanguolai,cangbaidelianshanghuifuleqise,fubujuliejiaotongwanquanpingxi,yuntudeqingkuangchedixiaoshi!

“laopo?ni、nixianzaiganjuezenmeyang?”

“haoduole!gangcaifuyongleyaowan,jiuganjueshentili,yigunuanliu,henshufu!butengleyebuxiangtule!duzilidebaobao,youzaitiwola……”

yunfuyanzhongyixi,shuangshourenbuzhude,wenroudemolemoduzi,yanlisanfazhemuxingguanghui。

“taihaoletaihaole!”nanrenjidongwanfen,xijierqi,jinjinwozhulelaopodeshuangshou。

噗通!

xuanji,zhijiantazhuanguoshenlai,guizainingchenmianqian!

“shenyi,xiexieni!xiexienijiulewodelaopo,jiulewodehaizi!xiexieni!”

nanrenganjidetongkuliuti,butingketou。

“keqile。”ningchenganjinchanfutaqilai,weixiaodao:“kanzainihenilaopomianshan,wocaihuichushouxiangjiu,ruoshineixiebufenqinghongzaobaibianxingshiwenzuizhiren,wokelandedali。”

shuozheifanhuadeshihou,ningchennayansaolesaozheijimingchengjing。

zheixiechengjingxiukuinandang,dalazhenaodai,henbunengzhaogedifengzuanjinqu。

“shenyi,zheishiwohewolaopodeyifenxinyi,kaliyoushiwankuai,mimashizhanghaohouliuwei,qingninbiexianshao,wubiyaoshouxia!”nanrennachuleyizhangkasaidaoningchenshouli。

“qingniyidingshouxia,nijiulewolaopo,jiulewolaopoduzilidehaizi,nijiushiwomenquanjiadejiumingenren!”

“shenyi,nengliuxianidedianhuama?wohewolaopodoushihushangshiren,ruguonidaolehushangshi,woqingnichifan,haohaodedaxieni!”

男人言辞诚恳。

ningchenyelandetuici,shouleka,zaicongyidouli,mochushouji。

tashuoleyichuanhaoma,nanrenfeichangrenzhendejilexialai。

zhengdangtazhongxinzuohuidaozuoyishangdeshihou,yidaoqianying,xiudadadezouleguolai。

zhijiantashuangshoubutingdecuorouzhe,xiusedeninanzhe:“wei,neishenme,gangcaishiwowuhuinile,wo……jinidaoqian……duibuqi……”

shengyinhenxiao,xiruwenying。

“shenme?”ningchenzhuangzuomeitingjian。

“wei,nimeitingdaoma?wodoujinishuoduibuqile,nihaiyaozenyang?heng!”nvhaixiaozuiyijue,meihaoqidao。

“wei?wokebujiaowei,buzhidaonizaijiaoshei。”ningchenpiepiezui,chizhiyibi。

“keniyemeigaosuwo,nijiaoshenmemingzia!”nvhaiyouxiuyouqi,xiumeideliandanershanghongyunfudong。

“ningchen。”ningchenlanyangyangdeshuodao,xuanjipieletayiyan:“nini?”

“我叫陈吉儿。”

wenyan,ningchenxinshenyizhan,tayaozhaodeqiweiyouyuanren,youyigejiujiaochenjier!

buguo,tiandixiatongmingtongxingderenduole。

“duile,nishengriduoshao,jidianchushengde?woshitianshi,keyibangnisuansuanyunshi。”ningchenxiaodao,xinshuoduiyixiatadeshengchenbazi,neimejiunengqueding,shibushizijiyaozhaodexiaojiejiele。

“shima?”chenjierbanxinbanyi,dao:“woshijiuqiniansanyueshibari,wanshangshiyidianchusheng……”

“shenme?”dunshi,ningchenjingdaile。

yinwei,zheishengchenbazi,genhuangzhishangxiedeneiweichenjier,wanquanduideshang!

tazhengshiningchenyaozhaodeqigexiaojiejiezhiyia!

ningchenjinghuerchu:“laopo,shini?”