第四章 整一波大的

qixianyuexiangyuejidong,yishibaxuexidexinsidoupaozailenaohou。

“jiranwozhaodaolepojudefangfa,bingrenweikexing,neiyaoxianhuodemengzhongdejiangli-wuxingnitian,ranhouzaiyibubumanmanfanpan。”

qixianzicongchuanyue,yizuoleliangcideqiyimengjing。

zheigejinshouzhiyibande“qiyimengjing”,juyouyidingdeweibuxianzhi,mengjingchengzhendezuoyong!

meiyicizaimenglifashengdemengjingpianduan,sihudouhuizaibujiuzhihoudexianshizhongfasheng。

qixianzhiyaowanchengmengjingzhongdeqingjing,jiuhuihuodejiangli。

birudiyigemengjing,shifuposhaofuxiangyaobaoyangta。

qixiananzhaomengjingqingjingjujue,jiuhuodele“jiduzilv”dexuexixiaoguo。

mengjingdejiangli,dagailvdougenxuexiyouguan。

bupaichuyihouhuihuodeqitajiangli。

mengjingchufadetiaojian,zanshihaigaobutaiqingchu。

tongguoliangcidemengjing,qixianfaxian,wulunshizaibaitian,haishiyeli,rushuidounengfasheng,haoxiangwugudingdelengquejiangeshijian。

dantayuwomenpingrilizuodemengyiyang,doubushiwomenrenweisuonengkongzhide。

muqianxiansuotaishao,zanshitanjiubuchuqitaguilv。

只能以后看情况了。

qixianduizhei“guaidan”demengjing,youyizhongshencengdelijie。

keyilijiewei“youshecaiyoude”。

di1gemengjing,xuanzelefupo,duifanghuoxuzhenhuibangtazaiyulequanlilizu,quehuishiquzunyan。

qixiangangchuanyueerlaizhishi,sheqibangfupodejiejing,yehuodele“jiangli”。

erzheidi2cimengjing,xuyaobaozhenggeyulequandeheiliao,chedisheqiyulequanzheitiaodaolu,biannenghuodetarukeyandaoludewaiguajiangli。

“ketangruoyizhaowodegerenfengge……haodailiangshizuoren,woyidingbuhuixiangmengzhongneibanbulizhidenifengfanji!”

qixiannanmianxianrulejiujie。

yitaxirijiayuhuxiaodemingqi,dangxiahuiluoderucijingdi,zuizhongyaodeyuanyinshitazheixienianyinweixueye,bingweiqianyueyijiayingshigongsi,beihoumeiyouzibenherenmai。

congxiaoshihouchengmingkaishi,qixiandejingjirenjiushitadefumu。

biekanxianzaidazhongkuangma,fangfoquanshijiedouzaituoqita。

qishiqixianyuanweizhenzhengdaojuejing,haiyouhendadewanhuiyudi。

zaineiyu,nikeyizhaoshitaoyi。

你可以父母是老赖。

你可以456。

你可以炒已婚女粉。

zhiyaobeihouyourenmai、beijing、zibenzaihoumianbao,henduoshenxianfumian,tafangdemingxingzhaoyangzaiyulequanhundefengshengshuiqi。

tangruoqixianzhenxiangjixuzaiyulequanneihun,yitadetiaojianhenrongyibangshanggenvjinzhu,bieguanrujinmingshengyichou,dengdidiaoyiduanshijian,weichangbunengdangzuowushifashengyiyangdefuchu。

dantangruogenmengzhongneiyangwusuoguji,baoquanneimengliao,neicaishifanlezuidadejihui。

yulequandeyixieshiqiansiwanlv,douhuiqianchedaogejiaziben。

fangshilongdoubugansuiyibaoliao,yaodaobainianzhihoucaigangongbu。

更不要说别人了。

qixianshifouxsaoraomingxingbingbuzhiming,danqixiantangruopohuaileneiyudeguize,daoshibeifengshale,takejiuchediwuyuanyulequanzheiyitiaolu。

daduoshurendangmianlinzhongdarenshengjuezedeshihou,dounanmianhuiyinshenzhongeryouyubujue。

齐羡也不例外。

suirankeyidedao“wuxingnitian”dejiangli,weilaihuiyinciqudejudadechengjiu,erbujuzheixiehouguo。

danbupayiwan,jiupawanyi。

jinguanqiyimengjingdejinshouzhijiuchengjiushizhende,kewanyiyiqiedoushicouqiaoni?

