第5章 我事多,还爱作(2139字)

“什么按死?”

xiaolaotaihuayingangluo,shenhoubianchuanlailinyubinghaoqideshengyin。

zhuanmoukanqu,qizhiqinglengdesunnvzhengduanzhexiangmingduobuzoulai。

xiaolaotaifanyinghenkuai,heizheliandao:“ansideyisi,jiushianzhedasi。”

“woketingzhangshengshuole,weilepohuaihunyin,nijingranzhaorenpotayishenkafei。”

“sinizi,nizhendanglaopozinianjidale,tibudongguaizhangle?”

“wojinggaoni,yihouduizhangshengkeqidian,jiajisuijijiagousuigou,gegudaixiangnizheizhongduifubuzundenvren,kerongyibeijinzhulong!”

“???”

linyubingpiantoukanleyiyanxuzhangsheng,youlengzheliansaoxiangxiaolaotai:“laoyanhunhuale,bizizongmeishiba?”

“woxiongqiankafeiweineimezhong,nidangshitixiang?”

“neishiwojiazhangshengfanyingkuai,zhenyiweirenjiashinianrongma,genninaozhewande?yaobushilandegennijijiao,kafeinengguannibozili。”

xiaolaotaiehenhendedenglelinnvshenyiyan,qihuduzidezitai,ranghouzheyanzhonghuaiyidaodisheicaishiqinshengdehaizidehaizi。

啪!

linyubinghanzhelian,qidejiaoqumengdou。

jiangxiangmingfangzaichajishanghou,zhuanshenjiuhuilefangjian。

tayaochonggelengshuizao,rangzijilengjingyixia。

xianzaiwendaokafeiweijiuxiangtu,yousunnvshenyanmian。

“没大没小。”

kanzhesunnvjinwozhequantouliqudebeiying,xiaolaotaibumandepielepiezui。

cemusaoleyandandinghechadexuzhangsheng,jinjiezhebuchongdao:“jiuqiannizheiyangdenanrenshoushi。”

“xingle,biezhuangle,leibulei?”

xuzhangshengshizaishoubulezheilaopozitiangoudezitai,fanlegebaiyan,qishenliqu。

qiaozheliangrenzouxiangyigefangjian,xiaolaotaixinmanyizudexiaolexiao。

hengzhequer,tuizhelunyi,laidaozhutingwai,nachuyimeishoujibotongleguoqu。

“laodongxi,shijinibanchengle,yihoufadale,kebiewanglewomennaisunliang。”xiaolaotaiziyaxiaozhe,yanjingdoumichenglefeng。

“ng,tameichajueba?”dianhuaneitou,chuanlaiyidaolaotailongzhongdecuhouyin。

“masheini?zenmeshuowozhangfengxiayeshidangniantuanlidegewuxiudaren,zheidianyanjihaishiyoude。”

“nijianeixiaozihaizhendangzheishiyichangtegongrenwuni,**haimeizuore,jiuwenwoqingkuang。”

“haihaolaopoziwoduozhangleyigexinyan,zaozaodatanqingchumingzhoudejihua,sanyanliangjujiubatadafale。”

xiaolaotaibianmoshusidecongyaojianmochuyigenxiangyandianran,yanyujianchongmanlebaxuzhangshengwannongyuguzhangzhizhongdejiaokuangdeyi。

“tayizhihencongming,bielouchupozhanle。”guilaotouwengshengtixingdao。

xiaolaotaituchuyikounongwu,danxiaodao:“baxinfangduzili,laopoziyitianbusi,tayitianjiuchajuebuleduanni。”

“wangpaitegong?dangnianlaoshennacidaotongguizideshihou,taneigesiguilaodiedouhaimeichusheng。”

“没别的事挂了。”

guilaotoushengyinyouxiebunaifan,lenglengdao:“jinigezhonggao,yihoushaozaitamianqiantitadie。”

“xianliaoyebuxing?wozheigedangnainaide,wenwentajiating,youwentima?”xiaolaotaibufu。

“e,suini,zhiyaonibupabeitakansi。”

guilaotoujiandanhuileyiju,bianguaduanledianhua。

kanzhedianhuamangyin,xiaolaotaiyouxiemeng。

jiusuantachengbushangyijuwushuangguoshi,yebushisuisuibianbianyigebingdanzinengkandeba?

“laodongxi,zhuangshenme?dangnianmeilaozijiuni,ninenghuozhejiaochuzheimehaodetudi?”

