踢馆醉汉折磨小姑子时,老公在大剧院陪情人第1章

第1章

wuguanchuangjinyiqunzuihantiguan,xiechilexiaoguzidangrenzhi。

tamensisuixiaoguzideyifu,shangxiaqishou。

shangyishi,sunjiaolianzhudongyingzhan,cuicuwoquzhaolaogongfuhuaichuan,zhiyintashiguanzhu,yeshiguanneiwulizhizuigaoderen。

wofeibenzhidajuyuan,bajijiangjinchangdefuhuaichuanzhuaihuiwuguan。

tajituiwumingtiguanzhe,chenggongjiuxialexiaoguzi。

ketadeqingrenzaidengtadetuzhong,beiliumangtuojinxiaoxiang,zhemozhisi。

tanaixindikaidaoxiaoguzi,gulitazouchuyinmai。

queqinshoubawosongjinleheishilieshouchang。

“nigehairenjing!woyaonijishiyuhehuairoushuzui!”

woshangchangneitian,tahexiaoguzixiaozhezuozaiguanzhongxiguzhang,qinyankanzhewobeilaohusichengsuipian。

zhonghuimingyunqishi,woxuanzebuquzhaota。

后来,他却悔疯了。

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“nimenfangkaiwo!wobushiwuguanderen!nimennatadangrenzhi,tacaishiguanzhangxifu!”

xiaoguzideshengyinrangworulinbingjiao。

jiajifuhuaichuanhou,woyizhibatadangqinmeimeiduidai。

dantayudaoweixiandediyifanying,jiushirangwotitashouzui。

她挣扎着冲我嘶吼:

“jiangshiyi,nilengzheganshenme!kuaijiuwoa!”

zuihanguanleyikoubaijiu,huangusizhou:

“ge~nimenwuguanlaoruobingcande,yebuguorucima!ganjinchulaiyingzhan,buranwojiunongsita!”

sunjiaolianduizhezuihandashenghechi:

“tiguanjiutiguan,qifunvrensuanzenmehuishi!”

他转过头对我说:

“xiaojiang,kuaiquzhaohuaichuan,tamenshilingshuangwuguanderen,yinggaishizheiciwulinzhengbashule,tedilaizhaochade。”

“nishunbianbaogejing,wojuedelaizhebushan。”

wozhanzaineimeidong,henshijiujiedizhangkou:

“keshisunjiaolian,jintianhuaichuanshuotaqingyeshiyukanbiaoyan,rangwobiedaraota......baojingdehua,huaichuankendingbuhuitongyide。”

tagangduodeguanjun,zheiyaoshichuanchuqu,tademingshengsuanshihuile。

人群里有人插话道:

“yaobushiwuguanqitajiaolianqudabisaile,feidebatamendadepigunniaoliu!”

sunjiaolianqueguanzhudao“ye”zheigexingshi,liansebiandehennankan。

“yejiashilaoguanzhudesiduitou,rujinlaoguanzhubuzaile,tayougentajiaohedaoyiqile。”

tiqiyejiawuguan,henduorenduiciqifenbuyi。

yejiaxianglaixiaozhangbahu,meishijiuxihuanqifuwomenwuguanderen。

kemeiciqilechongtu,fuhuaichuanzongshixiangzheyejia,rangzijirendasuiyachiwangduliyan。

“kexianzaibeixiechiderenshitaqinrena,tazongbunengweilebiedenvren,shizijiqinmeimeiyubuguba!”

