第4章 治好了也流口水

bieshuneijiushengxiashennanyugensuwanyingliangren,yijitamendegenpaishexiang。

suwanyingnapabuzhidaoshennanyudeshenfen,danzuikaishiyeshizhuyidanmude,xianzaizhidaoleduifangshishenshijituandegongzi。

xiangyaoyiyuejinrudingjishangliushehui,bixuyuyiweigongzigedashangxian。

zaibujiyeyaogendingliudashangxian。

“nihao,ziwojieshaoyixia,wojiaosuwanying。”

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【wanwanbaobeijianzhijiushitianshi!shuohuawenwenrouroude,naxiangjiangci,huacaodeyaosi!】

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“ng,danwogennibushu,mafanjiaowoquanming。”

suwanyingyizheng,ditouqingyaoleyixiaxiachun,siyouleishuizaiyankuangzhongyingrao。

【?shennanyugaoshenme?jiaogemingzieryi,jingranzheimeshuowanwan!】

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【baishenmepua,jiaotayishengshaoyejiunengzheimeqifurenma?】

【loushangde,shennanyubenlaijiushishaoye。】

suwanyingxilexibizi,dapozheiguiyidefenwei:“wodaileyidiantangguo,shenshaoyekanzhemiansebuhao,shibushidixuetangle?wojininaqu。”

shennanyu:“bulaofeixin。”

suwanyinggangazhu,danweileyougenghaodehudong,tawangqianzouliangbu,que‘buxiaoxin’shuaileyijiao:“a!haotong,shenshaoyekeyifuwoqilaiyixiama?”

shennanyu:“nizoupingdidounengshuai,zhihaoleyeliukoushui。”

suwanyingmianseyijiang,‘jianqiang’dezhanqishen,xigaishangyoumingxianfahongdehenji:“neishenshaoyeyoushenmejikou?zuodeshihouwobizhedian。”

shennanyu:“wobuxihuanlvcha。”

苏婉莹:“……”

【wanwanzheimehaoxinwenta,shennanyubiezhangzheshishaoyejiukeyijirenbailianse!】

【beishennanyuzheimeshuoledewanwandeyouduoshangxina,takuaisuile!】

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danmulidesuwanyingfenyijishennanyufen,liangjiakaishijiqingdemazhan。

suwanyingbenrenshimeixiangdaoshennanyuzheimenansihou。

zuihouzheijuhuashuodebujiushitama?

danaiyushizhibojiemu,suwanyingzhinengguaiqiaodezuozaishafadelingyibian,genzhiboqianderenhudong。

……

zoudaojishidejiangcigenyangzhewenzuokanyoukan,shangtaoyaomaishenme。

两人各持已见。

jiangci:“fanqiechaodan!!”

yangzhewen:“wobuaichifanqie!!woyaochiyuzijiang!”

jiangci:“caishichangnalaideyuzijiang!!!”

yangzhewen:“womeidundouchiyuzijiang!!”

jiangci:“nilaihamaxiangchitianerou!”

yangzhewenshenshouzhizheta,zhijianzhandou:“ni、ni!”

yuanbentahaitingmanyijiemuzufenpeijitademeinv,chulenianjibudabiao,fubaimaomeidazhangtuizaitazheilijueduimanfen。

jieguozheigenvrenjianzhijiushigedianpo!!

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jiangcixishuleyixiahaishengzuihoude8kuailingqian,xiangzhezaiqumaigejiang。

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jianlairenle,tanzhureqingdexunwen:“xiaoguniangshiyaomaishenme?”

“来个姜。”

“好嘞。”

tanzhucongjiangduilinachuyikuaijiang,jijiangcikanhou,zhuangjindaili:“liangkuai。”

“多少???”

zhengzhunbeifuqiandejiangcilengzhule,kanzhetoumingdailidejiangyoukanlekantanzhu:“taiguile,bianyidian。”

“zheihenbianyilexiaoguniang,zheimeduoniandouyigejia。liangkuaiqiandoufubuqi,zhaozhaozijiyuanyin,zheimeduoniangongzizhangmeizhang,youmeiyourenzhengongzuo?”

tanzhubadichudaizideshousuolehuilai,pitougailianjiushiyidunma。

【riru208wdenvxinghuifubuqizheiliangkuai??】

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shoudaorenwudeyangzhewenshanshanlaichi,congpangrenzuilidezhiqianyinhou,yekaishijiarujiangci。

“liangkuaiqianhenbianyilehaobuhao?zheiliangkuaineiliangkuai,wocongxiaodaodadoumeijianguozheimeduoliangkuai!”

yangzhewenshuodaoci,shenchuwugenshouzhitou:“womenchengxinxiangmai,yikoujia,wushikuai,maijiwomenzheikuaijiang!”

“?”

什么玩意儿??

jiangcihuaiyideyanshenkanxiangta,kanzhetazhandingjietiedeyangzi,youkanleyangongzuorenyuan,shunjianmingbaileyangzhewenzheimezuodeyuanyin。

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danruguochaochule,fangjianmeiyouyouxianxuanzequan。

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bijingzaiyuanshuzhong,genyangzhewendadangdebushita,danyangzhewendedaodeshuocijiushizheige。

xiangqilaihou,jiangcihaishirenbuzhuanma。

“xiaohuozi,nimeizaipianwozheigelaopoziba?”tanzhuyanmaoxingxing,fangfozaikancaishenye。