第六章 狂婿回家

shunzhedianti,yijiasankou,laidaojinyuhaotingde3dong17ceng。

congkaidilakejiukeyikanchu,ningningeryijiasuiranbeiganchuningshijituan,danzaidonglinshi,hundebusuancha。

kaimen,zheishiyitaofushiloufang,erbaiduopingmi。

“shashahuilaile,kanyeyejininongleshenmehaochide。”

shengyin,congchufangneichuanlai。

yuefuninghao,suishiyijiazhizhu,nianqingshiyeshiningshijituandekuangshao,danzicongjiehunhou,jiubeiyuemuxieyunchidesiside,jingchangchuruchufang,youyishouhaochuyi。

“yeyenainai,babahuilaile。”

ningshashaxianzai,kebuguanxinchide,zhixiangxianglianglaoxuanyaobaba。

“shenmebaba,nalaidebaba?”

yuemuxieyun,zhengqiaoqierlangtuikandianshi,ningshashadehua,yinqitadegaodujingjue。

站起来,看向门口。

yilianglunyi,ganghaohuajinjiamen。

“ba,ma,wohuilaile。”

yangfanzaicongwuchuqi,cengwushucixiangguotuiyizhihou,guijiadeqingjing。

houlai,tabianbuzaixiangzheigewenti,haowuyiyi。

shengyinjianding,budairenheqingxu,jiufangfozaipingchangbuguodeshiqing,jibeibizhi。

jiranhuidaolezheigejia,tadebei,jiubukenengzaixiangyiqian,wanxiaqu。

“杨,凡!”

xujiuzhihou,xieyunrenchutalai。

yuningningeryiyang,yangfanliangzi,fangfocongyafenglijichu。

“ningninger,likejiangzheigesaobaxing,wonangfei,jiwohongchuqu。”

“妈,杨凡他……”

ningninger,shensefuza,xiangyaojieshi。

dan,beixieyunzhengningdebiaoqing,henhendaduan:“ninger,nishishalema?weishenmedaizheiwonangfeihuijia,tahaidewomenyijiahaibugoucanma?wulunshenmeliyou,rangtajiwogun。”

“ma,nixiantingwoshuo。”

ningningerzouguoqu,yaoanfuxieyun。

“tingshenmeting?youshenmehaoshuode,zheijinian,womenguodeshishenmerizi?”

xieyun,genbenbutingjieshi。

tamenderizihaibucuo,danxiangbiyiqianzainingshijituannei,ziranshichaleshiwanbaqianli。

“zheiwunian,worangni,jiwozhaoyigeyounenglidenanren,rangniquxiangqin,nidoujujue,nigaibuhuijiushizaidengtaba?yigewonangfei,yigezuifanfeiwu,nidengta?”

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duixieyundehua,fangzaiwunianqian,yangfanhuifenhen,huijidong,huigandaoxiukui。

而今,淡然自若!

“niyiwei,xianshishizaikanouxiangjuma?”

xieyunzhidianshishang,zhengbofangdebadaozongcaiju。

“aishangyige**nidenanren?zheidaomeishenme,limianshizongcai,danyangfanshiyigewonangfei,yigezhengtianzhihuizuojiawudeshangmennvxu,aishangta,ninaozibeimenjialema?”

“妈!”

xieyunyueshuoyueguofen,gouqitadeemeng,ningningerdajiaoyisheng。

“别叫我妈。”

sanbuhualiangbu,xieyunkuadaoyangfandeshenqian:“wonangfei,nizenmehainengtianzhelianhuilai?”

yangfan,yiliandanmodikanzheta:“wohuizoude,danbushixianzai。”

“哇……”

yishengtiku,congningshashazuilibaofachulai:“nainaishihuairen,dahuaidan,nainaiyaoganbabazou,wobuyaobabazou,wojiuyaobabazaijiapeiwo。”

zheiyisheng,jingxingjializhongren。

“wodeguaishasha,nizenmele?”

