轰隆！
一石激起千层浪！
yigebeijiandefeiwuzhuixu，youshenmezigeshuozheizhongqishihua？！
quanchangjizhedouhunshenyizhen，bukezhixindekanxiangchenan。
“我没有听错吧？”
“dangzheyejiahelinjiaxiaojiedemian，haiganshuozheizhonghua，qibushiyaomieye、linliangjiamanmen？！”
“ye、linliangjiazaidonglinshisuiranbushidingjihaomen，danyeshiyoutouyouliandejiazu，wokantashihuonile！”
“heihei，naoba，naodeyuelihaiwomenjiuyueyouhuati！”
jizhequnzhongyoubukesiyidejinghu，yeyouweikongtianxiabuluandedishengsiyu。
erzhimianchenanyanshendelinyuehua，gengshihunshenjuzhan。
那是什么样的眼神？
rutongshandian，youyourudaofeng！
明亮，锐利！
fangfonengcichuanrendelinghunyiban！
zhei，zheifeiwu……zenmenengyouzheiyangdeyanshen！
linyuehuabuzijuedehoutui，queyigeliangqiang，chayidianshuaidaozaidishang。
“nini，ni……yaoganshenme？”
“wokejinggaoni，xianzaiyouzheimeduojizhekanzheni！”
“ni，nihaixiangdongshoubucheng？！”
linyuehuaganyanlekoutuomo，shengyinzhongdoutouzhezhanli。
chenanlengmourudian：“woyejinggaoni，nizaiganduiwodenvrenchuyanbujing，bieguaiwobukeqi！”
“你，你……！”
linyuehuahedeshuobuchuhua。
danfanyingguolaihou，dunshinaoxiuchengnu。
ta，tangtanglinjiaqianjin，jingranbeiyigefeiwudeyanshenjihedaole！
简直是丢人！
yigewonangfei，erqiehaizuoshile“chugui”zhishi，zaijiashangzhouweiyouzheimeduojizhe……
chulebeitasuiyinaniezhiwai，hainengfanqishenmelanghuabucheng？！
yinianzhici，linyuehuanuhou：“nichugui**haiyoulile？！”
“nihaiganweileyejiawenzheige**genwodingzui？！”
“tajiushiyigechoudaomeirenyaode**，**yeshiyitiaochiruanfandegou，youshenmezigeshuoduiwobukeqi？！”
“**……！！”
啪！
huameishuowan，chenanfanshouyibazhangchouleguoqu。
qingcuideerguangsheng，fangfoxiangzaizhongrenxintou。
quanchangjijing，luozhenkewen。
wushujizhemenmudengkoudai，shenzhiliankuaimendouwangjianle。
sheidoumeixiangdao，chenanhuiturandongshou。
youqihaidangzhemeitidemian！
zheidadebuguangshilinyuehua，gengshizhenggelinjiadelian！
linyuehuahaisuanyoujifenzisedelianshang，xunsudefuchuyigehongzhongdebazhangyin。
**辣的疼痛！
erqiezaizhongmukuikuixia，youyiguqiangliedechiruganyongshangxintou。
tabukezhixindewuzhelian，leishuizaiyankuanglibutingdazhuan。
“ni……nijurangandawo？！”
“weilezheimeyigejiannvrengandawo？！！”
啪！
huiyingtade，shiyouyicixiangliangdeerguang。
pangbiandeyejialikandeyanpizhitiao。
妈的，疯了！
zheigezhuixukendingshifengle！
wushujizhemenyezuijiaochouchu，danxinliquejidongdebuduannahan。
妈的，赚了！
zheigezhuixudejudong，nengrangliulianghefaxingliangzaitishengyigecengci！
chenanshuaileshuaishou，danmodedao：“wodenvren，renherendoubuzhunchuyanbujing！”
“niganbujing，wojiudani，youruhe？”
tingdaozheijuhua，fangjianlideyejiawenjiaoquyizhan。
congxiaodaoda，meiyouyigerenzheimeweihuguota。
jishibeihuirong，tafumuyezhishigenjiazuchaoleyijia，danzuihoupoyuyali，yemeiganduoshuoshenme。
shizhijinri，waijiedoubuzhidaoshizonghuoandelailongqumai，zhidangzuoshiyichangyiwai。