“taiyinxianle!wohuaiyitamenshiguyichenzanmenguganjiaolianchuqudabisaicailaide!”

sunjiaolianyiliangangyi,renzhendao:

“不用管那些了。”

“xianzaiyourentiguan,woyebunengzuoshibuli,woqule,shengxiadenimenzijikanzhebanba。”

yourenyikansunjiaolianyaoshang,limajinghu:

“sunjiaoliannibunengqu!nishangcishoudetuishanghaimeihao,jiangjieshuoyaoshizaishoushang,nidetuijiuduanle!”

fuhuairouyitingsunjiaolianyaojiuta,bianchezhesangzihan:

“nimentingdaomeiyou,tamenyourenyingzhanle,fangkaiwoa!wogaosunimen,wogegenyejiawuguanguanxihao,niruguoqifuwo,yejiejieyehuitiwobaochoude!”

youxueyuanconghuanyiquchulai,shoulinalegedageda。

“nimenxianbieji,wojiguanzhudagedianhua。”

chenzhezheigongfu,yourenrenbuzhuchushenganweiwo:

“jiangjienibienanguo,guanzhuzhishixinxianjinghaimeiguo,dengtaguolezheizhenjiuxiangqinidehaole。”

woxiaolexiao,buzhikefou。

fuhuaichuanxiaoshihoubuxihuanxuewu,jiuquwodiedezhongyipudangxuetu。

wodieheshixiongqiaobushangta,tajiunulibeiyaofang,bianbieyaocai。

ketadaodibushixueyideliao,jiashangtadieyouzhaoshangmenlai,tayezhihaohuiqu。

kewodeyikexinquandouluozaitadeshenshang。

fuhuaichuanqiuquwodeshihou,wodiebutongyi,tajiuzaimenkouguilesantiansanye。

wodiemeisongkou,danwoxinruanle。

我跟他私奔了。

zineitianqi,wobiangendieheshixiongzaiyemeilelianxi。

taiqitoushi,xueyuandedianhuayijingbotong。

ketadeliansequeyuelaiyuenankan。

“guanzhushuomeimeiqushangxuelezenmekenengzaijia,tajintianyouhenzhongyaodeshiqingyaoban,yaoshiyijiebuyaowuliqunao,tahairangwogaosushiyijie,yigexiabuledandeji,jiubuyaozhanzhezhumudeweizhibufang。”

我替他补充。

“tajintianyaozaidajuyuanjiyeshiyuqiuhun。”

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“**!xinzhongguobushiyifuyiqizhima?tazheiyangzuoyoumeiyoubajiangjiefangzaiyanli!”

“keshi,jiangjiequeshijiajifugewuniandoumeishengchuhaizi......yenenglijieba。”

当然能理解。

yinweiwozaojiufaxianshengbulehaizishifuhuaichuandewenti。

woquantajiuyishitabuting,wojitaaoyaotayebuhe。

yituozaituozhixia,xianrujinjiusuanhuatuozaishi,yewufawanjiutajuesideshentile。

“xianzaizenmeban?womenyaobaojingma?”

dagedaneitouzaicichuanlaifuhuaichuanlengmodeshengyin:

“nimenyandehaitingxiangyang。”

“jirannimenneimepeihejiangshiyi......bujiushiyourentiguan?neijiushangbei,buranwuguanyangnimenzheiqunfeiwudongxiganshenme!”

tazheijuhua,rangbenlaihaiyifentianyingdejiaolianhexueyuanhanlexin。

孙教练摆摆手。

“bubibaojing,woshangba。”

tadabuxiangqianzouqu,zuoleqianli:

“fushiwuguansunjianlongqianlaitaojiao!”

youyigezuihanmulujifeng:

“nimenshangliangneimejiu,jiupailegelaobusidechulai?hehe,pashilianwoyizhaodoujiebule!”

baozhefuhuairoudenanrenzaitaxiongshangqialeyiba:

“nimenwuguanyemeishenmenadechushoudedongxi,jiunatadangcaitouba,sanjuliangsheng,sheiyingletajiushisheide。”

fuhuairouyijingkudemeiliqile。

tazhizhewo,xiaoshengchuoqi:

“nimennengbunengrangneigenvrengenwohuanyixia,wogeshuotazaichuangshangyousaoyoujian,kendinghuibanimensihoudehenshuangde!”