pofuchenzhou,xuyaomodadeyongqi。

buguomeiyouyuduojiu,qixianjiuxialehenxin。

qianshi,qixianyizhixiangzuoyijianyinyiweiaodeshiqing,queyizhiweicengyoujihui。

yanqianguangpingzijizheiyikedeguoduan,zijijiuhuiqinpeiziji。

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dapingceng,kuankuoketingnei。

qixianzuozaihaohuadebaiseshafashang,dakaileshouji。

qixiankuaisuyiliulanlezheijitianjizanleshangbaitiaodeweijielaidianheweiduxinxi。

laidianrendoushiyixiemeitijizheyijiyingshiyulegongsidejingjiren,zhiyouyulequanneideshaoliangsuoweipengyou。

zhiyuweixinshangyixieweiduxinxi,neirongwuhuabamen,qixiandoulandekanle。

qixiandakaiweiboapp,xiangyaogengxiangxidelejiezhenggeshijiandeshimo。

tadegerenweibozhanghaoshangxianshisixin,he@deweiduxiaoxi999+。

qizhongyouheifensixinmanma,youfensizhiwen……

恶评无数。

buguotarangzijibaochilengjing,zanshibuqulihui。

qixianliulanleyixia,muqianzaiweiboshangguanyutadehuati,resoubangyijiuchuyutubangzhuangtai!

zheijitianyizhidoushiduancengshideyulehuati。

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qixianliulanresoubangdeshihou,shoujishanggedaapphaibushiaiyandexiangtatuisongzheguanyutadeyulezixun。

“ding!ding!ding!ding!……”

toutiaoappzixingtuisonglailehaojitiaoxinwen:

【dangxiapengyouquanzuihuoredewenan,“wodemeihaotongnianwule”,bushaonianqingrendepengyouquanwenanqingyisededoushiduitongnianouxiangsusutafangdexinsui!】

【congguomintongxingdaoguomintuoqi,shenbasusubeihoude……】

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xiaohongshuappzixingtuisongleliangtiaoxxnderemenbowen:

【jimeimen,liansusudouxsaoraonvxing,shishanghaiyouhaonanrenma?】

【jiemeimen,shibasuinvhaidewo,zaiyebuxiangxinaiqingle】

doubanappzetuisongleyitiaobozhudebaoliao。

【baoliao!yinneiyuxsaoraoshijianfengbojuda,guanfangbujiujianghuichushoufengshaliejiyirensusu!】

zhihuappyezixingtuisongleliangtiaowenda。

【tiwen,ruhekandaiguominnanhaisusuxsaoraofenguanchengyuanzheijianshiqing?】

【guominnanhaideyunluo,xsaoraoshijianxiangguanfalvwenti】

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jinjitian,guanyutademenshijian,weibo,pengyouquan,bzhan,hupu,douyin,kuaishou,xiaohongshu,zhihu……quanwangdoutaolunbaole!

zheishidangxiazuihuodehongdongzhenggeneiyudeshehuiredian,meiyouzhiyi。

zheirangrenchengmujieshedequanwanghuatiredu,qixiandounanmianxinshengyiwen,tazheishitinaweidarenwudangzai?

zheiyike,jiulianqixiandouduibenrenweitafangqiandechaojimingqiyoulequanxinderenzhi。

“qianshenbukuishijiayuhuxiaodetongxing,zaiquanwangnengyinqizheimegaoderedu,wodouxianghanyiju:cizikongburusi,duanbukeliu!”

qixiansuiyidiankairesoupaimingqianjideyitiaoresou。

neixiehuoregaozanhegaopinglundeweibo,daduoshiremenmingxingmendefawen,jihumeitiaoyuqixianyouguandeweibodianzan、zhuanfa、pinglundouguoshiwan。

zhenggeneiyujihuyiyouyibandemingxingzhandui,douzaizhichifenguannvtuandesuyahewangwanqingtamen,xuanzefashengqianzewanebushedenanfangdangshirenqixian,bizhetarenzuidaoqian。

【huayuxiaotianhou-xuyueer】:“dajiadouzhidao,susushiwoxiaoshihoudeouxiang,weixiangzhirenzhimianbuzhixin,tadezhenmianmuwochuozhiji,xiwangdajiacaliangyanjing。”

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【zhumingyishujia-huangyan】:“susu,tingshuyijuquan,yulequandeshuizhishen,ruhaiyang,nibawobuzhude,rangshulaijiaoniyixierenshengzheli,niyaoxianxuehuizuoren,jizhu:zuorenyaochengchengkenken,xiwangnizaorirencuo,gaiguozixin。”

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【zuojiashiming】:“yigenvhaizibuhuinazijideqingbailaiwumiebieren@guominnanhaisusu。”

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【fenguanshaonvtuanchengyuan-hanshuyan@fenguanshaonvtuanchengyuan-wangwanqing】:“@fenguanshaonvtuanchengyuan-suya,haojiemeiyongyuanzaibeihouzhichinimen,jiayou!”

