第3章:化身峡谷风气整顿大师!都给我端正态度打游戏!

luosenwencaifeiyang,zuitufenfang,bajigetiaodezuihuandezhubomenyiciaileyibian,ranhoujiangshoujilidegezhongjietuzhengjuquanbuyiyishangchuan。

zheicitafangchuqudedoushishichuizhengju,dangchudoinbgentaliaotiantandeneirong,yijidouyuzheixiezhubomendaodishiruheliyong“banka”laijinxingwangluodaxingbocaideliuchengtuquandouzai。

zheizhongshiqing,zhiyaoshigedongxingde,yikanjiuzhidaozhenjia。

jinyuxizhubomenmashangjiuyaoshangyanjianyufengyun,tajuedezijidelianliange,daoshihoubixuxianchangyishou《tiementiechuangtiesuolian》。

buranduibuqizheixierenchizijirenxuemantoushidejiji。

dianjifabu,tupianshangchuanchenggong,luosenshuaxinzhezijideweibopinglun。

cikezheijianshitongguowanshangdouyuquantizhubodezhandui,yijingshangshengdaolefeichanggaodeguanzhudu,suoyiluosenweibogangfachuqumeiduojiu,pinglunshujiukaishirouyankejiandejizeng。

【骆÷!!!】

【xiaosiwole,zaixiankantainanfadian,duofadian,woaikan。】

【womeichuanyueba?haishipingxingshijiele?beidaohaolejiuzhiyisheng。】

【fanfuquerenleliuqibian,caigankendingzheishizhende…niupi,yicixingkaizheimeduoren,woyuanchengniweizibaozhanshen!】

【xiongdiniupi!biedebushuo,woyegeyingjin÷heliuzong,woshimingzhizicini!】

【nishenmeguanjun?yeganpengciyingbige?】

【saozhuyanglenizheimejiu,nijiuzheimeduisaozhu?】

【wochao,zheiguabuhuishizhendeba?ganjuehaoxiangxi,liuzong,shuilongjie,chulaishuojuhuaa。@pdd@zhoushufang。】

【bie@le,pddhuidalita?】

luosenpiedaozuihouyitiaopinglun,zhijiezaixiafangliuyandao:【queshi,liuzongbuhuidaliwo,yinweitazaorunle。】

【6。】

luosenmeizaiguanweibodixiajizengdepinglun,zheicitayoulejingyan,zhijieguandiaoshouji,bimianzhihoubeikongbudelaidianxinxikuanghongluanzha。

zhuanerkaishiyanjiu【yanwangdianmao】xinjidejiangli。

……

modou,jiulongcangbinjiangyi,pddjiali。

“woruntamagebangbangchuiyou!luosennaozishibushibeilvtile,tamawoganshenme?”

pddwanshanggangxiabobujiu,zhengzhunbeiqujianshen,jiudezhilewangshangdexiaoxi。

dengtazijikanwanluosenfadeweibohou,xueyashunjianbiaosheng,xinlichongmanleyizhongnanyiyanyudehuangmiuhebukezhixin。

meicuo,tabuganxiangxinluosenjingranganzheimedangzhongkaituanziji。

napaluosenzhiqian“goujitiaoqiang”kailedoinb。

danpddzheimeduonianfazhanxialai,suiranzaoyijingtuiyi,kezishenzailplsaiquneidediweiherenmaidoushitopjibiede。

congtanengwandeqijulebuzheizhongshaoqianjiqijiukeyikanchulai,liuzongzaojiucongputongdezhiyexuanshou,bianchengleyiminghegedezibenjia。

erqie…luosenyiqianhaishiymqixiadexuanshou。

他怎么敢的啊!

“daofantiangang,zhenshidaofantiangang。”

“……zheirenzhendefengle,tayihoupabushibuxiangzailplhunleba。”

zuozaipangbiandeshenlingmintongyangbeiqihuaile,shuangbeibaoxiong,botaoxiongyong:“wozaojiujuedezheirenyangbushu,nikanba,zheicaiganglikaiymduojiu,jiukaishifanshile。”

ningshishikanbudongluosendecaozuo,dandashouzhenhan:“tazheibokebuzhishikaileniyigeren,suanshangdoinbhedouyuneixiezhubo,tayicixingkailezhishaoshijihaoren。”

“……。”

kaituantamenjianguo,dankaidezheimehen,yicixingkaidezheimeduo,bojimianzheimeguangde,haishitouyicijian。

shushishixianshimohuanzhuyi。

pddtingzhedadunan,minlekougouqicha,qingxushaoweilengjingxialai:“woxianzaidanxindedaobushibiede,zhuyaopatadaodizhidaoduoshaoshiqing。”

“tayinggaizhidaodebuduoba?”