xieyunhuangmangdunxiaqu,shenshouyaobaoquningshasha。

danshi,ningshashahenhendishuaikai:“huainainai,wobuyaoni,wojiuyaobaba。”

jiaoxiaodeshenying,pushangyangfandelunyi,zaiyangfanhuailidaku。

xieyunzhengzhu,sisididingzheyangfan,rubeiqianglexinaibaobei:“haowa,nizheigefeiwu,yihuilaijiuyaoqiangwodeguaisunnv,nidexinchangshiheidema?shasha,jiwoxialai。”

shenshou,yaojiangningshashaqiangguolai。

dan,yangfanshouqingkoulunyishangdezhuanbing,tuichushilimi,zhenghaobikaixieyun。

taiqishuangyan,yanshen,ruyeshou。

tashizhangbei,cengjingzaizijiluonandeshihou,baoquanziji。

danzheixie,doubushiqikushashadeliyou。

“nizheiwonangfei,haigandengwo?”

beiyangfanzheimeyideng,xieyunzaipingfanyegandaoquanshenfamao,shengyinbufuganggangdebaonve。

“ma,shishashayidingyaoyangfanhuilaide。”

kandaoxieyunshaoshaolengjing,ningningerzhongyuyoujihuijieshi。

“huainainai,wojiuyaobabahuijia。”

duozaiyangfanhuailideningshasha,leiwangwangdeyanshen,chongmanjianding,xuangaoquanli。

ningningerdejieshi,zongsuanrangqifenshaoshaohuanhexialai,ninghaozheishiyechulaidaleyuanchang:“shasha,yinweibabadeshiqing,meishaoshouqifu,nijiu,renzhedianba!”

“这事,没完!”

xieyunshuowan,shuaishenhuifangjianliqu,suanshi,morenyangfanliuxialai。

“yangfan,suiranshashabunengmeiyoubaba,danniyezhidao,shashazenmelaide?bieyiweizhangzhenver,womenjiunengyuanliangni,nikeyiouerzaishashaxuyaodeshihouhuilai,danjuebunengzhuxia。”

ninghaofangdashengyin,xiangshi,shuojixieyuntingde。

“ba,wobenjiumeidasuanzhuxialai。”

yangfanyuqilengjing,shengyinquebuda,buxiangrangningshashatingdao。

yaobushiyinweishasha,tayebuhui,zaitaruzheigejia。

“你明白就好。”

ninghaodiantou,huidaochufang。

ketinglizhishengxiasanren,zuihou,ningningeryehuifangjian,duliuyangfanyuningshashawannao。

suanshi,jitapeihaizideshijian。

ningninger,nengbumianduiyangfan,tashi,buxiangmianduide。

“吃饭了。”

厨房里,传出香味。

ningshashayongjinliqi,tuizheyangfan,daochufangbangmangduancai。

dangran,yangfanyouzenmenengrangnvershoulei,shouqingqingdihuadonglunbing。

“yangfan,nidetui……”

ninghaozheishicaizhuyidao,yangfanshizuozailunyishangde。

“shouledianshang,meishenmedashi,xiebadeguanxin。”yangfanqingshenghuidao。

“yuanbenshiwonangfei,xianzaihaishigecanfei,nilaiwomenjiaguoranmeianhaoxin,yaochibaifanlaideba?”

xieyunyoucongfangjianlizouchulai,manlianlengxiao。

tongshi,ningningeryechulai,meiyoushuohua,ta,yeshizheimerenweide。

daoshiyangfan,youxieyiwai。

antadelejie,xieyunyinggaihuiqidebuchulaichifan,xuyaoyuefuninghao,daizhefancai,jinfangjianlihong,yexu,wunianhouyoulesunnvdeta,youxiebianhualeba?

“叮咚……”

ganggangluozuo,menlingxiangqi。

“douzheigedianle,haiyoushenmeren?”

ninghaoyihuodishuoleju,zhengxiangqishenkaimen,xieyunqueqiangxianyibudao:“shiyitonglaile,woqukaimen。”

“yitong?zhanyitong?ma,tazenmelaile?”

ningningerlianseweibian,xiangdaoshenme:“ma,shiniguyidadianhua,jiaotalaide?”

jiaobuyidun,xieyunlengxiao:“shia,wojiuyaorangmouzhibaiyanlangzhidao,womenjiadenverjiusuanerhun,yebuchoujiagehaorenjia,shasha,xiangyaoshenmebaba,wodounengjitazhao。”