……

楼上。

kaozaimenkou,chouwanyigenxiangyanhou,xuzhangshengqiaomendao:“huanhaolema?huanhaowojinlaile。”

咯吱~

房门打开。

linyubingkailegemenfeng,jingtidewangxiangxuzhangsheng:“nihaiyoushi?”

“tingnizheiyisi,womeishijiubunengjinqule?”xuzhangshengchayidao。

“laizhiqian,worangzhangshujinizhunbeileqitafangjian。”linyubingdandandao。

xuzhangshengsaoleyiyanduifangxiongqianneiyimobaoman,lenglengyixiao:“xiongdawunao,gurenchengbuqiwo。”

啪。

yonglituikaifangmen,xuzhangshengzoujinfangjian,laidaochuangbian。

tashuangshouzhenzhenaodai,bantangzaichuangtashang,lanyangyangdao:“nibiewangle,zanmenxianzaishilinglezhengdehefafuqi。”

“dangzhexiaolaotaidemianfenfangshui,nijiubupatazaijueshiliangtian?”

linyubingditoukanleyiyanzijishenshangdebingsishuiqun,liumeiningchengle‘chuan’zi。

fengmuweihan,saoxiangxuzhangsheng,tadanshenghuidao:“chuqu,wohuanyifu,huiwodezhuchushui。”

“meiyong,nijiadepurenyeshitaderen。”

xuzhangshengsonglesongjian,shensewanwei:“xianzaizainimianqian,zhiyouliangtiaolu。”

“yi,tongfangbutongchuang,woyaobuhao,laofannidadipu。”

“er,chumenzuozhuan,gaosuxiaolaotaiyiqie,beishangqisinainaideeming,congcichengweiluochengrenrenhandadeduixiang。”

“zuomeng!”linyubingfenquanjinwo,biantiehan:“jiehunshiwozuihoudedixian,wojuebukenenggennitongfang。”

“e,neiwoqu?”xuzhangshengqishen,zuoshibianyaolikai。

lindanvshenyinyajinyao,sisidedengzheyanqianzheigedengtuzi。

silvliangjiuzhihou,tachenmozhezoudaoyijuqian,baochuliangluobeiru,momodezoudaokongdishangpukai。

xuzhangshengxiaole:“zheijiuduilema。dixiangendikushiyiyangde,bayiba,zongnengtengchukongjian。”

linyubingmeiyoushuohua,tapayikaikoujiurenbuzhubaocu。

ng……zheiyingxiangtagaolengnvshenderenshe。

孤男寡女共处一室。

qifenzongguishiyouxiegangade。

linyubingpingtangzaidipushang,meimoudingzhetianhuaban,yebuzhidaozaixiangxieshenme。

xuzhangshengkaozhechuangtoushuadouyin,shibushifachuliangshengshaxiao,yebuzhidaokandeshenmeshadiaoshipin。

haojicilindazongcaichadianmeirenzhu,xiangqishenkankanduifangjiujingzaishuashenme,nengzheimelehe。

“jiranshijiajiehun,wojuedewomenyoubiyaoyuefasanzhang。”

anjingdekongjiannei,huranxiangqilinyubingqinglengyueerdeshengyin。

xuzhangshengmanwumudedeshuazhedouyin,dandandao:“meijingguonideyunxu,bunengpengni。meijingguonidetongyi,bunengsuiyijinchunidefangjian。duiwaibudegongbushenfen,weichinigaolengnvshenderenshe,wodong。”

“……”

lindazongcaizhanglezhangzui,henxiangshuoxieshenme,keyoujuedeshuoshenmedoubuheshi。

zuzuchenmoleshuxishijian,tajiangyingdehuidao:“zhidaojiuhao。”

“zheixiehua,yuanfengbudonghaijini。”

“wozaibuchongyitiao,sangeyuehou,biechanzhewo。”

xuzhangshengbuxianbudandehuifudao。

“shenmeyisi?”linyubingcumeifanwen。

xuzhangshengsaoleyanshijian,qishenchuanshangwaitao,tiaomeihuidao:“sangeyueshijian,shuozhangbuzhang,shuoduanbuduan。”

“wopazheiqijian,wohuibujingyideshifangchunanrenmeili,rangnilunxian。”

啪嗒。

xuzhangshengzhanding,wanzheyaofukanzhezijizheiweixinhunqizi,wanweidao:“nvren,bieaiwo,meijieguo,woshiduo,haiaizuo。”