“duile,tahaihuiyi,nimenyouletayihouzaiyebuyongquyiguanle!”

sunjiaolianheqitarenlianshangfuxianchunaonuzhise。

有人小声吐槽:

“jiangjiepingshiduitaduohaoa,tazenmenengzheiyang!”

wozhidao,fuhuairouyizhibawodangchengwuguandemianfeiyishi,fuhuaichuanyishi。

jiuzaizheishi,yougexueyuanqiaoqiaotuilewoyiba。

dantameixiangdaowozaoyouzhunbei。

wozhuanguoshenyibazhangshanzaitadelianshang,nudao:

“xiangweinvrenchutoujiushangqianyingzhan,dangsuotouwuguizaibeihoutiaoshisuanshenmenanren!”

tashifuhuairoudeaimuzhe,pingshimeishaojitasongdongxi。

shangyishi,jiushitatuilewoyixia,rangduimiandezuihanyiweiwozhudongxianshen。

wobeitamenzhanjinbianyi,caichenzhekongdangtaolechuqu。

woyishanbuzheng,toufalingluan,beihenduorenzhizhidiandian。

fuhuaichuanjiandaowo,xianshiduiwojinxingyidunxiuru,caibuqingbuyuangenwohuilewuguan。

nanxueyuangengzhebozi,jiqiedajiao:

“nidoubeinanrengaoguowushucile,rangtamenwanwanzenmele!rouercaishiliusui,taderenshengcaiganggangkaishi!”

wohaiweikaikou,qitarenjiutiwomaqitalai。

“fuhuairoushinvren,jiangjiejiubushile?taizisile!”

“xianzaishiqingyijingfashengle,nandaohuanyigeshouhaizhejiujiejuele?”

“dele,douxiaotingdianba,jiaolianyijingchuzhaole。”

kanzheyilianfusijuexindesunjiaolian,woneixinwuweizachen。

fuhuaichuandedieshigegubanderen,dantaweirenzhengyi,enyuanfenming。

laoguanzhuqushihou,neixielaorenyedouzoudezousandesan。

weiyoujigehesunjiaolianyiyangchenglelaoguanzhuenqingderen,yizhijianshouzaizheili。

duimiannanrenshileyitaozuiquan,yinzheshenqianglizhuanghejingmeng,meijixiajiubasunjiaoliandadaozaidi。

sunjiaolianmoleyibazuijiaodexue,zhanleqilai。

“再来!”

“继续!”

“还可以!”

tadeshengyinconghongliangdaoshaya,rangwomendexinyeweizhizhandou。

zhidao“kaca”yisheng,sunjiaoliantuiguduanlie,tayeyingshengerdao。

zaizhongrenqianquchanfudeshihou,dagedalichuanlaifuhuaichuan**gaobai:

“shiyu,niyuanyijiajiwoma?”

yeshiyubingmeiyoudaying,ershiweinandao:

“huaichuange,niyijingyouqizile,nizheiyangzuo......duideqideshiyijiema?”

傅怀川急切解释:

“woheneigenvrenzhishibanlejiuxi,meiyougentalingzheng,tabushiwofalvyiyishangdeqizi!shiyu,womenqulingzhengba,wozheibeizizhixiangquni!”

“wojiangyizhenggefushiwuguanzuoweipinli!”

suizhetadehualuodi,sunjiaolianshuangshoukongzhibuzhudifadou,mouliyipianbeiliang。

bushiweiwo,ershiweilezheigetashoulejishiniandejia。

yourenxiangyaoliuchuqubaojing,quebeimenkouchuangrudelingshuangwuguanderenlanzhule。

haiyourenyibaduoguowoshoulijiexueyuandedageda,shuaidefensui。

“dabuyingjiuyaobanjiubing,zheijiushinimenfushiwuguandebenshi?”

