娱记们静默。
弹幕倒是不断翻涌。
【woqu！jiangcishuodezheiyiduanhuahaoyoudaoli！zhendeyouyinqingma？】
【loushangde，biebeijiangbiaodaipaopianle！zhaopianshipindouyou，jiangbiaomingxianshizaijizijixibai！】
【zhiqiankantashiyanedunvpeidejiaose，wohaigenshenbianpengyoushuozheiyanyuanyanjizhenhao，yuanlaibushiyanjihao，zheishizhenqingliulu！】
【jiangciyiyuanyunjiandeshipinchongshangresoubangdiyile！】
jingguozhiqiandechaohuayijizhibodefajiao，jiangcideshijibeigengduorenfaxian，bushaowangyouqianlaichigua。
redushimingdeyujimenkanjianzhiborenshumengzhang，shunjianyouguzuleyongqi。
“guyingdihenkuaijiuyaoqucanjiayibulianzong，jushuojiabinzhongyouyiweigenguyingdidadangguodenvzhujiao，zuijincpshitouhenmeng，duicinishishenmekanfa？”
“？”
jiangciyihuo，kuaisudanaofengbaoleyixia，zhongyuzaiyichujijiaogalasoudaolezheigexunxi。
yugujingyuanhezuoguodejiaosuwanying，shizheigexiaoshuolidenvzhu，yeshigerenqixiaohua，tongshiyeshigujingyuandechuguiduixiang。
tamentongguoxiaoduanjurenshi，houyugujingyuanhepaiyibus+baojubaohuo，yigenaxiayingdiyigenaxiazuijiarenqinvzhu。
yushinaxiajiangdesangeyueneibuduandechaozuocp，zheicizhijieshanglelianzong。
bingqiezongdaoyanyeyaoqingleyuanzhu，yejiushitayehuiqu。
【gaibuhuishisuwanyingba？】
【jiushita！wanwanyijingzaiweiboshuoletayaoshanglianzong！aaawodejingyingcp！】
【tamenzaijulimianyanshendoushilasi！haoqidaizheicilianzong！guojitianjiunengkanle！】
jiangcichensileyihui，renzhendehuidadao：“zhusuosi。”
yuji：“neinizheicihaiquma？”
“woqua，wozenmenengbuquni？zheichangdaximeiwobuxing，nimenyinggaiyehenqidaiba？wohuinulirangnimenkanjianwode，woqinaidefensimen。”
jiangciduizhejingtoulailegefeiwen。
【……jiangcixianzaihaiyoufensima？xianzaiguanzhutadeyinggaidoushiheifenba？haozhaofangbianma。】
【zenmehuiyourenhoulianpideyaoqua！kendingyoujihuazhepadaoyandechuangle！】
【haoxianglairenle？haoxiangshiguyingdi！】
wenzheweierdeyujiyekandaoleyiliangyouyuanjijindeshangwuche，chemendakai，yingruyanliandejiushixianzaidanghongdegujingyuan。
zhijiangujingyuankuaisuyueguorenqunlaidaojiangcidemianqian，jiangciyetaitoukanzheta。
“jiangci，nianzaijiuqingyichang，xiwangninenghaohaodeduiziji，biezaiweilewozuoxieshanghaizijideshiqingle。”
【guyingdirenhaohao，mianduizheizhongqianrenhaichumianquangao，luzhuanfenle！】
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【zheishibushishuomingjiangcijiushikaobuzhengdangshouduanjinruzongyide？bijingguyingdishicengjingzuilejiejiangcideren。】
【kanlaiguyingdidefenshouyuanyinhaishijiangweiwanle，yinggaibajiangbiaochuisi。】
jiangcitingdaogujingyuanzheifanhua，diyigexiangfajiushi：tayoubingba？
diergexiangfajiushi：yuanzhumeibingba？
shenmeyanshenkanshangzheizhongzhanan！
“nifangxin，yihoubuhuizaifanzheni，woyijinggaiguozixinle，buzaichishi。”
tamayuanzhushigoumeiwentiba？fanzhengyoubushita。
gujingyuandebiaoqingjiangzhule，youyoudekanzheta，sikaojiangcidebianhua，sisuoyixiahou，juedejiangcishizaiwanyuqinguzongdebaxi。
“jiangci，nibuyaoweilewoburuqitu，woxiwangniyenengguohaozijiderensheng。”
