第一章临时加价
龙州！
一小区出租屋内！
火药味十足！
yigezhangxianghaisuanqingxiu，mingzijiaozuomurongdenvzi，yizhishouchayao，yizhishouzhizherenbenpingdebizijiaomazhe：
“renbenping！nizheiqionggui！jintianninabuchu40wan，womingtianjiuquxiangqin，jiajibieren，nitemedejiudengzhedangyibeiziluse，gennideshouguoba！”
任本平强忍着怒火:
“xianqianshuohao20wancaili！nijiayetongyile。
xianzaiwojiehunriziyekanhaole，qingtiedouxiehaole，zhunbeifajiqinpenghaoyoule，daozheijieguyanshangle，nimenzenmechuerfaner？”
“wobamashuole，wojiajiulianggehaizi，wodidimashangyaojiehunle，nvfangjiayaoershiwancaili！
wojiuzheiyigedidi，wonengbubangtama？”
cihuashuowan，renbenpingsuanshimingbaile！
yuanlai，zijijiehunyaochucailiershiwan！
xiaojiuzimubaojiehun，yedetalaichu！
“murong！nikankan，zaigennibamashuoyisheng，wozhei20wandoushiwenpengyoudongpinxicoujielaide，woxianji20wan，bahunjiele，lingwai20wanxianqianzhe，woyihounuligongzuo，manmanhaijinijia！”
renbenpingjixupeizhexiaoxin！
“呸！
zheihuayekuinishuodechu，laonianggenlenisannian，nilianfangzidoumaibuqilaoniangdoukenjiani，wobamabawoyangzheimedarongyima？jiu40wancailinihaishuoqianzhe？
jiujintianxiawu，ruguowohaimeikanjian40wan，mingtianwojiuquxiangqin，nitemedejiudasuandayibeiziguanggunba......”
renbenpingtinglecihuahou，chedibeijinule:
“laoziqionggui！temedelaozimeigeyuegongzidouliangsanwan，ruguobushinizijibugongzuo，haijianglaozideqianwangnijialiban，meigeyuejigongnineigebuchengqidedidichihewanle，laozihuifangzidoumaibuqima？
xing！nizijiyeshuole，meiqianqushenmelaoposhiba？nididijiehunnabuchuershiwan，jiuxiangcongwoshenshanglaiyazha？nidangwoshizhu？
nizijiquhongdengquzhanzhan，yici100kuai，kanduojiunengzhuandao40wan？”
murongtinglerenbenpingdenuhouhou，yixiajingdaile......
tashizaimeixiangdao，yixiangduitabaiyibaishunderenbenpingganzheimehetashuohua。
哐......
murongjiangzhuozishangdeyigeshuibeizadefensui......
“haoarenbenping！zhongyubaolunidechouezuilianle？niyiweilaoniangjiabuchuquma？fenshou，xianzaijiufenshou！”
“didi！kuaidianlaibangwobandongxia......
nijiejiewozaiyebuyaojiandaorenbenpingzheiqiongguile............”
murongzaidianhualixiesidilidichaotadidihandao......
砰......
renbenpingzhongzhongdijiangmenyishuai，diaoshangyigenyan，zouchulechuzuwu，manwumudedizouzaidajieshang！
malaoziqionggui......
yaobushinizijigongzuogaobucheng，dibujiu，yifenqianbunengzhuan，haizhengtianyaomaizheimainei，laozizhiyujintianzheiyang？
laoziyigerengongzuobudanyaoyangnvpengyou，haiyaoyangnvpengyouyijiaren......
burannandaolaolaozihui40wandounabuchu？
sanleba......sanleba......
zheirizi，renbenpingyeshiguogoule......
buguozongyouneimeyidianbugan，sannianle，zijizaitahetajiarenshenshanghualeqimayibaiwan......
lindaojiehunlehaiyaolinshijiajia，yixiazinabuchuneimeduoqian，tashuofenjiufen，sihaobunianwangriqingmian......
rencailiangkong，dagaijiushizheiyanglijieba！
xiangdaocichu，zheirenbenpingjingran:“wuwuwu！”dikuleqilai！
“tiangouxitong，jiancedaozuijiasuzhuchuxian!”
pinggegeerbianchuanlaileyigejixiede，fangfolaiziwaitaikongdeshengyin。
“xitongbangdingzhong······bangdingwancheng!”
“舔狗系统？”
nandaoshangtianzhidaowoshigekeliandetiangou，burenxinwoyibeizizuogeluse，jilewoyitaotiangouxitong？
pinggegenaodaizhongmashangchuxianlewangluoxiaoshuozhongdeqingjie......
xiayimiao，tadeyanqiandanchuyidaoxunijiemian。
姓名：任本平。
tiangoujinedu：5000wanyi
“tiangoujinedu?zheishishenmedongxi，nandaoshizhiwokeyihuadeqianma?”