沈灵敏试探问道。

“neinidewendoinb,doinbgentaliaoguoduoshao…”

pddchenyinbanshang,haishiganjuexinliyoudianfaxu。

zhuyaoshiluosenxianzaizheigejiashitaiheren,guizhidaozheirenshibushidelejingshenbing,jiansheiyaoshei。

“zheiyangba,nishangcibushishuoxiangquribenlvyouma,zheijitiankankanpiao,ruguofengshengbudui,womenjiu……”

huameishuotou,dandoushishenbianren,dajiayidianjiutou,fenfendiantou。

“hao,shishizhuyiyulun,woqukanpiao。”

shenlingminheningshishizhanqishen,zoudeshihouhaizaibuduanzuzhouluosenshigechipaomianmeiyouzuoliao,sunrenbulijidewanyi。

“queshisunrenbuliji,tanaozidaodizenmele…”

dengliangrendoulikai,pddyaozhetou,dakaizijideshoujiweixinqun,faxiancikequanlijihusuoyoudequndouzhaleguo。

buzhishitamendouyudequn,zhiyexuanshoudejigexiaoqundouliaoderehuochaotian。

——【luosenfengle。】zheishizaiedgqunliao,changzhangshuode。

——【taiyongle,wobeikaimo】taoboashui。

——【bushizheibirenyaoganshaa?meiwanmeilele?】fpxlinweixiang。

——【zhenjingwobabainian,yihouluogejiushiwoouxiang!】snabin。

——【zheishichedijile,hehe。】huyazhiboqunuzi。

——【luosenbushinanren,zheimeshuowoyigenvhaizi,wogentameiwan。】douyuzhiboqunzhoushufang。

——【……】

pddguangleyihuierqunliao,faxiantanlundouyushedu、hetagerendehuatihenshao,xinlisonglekouqi。

buguandajiashimorenzheishipengdoubunengpengdehuati,haishizhendezanshibeiluosendefadianchongjidaole,zongzhizhiyaomeirenguanzhu,neijiushihaoshi。

“wobugaoni,nidouganlaizhudonggaowoshiba,haohaohao。”

tadianlediantou,zhuomozhezenmeyingduizheicideyulunweiji,yijiruhefanji。

……

【yanwangdianmao】:nidekongyelvtisheng12%、gankyishitisheng12%。

卧室内。

luosenganshouleyixia【yanwangdianmao】biaoqiandailaidetisheng,poweijingxi。

【yanwangdianmao】biaoqianyouliangzhongjianglimoshi,diyizhongjiushitadianyigeren,kongyelvhegankyishitisheng1%;diergejiushichedichuisiyigerenhou,zhengtijingjitianfutisheng1%。

kanjiangli,mingxianshihouzhegengfenghou,ruguoluosennengdachengyanwangdianmaodiansi100rendechengjiu,tadegerentianfujiangdadaoqianwugurendechengdu。

danxiangnadaodierzhongjianglixuyaoshijian。

xiangbizhixia,diyizhongjianglidetishengtongyanghenkuazhang。

“12%dekongyehegankyishi,zheishidayexuanshoudefuyina。”

luosencongguzilihaishiyigereaijingjiyubisaidexuanshou,jinguanxianzaikenengmeirenbatadangchengxuanshoulaikan。

“ganjueduiyudayezheigeweizhidelijiequeshishenleyidian…shishixiaoguo。”

tashouyangnannai,dangxiadakailolkehuduan,zhunbeishishizijixianzaideshilishuiping。

yinweixiaogejiandediannaopeizhiwenti,luosenmeiyoudahanfu,xuanzedenglulehenjiumeidadexiaguzhidian。

tadezhiyehaozaizhiqianlikaijulebudeshihoujiubeishoulehuiqu,zheicidengludeshizijiyiqiandexiaohao。

id:【dawozidongxiazaiyuanshen】

duanwei:chaofandashi153。

“cai153fen,queshihaojiumeidale。”

luosenyiqianyousiwugexiaohao,jihudoushangguowangzhe,zheigehaosuanshiwandeshaode,jiashangduanweibuqiyan,yinggaibuhuibeirenrenchulai。