但今天！
neigecengjingbeiliyongdeqizi，neigebeichengweifeiwudezhuixu，quezaiwushumeitidejianzhengxia，yiwufangudeweihuzheta！
tadexinli，huanhuanditangguoyigunuanliu。
quanchangzhongren，xinsigeyi。
weidulinyuehua，lenglengdewuzhelian，zhenggerendoushimengde。
zheigefeiwujingrangandata！
还打了两次！
lianxulianggeerguang，batashenweilinjiaxiaojiedegaoaohezunyan，chedidadefensui！
haobanshang，tacaihuiguoshen，hunshenzhandoulehaojiu，yi**dunzaidishang，shuangshoubutingpaidadimian，chezhesangzikuhaoqilai。
“jizhe，nimenkuaipaia！”
“zheifeiwuchuguilehaiyouli，haigandawo，zaizheimexiaqufeideshalewobuxing！”
“zheirizimeifaguolea！”
tingdaozheihua，jizhemenyefenfenfanyingguolai。
“快快，快拍！”
“qianwanbiecuoguorenheyigexijie！”
yiqunjizheqizuibashederangzhe，juzhexiangjibutingdepaizhao。
linyuehuajianzhuang，zichiyoujizhezai，kuhaodegengjialihai。
“buguole，buguole！”
“woyaolihun，woyaogenzheigefeiwulihun！！”
离婚？
chenanzuijiaogouqifanzhelengyidehuduyufanongyu：“hao，neijiulihun！”
“buguo，bushinigenwolihun！”
“ershi……wo，xiuleni！”
kengqiangyouli，zhidiyousheng！
zheijuhua，yourupingdiqijinglei！
全场哗然！
“yigezhuixu，jingranshuoxiulezhengqi？！”
“zheihezhishidalianlinjia，jianzhishibalinjiacaizaijiaoxiamoca！”
“……”
hunluandeshengyinzhong，chenanzhuanshenzouhuifangjian，suiyidefanzhaochulaiyizhangzhiheyizhibi。
挥笔写下——
“wochenan，yujunlinjiudian，xiushuyifeng，songyuqizilinyuehua！”
“zicizhihou，yibieliangkuan，zaiwuguage！”
“tari，wotapinglinjiazhiji，juebunianjifuqizhiqing！”
“此为证！！”
写完，笔落。
chenanshuangzhijiazhuzhizhang，quzhiqingdan。
zhizhangpiaopiaodangdang，huanhuandigaizailinyuehuabukezhixindelianshang。
qingpiaopiaodezhi，quefangfoyouqianjunzhizhong。
linyuehuazhandouzhenaqi，muguangwangshangmiansaoqu。
jizhemendejingtou，yebuyueertongdesuodingzaizhizhangzhishang。
daidaokanqingchushangmiandeneironghou，suoyourendourenbuzhudaoxiyikoulengqi。
“嘶！！！”
“zheibuguangshiyifenxiushu，gengshiyifenzhanshua！”
“gongranxianglinjiaxuanzhan！！”
“……”
linyuehuahunshenyizhen，niezhezhidezhiguanjiedouweiweifanbai，yanzhongmanshibukezhixin。
yigefeiwu，zenmeganxiuqi？！
youpingshenmeyouyongqixiuqi？！
zheijianshichuanchuqu，tazheigelinjiaqianjin，jiuyaolunweixiaobingle！
duitalaishuo，zheizhangzhi，buguangshixiushu，shizhanshu。
gengshiyifenchendiandiandechiru！！
youqi，zhenggeshijiandefazhan，yanranyijingchaochuyiliaole！
“好，好得很！”
“chenan，**sidingle！！”
linyuehuacongyafenglijichulaiyijuhua。
congdishangpaqilai，pofudexingxiangdangranwucun，querdaizhide，shiyifenwubiandeyinhendula。
chenanjixiao：“yanbuxiaqule？”
“neijiudaizhezheifengxiushu，gunhuinimenlinjiaqu！”
“还有……你！”
shuodaozheili，chenanmuguangzhuanxiangyipangdeyejiali。
zaojiubeiqishizhensheguodeyejiali，lianmangdixiatou，genbenbugangenchenanduishi。
chenanlengxiaoyisheng：“nihaiyanbuyan？”
“buyandehua，yegenzhetayiqigun！”