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【fenguanshaonvtuanchengyuan-xiafanxing】:“zhichiduizhanghewanqing,yanchengsaoraozhe!”

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【fenguanshaonvtuanchengyuan-shenruonan】:“yaya,jiayou!”

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【hanliuchushendehuayugetantianwang-hanfashi】:“budiaochaqingchu,wobuhuipingkonglunduan,zheijianshisusudequeganle。”

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【x-1nantuanchengyuan—jiangzhe】:“geweiquanneidedaoyanhezhipianren,yihouyouyingshitonggao,haishizhaowoba,worenpinhao,zunzhongnvxing,gengshijingye,jiagehaigongdao。”

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【chudaoliangnianbandedingliu-mushanji】:“@guominnanhaisusu,qianbei,nigaifanshengzijile。”

zheitiaoweibohenhuore,xiamianduiouxiangmushanjiyipiankuazan,erduiqixianyipianeduzhouma。

“bujiushizhangzhetongxingchudaozao,suzhananyepeichengqianbei,tapeima?pei!”

“bujieshoufanbo,lunmingqiouxianggegecaishiqianbei。”

“shanjigege,neiyudingliuno1。”

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【danghongnanxing-yuchen】:“daoqianba,nanzihanganzuogandang,zhanchulaidaogeqian,meishenmedabule。”

zheitiaoweiboyinlailegaozhuanfahegaopinglun。

zaiduonianqian,yuchenheqixiancenghezuozhuyanguomoubuyingpian。

tashiqixianzaiyulequanshaoyoudejigepengyouzhiyi。

zheixienian,tayizhiyigegeziju,zaiwaijiemeitimianqian,duiqixiangengshiyikouyigedidi,fangfoyuqixianshiguanxiqinmidezhijiaohaoyou。

jieguoqixianrujinchushi,talimaluojingxiashi。

tahaiqinzixiachangpinglun,@qixian:“xiongdi,weinihao,buyaoyingkang,xiangnvfangchengkendaoqian,gendazhongfugeruan,zheigeshiqingjiuguoqule。”

cijuranghenduodewangyoudouduiyuchende“mingshili”pojuhaogan。

danrengyoushaoshuwangyouganjueyuchenxuwei,pinglun:“xirihaoxiongdi,nizheiyangchadao,youdianguole。”

yuchenzeqiangyinghuifuwangyou:“wobanglibubangqin。”

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【neiyuzhumingnanxing-wuqian】:“guominnanhai?gentabushu。nvxingbenshiruoshiqunti,woxiangxinnvfangrenpin,guniangmenbieku,dajiayidingbangnimenshenzhangzhengyi。”

wuqianshineidiyulequandeyiweishilipainanxing,zhuyanleguominbaoju《haonanren》deguominhaonanren。

taneiyifuweileruoxiaoerfashengdezitai,jinxian“zhengyi”。

tahaizhuanmen@leqixian:“shishiyijingmingbaizhe,dajiadeyanjingshixueliangde,womenzheimeduoquanneirenyuwangyoumenyiqifasheng,haibumingxianma?”

huayuzhongyifujiangqixianantourencuodejiashi。

zheiyitiaoweiboxiamian,tadelaopobainanahaixiuenaibandeliuyan,gongkaizhichi:“laogong,wonengyongyuanzaibeihouzhichini,memeda,aini。”

bainanashiyixiannvxing,yulequande“xianqiliangmu”。

tamenfuqiderenmaiyehenguang。

henduoyulequanneidelaoxigu,daoyan、yanyuandoufenfenpinglunzhichi。

haojiweizhimingnvxingliuyanpinglun,kuazanwuqianshi“youdandangdehaonanren”,“rexinzhengzhi”……

yiqunfensigengshikongpingkuangchui。

“支持!”

“fuqiqixin,haoxianmu。”

“qiangehenana,bukuishiyulequanneideyiduimofanqinglv。”

“zheicaishizhengnengliangdemingxing,beiquanfenle。”

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