“neijiu…lianmeng,qidong!”

dianjipaiwei,wuyeshifen,dashijupairendesuduhenkuai,yifenzhongzuoyou,luosenjiujinrudaoxuanrenjiemian。

taweizhishouxuandeshidaye,buweizhongdan。huoxushiyinweizheigehaoyouduanshijianmeiwan,yunqibucuo,diyibameiyoubuwei,zhijiefendaoledayeweizhi。

“还行,没补位。”

luosenhenmanyixitongdejili,saoleyiyanshuxidedayeyingxiong,zhuomozheyaowannayige。

jiuzaicishi,beifendaozhongdanweidewanjiadaleyixingzi:“gemen,wodahaowangzhedaye500fen,baoc,nenghuangeweizhima?”

luosenpieleyiyan,dazidao:“buhuan。”

“bushigemen,wozhanjikecha,yiwanbamangsengjuehuo,zheibabaoying。”

juehuogexianranhaibusixin,jixuxuxutaotao:“nigenwohuanleba,wodayewandezuihao,buhuiwanqitaweizhi。”

“不换。”

“那我不玩了。”

骆森:“?”

zheijiushixiaguzhidianma,ileile。

“bushi,nimenbiezheiyanga,zheibawojinjisai。”

zheishi,yizhimeishuohuadeadhuranshuohuale:“dayeyaobunigenzhongdanhuanyixiaba,wokanletazhanji,tingcde。”

“duiadaye,wokanniyiqiandezhanji,wanguotingduozhongdandea,huanyixiaba。”

上单也开口了。

luosenkanzhezheijiweixiagushaoyekaishijitidaodebangjiaziji,dunshiqilele:“bushi,nimenshibushinaoguaziyoupaoa,woxiangdangnidie,banimahuanjiwohaobuhao?”

“?????”

liaotiankuangkaishichuxian***。

luosenquemeishijianguanzhuzheixie,yinweijiuzaigangcaitafachuneijuhuahou,zhengdunxitongyouyoulexintishi。

【xiaguzhidianfengqizhengdun·zhongquanchuji!】

【zhongquanchuji:guofuwanjiakuguerzhidianjiuyi,zheilifengqimilan,yanyuanhengxing,bailan、guaji、juying,dianjingshaoyebaihuaifengqi,haowuyouxitiyanyujingjijingshen,nijianghuashentiequan,duizheizhongechouhuanjingzhongquanchuji!meijiaoyuyimingguer,nidefandunyishi、kaituannenglizengjia1%(zuigao100%)。】

ha,zheidounengchufacitiao?

luosenzhalezhayan,huranganjuekuzaowuweidepaiweiyebiandeshengdongyouquqilai。

zheibian,jigeduiyoubeiluosenyijuhuapofang,haizaishuchu。

danmeirenmiaotui,chaonaozhongquedingzhenrong,jinruyouxi。

luosenbenlaiyiweijinruyouxihou,zheixierenhaihuichixuduizijishuchu,meixiangdaodajiahenshuliandemaihaochumenzhuangshangxian,yikanjiushichangniansihunzaixiaguzhidiandelaoyoutiao,zhudadejiushiyigeweileshangfenshenmedouyuanyizuo。

jiranrenjiameijixushuoziji,luosenyejiumeiduohua,tongyangmaihaodayedaochumen,zhunbeizhengshishishuiyixiazijixianzaideshuiping。

bujiuhou,luosenjiuganshoudaolezuizhiguandegaibian。

——控野率。

kongyelvzheigedongxi,tingqilaijiandan,shijishangzheishiyimingdingjiandayebibeidejineng。

duiyuyeguaibutongdengjishijiandexuexian、shanghaidezhangkong,yijiduizishenjinengbutongjieduandazaiyeguaishenshangdeshujuzhangkong,doudadaolehaodian。

luosenyiqiandekongyelvfeichangyiban,danzaitishengle12%zhihou,nenghenmingxiandeganjuedaozijiduiquandituyeguaidezhangkong。

neizhongrushujiazhen,jinzaizhangwozhongdeganjue,shimeiyimingdayexuanshoumengmeiyiqiudezhuangtai。

