disizhangsuoyouxiaofeiyouwomaidan
话分两头！
zheihulijingzaicaiwushitingjianrenbenpingdayingtabudanjinwanjisuoyougukemaidan，haiyaolingwaizaishua50wanjitaqingpengyouhejiuchanggeqingzhushengri，daxiguowang。
talikelazherenbenping（patapaodiao），congcaiwushizhijiezoudaojiudiandatingdapingmuqiandebiaoyantaishang，naqihuatongshuo:
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dajiachihao！hehao！haipanyihouduoduolaiyinghuangdajiudianpengchang......”
tianxiajuranzhendeyoumianfeidewancan？
zheigejiudianjishiyaodaguanggao，yebukenengzheimedashoubiba？
中奖了？
xiamiandeshikeyilianmengbi......
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什么？
免单？
tianshangdiaoxianbingle，zadaoletamenyijiarenshenshang？
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“ni......ni......nishuoshenme？weileqingzhusheishengri？suoyizaizheilixiaofeideguke，quanbumiandan？”
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“weileqingzhuwomenzheilidexiaoshouzongjianhulijingdeshengri？suoyoudexiaofeiyoutananpengyoumaidan，nimendoubuyongjiqianle。”
服务员又一遍重复。
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“geweiyinghuangdajiudiandegukemen，wanshanghao........................
suoyoudexiaofei，youwodenanpengyou，renbenpingxianshengmaidan......”
“renbenping？shirenbenping？
zheiqionggui？shiyinghuangzhixingzongjiannanpengyou？haibangzaichangsuoyougukemaidan？”
天哪？
怎么可能？
做梦吗？
jintianxiawutadouhaiweinei40wancailiyaosiyaohuo，zenmekenengyouqianbangyinghuangdezhixingzongjianmaizheilisuoyougukededan。
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估计买单要40万？
ruguotayou40wan？neihaizhiyushuo20wancailidoushijiede？
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laihamahaizhendechidaotianeroule？
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zheiganjue，zenmexianglishishihelikuishouqianzheshouxiuenai？
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genghekuang，haikeyijizijijiajiudiandaguanggao。
laoniangkannizheihuizenmesi......
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liangrenzoudaoleqiantaipojichu。
zaipangbianweiguandemurongyijiarenyemudengkoudai！
“jingjie，jinwanshangdatingdexiaofeizonggong38wan？”
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“neijiushua88wanba!”
renbenpingjiangyinxingkadijileshouyinyuan。
du......du......du
zhengzaishurumima......
shuakachenggong......
zhengdaxiaopiao......
“ninweihaodeyinxingkadaozhang88wanyuan！”
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泥煤......
xialeyanle......
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