gujingyuankukoupoxindequandao。
jiangcimianlubiyi：“nideliankebizhenbanhaihou，cengjingkanshangnishiwoxialeyan，xianzaiwojuedenidoupeibushangwo。”
【jiangcizaishuoshenmehuhua？】
【taiyangdaxibianchulaile，jiangcijingranshuoguyingdipeibushangta？zheishitiandixiazuidadexiaohua！】
【dingliugenshibaxian，guyingdipeijiangcibabaigelaihuibudaiguaiwande（liuhanhuangdou）】
gujingyuanyouxieyaoyaqiechi：“jiangci，wohaoxinquanni，bijingxiangshiyichangyebuxiwangniziganduoluo！”
jiangcizhijiefanlegebaiyan：“nisuannagencong？bieyiweinizhangdechouwojiubuganmani，nishaozaowodianyaowojiuxietianxiedi！”
“rangkai，wochedaole，haogoubiedangdao！”
hualuo，jiangcituikaidangtamianqiandegujingyuan，shangletingzailubiandechuzuche。
【jiangcizhuanxingle？jingranganzheimemaguyingdi！】
【jiangbiaoshenmeyisi？wojiaguyingdiyouneimexianquzaoyigeshibaxianheihongnvxingdeyaoma？naxiangjiangbiaomeixikepai！】
【guyingdihaoxinlaiquanta，jiangbiaojingranhaimashangle，bigdan！】
【shenjingbingbazheibushi？】
gujingyuanzaiwairenmianqianmeifafazuo，genzhongrendalezhaohuhouganjinhuichelixiangsiliaoyixia。
quefaxianjiangcibatalaheishanchule！
“姜辞！！！”
erjiangcidezheiyisaocaozuo，zhijiedengshangweiboresoubang。
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#jiangciyaoshanglianzong，youyaopachuangla#
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……
liangtianhoushangwushidian，lianzong《zaizheiyikexindong》zhengshikaishi。
cidangjiemushiguoneishouquyizhidezhibolianzong，wanerdejiushizhenshi。
youyutiqianyizhoudeyure，yijigujingyuangensuwanyingzuijinhuorecpdejiameng，guangshikaibojiuguankanrenshudadaoqianwan。
yitianqiandaoyangongbulejiabin，zhiyouxingmingmeiyouzhaopian，danguangkandao‘jiangci’zheiliangzidewangyou，doufenfenyongjinzhibojian。
yigongliugejiabin，zongjiliugezhibochuangkou。
reduzuigaodedangshugujingyuangensuwanying，qicijiushiqianjitiannaochubuxiaodongjingdejiangci。
bijingzheigenzhuijuyigedaoli。
shituoshiyaochangchangxiandan，lanchengzheifenshangdegengyaochangchang。
daoyanlezizidekanzhechixushangzhangderedu，caikaishilianzongqianbixuzuodeyigehuanjie——jieren。
meiweijiabindouhuixianzhuzaipaishedifangfujindejiudian，gongzuorenyuannashangzhibihou，kaishiqianwanggezifuzedejiabinzhuchu。
didajiangcisuozaidefangmenkouhou，gongzuorenyuantaishouqiaomen。
suizhefangmendekaiqi，yizhangmeiyourenheyanzhifendaidelianbaoluzaiwangyoumianqian。
【jiangciqueshimaomei，zheidianwuyongzhiyi。】
【loushangshenmeyanguang？fenmingzhengde！】
“jiangxiaojiezaoshanghao，qingtianxieyixianinlixiangduixiangbiaozhun，womenhuiweinindapeifuhenindeduixiang。”gongzuorenyuandichuzhibi。
jiangcishuashuadexielejixiahou，bazhibidihaijitamen。
gongzuorenyuanyehenshishiwudebajingtouduizhunjiangcixiedeneirong。
danmujingmoleyihui，yigerenyingfuxianyunaohai。
【jiangcihuiwan，zheibujiushiguyingdidebiaozhunma！】
【guoranshichongzheguyingdilaide，buyaoliandenvren！zhangdehaokanyouzenmeyang！wanwandeqizhishuainiyidajie！】
【manzhaliede，20limi。】