“suzhucaidemeicuo，tiangoujin，jiushizhisuzhunenggouhuadeqian!”naohaizhongturanxiangqiyidaoxitongtishiyin。
“这特么是？
5000wanyi?**!”
shijieshoufucaiduoshaoqian？？？
pinggege，chechedididemengle!
meixiangdao！zheichuanshuozhongdetiangouxitongjuranzadaolezijitoushang。
“tixingsuzhu，tiangoujinbingfeisuzhusiyoucaichan，zhinengzuoweitiangouxingdonglaihuaxiao，meidangsuzhuyudaomubiaonvshen，kaishixingdongshi，qijiansuochanshengdeyiqiexiaofei，jieyoutiangouxitongchengdan。
dangerenxiaofei，zebuzaixitongchengdanfanweinei，biru：maifang，maiche，danduchifan，danduyule，fanshibushejixingdongdeyiqiexiaofei，xitonggaibufuze!”
pinggegetingdaoxitongzheizhongjieshi，wanquanmengble！
kongyouwushudezijin，quezhinengyonglaizuotiangou，，zuoyigezijiyijingyaneledetiangou。
tayiranshigeqiongguangdan......
you5000wanyitiangoujindeqiongguangdan......
“tishi，zhiyaosuzhunixichenggong，rangyimingnvshen，duisuzhudehaoganduchaoguo90，fanguolaiguitiansuzhu。
suzhuzaigaimubiaoshenshangsuohuafeideyiqiebameijin，jianghuizhuanhuabaifenzhiyidejianglidaosuzhusirenzhanghu，chengweisuzhugerencaichan!
danshi，xuyaozhuanhuadezijinedudadaoyiyicaikeyitixian......”
tingdaozheili，pinggegesuanmingbaile。
zhiyaofengkuangqubamei，fengkuangjitamenmaidongxi，fengkuangxiaofei。
huayibaiwan，nixichenggongjiunengzhuanyiwan；huayiqianwan，nixichenggongjiunengzhuanshiwan。
fanzhengbupanihuaqiangounv，jiupanihuadebugouduo!
zhiyaochixugounv，dangnvrendetiangou，huadiaoyibaiyi，jiunengshixianhuangsicongfuqinkouzhongde“yigeyi”xiaomubiao。
huayibaiyi？deyigeyi，zheitemede？shenmegainian？
neibubianyileneixiezhanvmenleme？
yinweimurongzheiduanbukanhuishoudeganqing，pinggegecishiyijingduitianxiademeinvmenwanquanshiwang，zaitayanli，meinvmenbuguodoushijianqianyankaidezhanv。
zhanvshibuyinggaiyongyouwushujinqiande，tamenbupei......
ruguojinjinzhijitamaiyifu，maibaobao，temedeshashihoucainenghuadiaoyibaiyi？yiqiannianyihoume？
neibangzhanvmenmaichaojipaoche？maizhishengfeiji？maiyouting？
neibubianyineixie**leme？
jitamengengduodezhuangbiziben？
zheikezhenshiliangnana......
daolihenjiandan，ruguozaineixiegezhanvmenshenshanghuashang10geyi，birusongjizhanvyitaobieshu10geyidebieshu，neizhanvmenqibushijiude10geyi，jishibieshubianzhijiangjia，neidawuzhemai，yenengde5geyi，temedezheiyangxiaqu，zijimeicaifuziyou，yidabangdezhanvmendaoshitongguotadebameixingdong，tiqianshixiancaiwuziyoule......
buxing，zheihepinggegedejiazhiguangegeburu。
nandao？tiangouxingdongbukaiqime？renkeyigenzhanvguobuqu，danjuebunenggenqianguobuquya？
唉......
haiyouchuanshuozhongdeyongyoutiangoubameijindeheikani？
yongyouwushutiangoujindeheikameiyouchuxianzaizijikoudaia？
zheipinggegexinlizhengzaiyihuo，xitongyouzaitaerbianxiangqileyigejixiedeshengyin。
“tiangoujinedujiuzaisuzhupingshishiyongdekazhong，suzhurenheyizhangkadoukeyiyouwushujineyongyugounv。
tongshi，weiletigaosuzhudenixichenggonglv，suzhumeigeyuekeyishiyongsanciteyigongnengyongyugounv。
teyigongnengbaokuodanbuxianyuliruweibuxianzhidenengli，suzhupingshibuyongyoudechaoyuechangrendegongneng。
wenxintishi:teyigongnengzhinengyongyutiangouxingdong，bukeyongyuzhengchanggongzuoshenghuo，huoweibenshenmouquliyi。”
**......
什么状况？
还特异功能？
taitemederangrenjidongle？
是不是真的呀？
naozihaoluan......
jiranshangtianrangzijizuoyigetiangou......
neijiutingcongxitongdeanpai，zuoyigekuailedetiangouba......
zhiyuruheyouzaineixiezhanvmenshenshanghualedabadeqian，youbunengrangneixiezhanvmenyincishouyi，huodeshishizaizaideliyi，zeshiyihouzaikaolvdeshiqingle。