tameiyouxuanzekaizijiayequ,ershidandadexuanzeruqin,bingqiechenggongdundaokaiyedehuangzi,budanqiangdaoleduimiandehongbuff,haichenggongnadaoyixue。

suihouzhuanzhanxialu,pingjietishengle12%degankyishi,jingzhunbawo,peihexialushuangrenzuzhuasiduimianadkasha。rentoubeizijiaadshoudao。

buguojiuzailuosenganjuezijiyuedayueshun,shilifeisutishengshi,zhongluhuranchuanlaileehao。

zijiazhongdanfatiaobeiduimianxindeladanshadetishiyinxiangqi。

luosenkanleyiyanshijian,faxiancaisanfenzhongchutou。

“xingba,kanlaiguoranbuhuiwanzhonglu。”

tayemeiduoshuo,jixuchaozheyequzouqu。

dangangzoudaozijiayequdechalukoushi,shangluyechuanlaitishiyin。

【[fangzhuozhiren]huyazhuwenshenjishale[wushuangjianji]shouwojupaoxiangtianlu!】

【jifangyingxiongyibeijisha!】

骆森:“?”

nimengenwogezheierwansiwangjingsainishiba?

ershangdanwanjiajiumeizhongdanneimeruyasuihele,genbenbujiduiyoufawendejihui,zhenwanghoushousufeikuaidedazi:“dayerenni?jiuzhidaoshuayeshiba,huibuhuiwan?”

“bushi,gemen,nizaiganshenmea?nibuzhidaowoxianzaizainaerma?zadi,wohuishunjianyidong,zhijiefeiguoqua?yigeerjidejianjinengbeiruiwendansha,niyeshigerencai。”

luosenfawanzheijuhuahoujiuqiehuanleyixiazijidejingtou,taganjuezijizheichangrankpaidaodeduiyou,shuipinghaoxiangyoudiannitian。

guoran,jingtougangqiehuandaozhonglu,tajiukandaotpxialaidefatiaoyijingbanxue,duimiandedayehuangzimingmingdouzoudaolelianshang,fatiaohaishibuzhidaochetui。

叮叮叮!

luosenkuangdianbiaoji:“cheyixiaa!goubadayedouzoudaonilianshangle,haigezheierwanzhilingchongjibo!?”

fatiaozhongyuconghuangluanzhongfanyingguolai,danhoucheyijingwanle,zuihoubeiduimianzhongyepeihejishazaixianshang。

【[xindela]dingjichaozhongjishale[fatiaomoling]fensehongtougui!】

【jifangyingxiongyibeijisha!】

“艹!”

luosenkandaozheiyimu,chedibangbuzhule。

tazheidisanzuyedoumeikai,duiyouyijingsilesanci,zheihaidagejibaa?

zaixinzhonggaosuzijilengjinglengjing,zhengdunxiagufengqi,yidingyaoyishenzuoze,xiancongzhengdunzijikaishi。

jieguogengzhongliangjideyimuchuxianle。

liaotiankuanglihuranchuxianlesigezi。

【[fatiaomoling]fensehongtougui】:“dayechaju。”

shangdanjianjigenzhefachusigezi:“dayechaju。”

“????脸呢?”

骆森血压瞬间飙升。

wandayedezuipayudaoshenmeren?shangluerjibeidanchi,fayijudayechaju,zhonglutpsongliangci,yegenyijudayechaju。

dayeshenmedoumeigan,gangjinyouxi,liangtiaoxianjiuquandoubengle,haiyaobeiguo。

打野是你爹啊?

tashunjianjianggangcaideyiqiepaodaonaohou,kongzhibuzhuzijixinzhongdexiongxionghuoyan,pilipaladedazidao:“dayechaju?wokannimenlianggerenmogouyangde,zenmeyizhangzuijiuhaoxiangyaobadachangjipenchulaini?”

“kaijubudaosanfenzhong,xiaobingdoumeisiwannimenlianggejiaqilaijiusilesanci,yanjingjiuhaoxiangshibeilaomuzhudepiguduzhuyiyang,xiaonaoweisuoyejiusuanle,dachanggenxiaochangyeyiqijinhuameileshiba?”

“nimenyaoshiquemuaidehuawokeyijinimen,meibiyaoxiangxiaoshunnimayiyangzheiyangqusong,haidayechaju,dayezainaer?dayezaiyequjidiannimensiqudemother!”