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fuhuairoudeaimuzhelianhejigexueyuan,xiangyaojiangfuhuairoujiuxia。

fanerbeiduifangchajue,jigerendoubeitidelaoyuan。

youyigezuihanniezhefuhuairoudexiaba,quebeifuhuairouyaoleyikou。

neirenchitong,henhenjilefuhuairouyibazhang。

tayuexiangyueqi,shenshoubianjinletadeyifu,sichurounie。

fuhuairoudeaimuzheqideshuangyantonghong:

“bushisanjuliangshengma!nimenhaibunengqifuta!”

neirenchixiao,dangjisikaifuhuairoudeyifu,rangtadeshentibaoluzaizhongrenyanli。

“nijishenme?wobuguoshishoudianlixi。”

tamenyiqunnanrenbafuhuairouweidetuantuanzhuan,shangxiaqishou。

turanyouyigerenxiaoshengtixing:

“nimenhaoxiangzhuacuorenle,guzhuyaoqiuzhuafuhuaichuandelaopo,nimenzhuachengtameimeile!”

“heng,duodadianshi!fanzhengdoushifuhuaichuanderen,womenganmafangzhenianqingnvrenbuyaoyaolaonvren!”

shudi,congmenkouchuanlaiyishengguzuoweiyandenansheng。

“nimendouweizaizheiganshenme?”

凌霜馆主笑着应和:

“shifuguanzhuhuilailea,womentingshuoninale‘wuwang’minghao,tediqianlaizhuhe。”

yeshiyuzaikanjianbeiweizhudenvrenshi,wuchunjianjiao:

“tianna,neibuhuishishiyijieba,tazenmehuibeinongchengzheiyang!”

fuhuairoubuzhecunlv,youyinwannongtadenanrendoushidalaocu,shenshangqingyikuaiziyikuai,shenshiciyan。

fuhuaichuanbuxiedipieleyiyan:

“langdangjianfu,dangzhezheimeduorenmianqianfasao,zheizhongnvrenjiugailaqujinzhulong!”

fuhuairouxiufenditaiqitou。

“哥,你说什么?”

fuhuaichuantongkongzhousuo,buganzhixindidingzheta。

“rourou,zenmehuishini!”

woshishichuxianzaitademianqian,buzhudimolei:

“huaichuan,nizhongyuhuilaile,womendoudengnihaojiule,womenxianzaishuleyiju,yaoshizaishuyiju,huairoujiuyaobeitamendaizoule。”

傅怀川一把推开我。

tachongguoqubaozhufuhuairou,kouzhongninan:

“zenmehuishini,zenmekenenghuishini......”

wodangranzhidaotadeyisi,yinweizheisuoyoudeyiqiedoushitashejide。

tazhaoshanglingshuangwuguan,rangtamenchenwuguanmeirenshitiguan。

haiyaoqiutamen**wo,gaodewoyuenankanyuehao。

tahuizaijuyuanqiuhunchenggong,yizaorendianwuweiyouxiuqiwohou,yingquyeshiyujinmen。

zheiyiqie,doushiwobeirengjinlieshouchangqian,qinkoutingtashuode。

ketaliangshidoumeicaidao,lingshuangwuguanshitufeichushen,yixiangsuixingerwei,congbujiangdaoyi。

yinweifuhuairoupiaoliang,tamenjiuxuanleta。

jiezhe,lingshuangguanzhuqingleqingsang,zhuchidao:

“bisaijixuba,wodaoyexiangkankan,womenlingshuangbiqinimenfushi,nengchaduoshao。”

takouzhongqianxu,mouliqueyipianhuian。

fuhuaichuanqingjinbaoqi,mengditiaoshangbiwutai:

“fushiwuguanfuhuaichuan,sheilai!”

fuhuaichuanjinengdabaizhongduowuguanchengweiwuwang,shiliziranshiburongxiaoqude。

ketaquewangle,tadechenggongyouwodeyiban。

wojitapaoyaoyu、**、shutongjinmai,yanzhizuiyouxiaodediedagao,zhaoguwuguandeliliwaiwai,rangtawuhouguzhiyou。

bishi,wuguandexueyuantoutoutaopao,shengxiadejiaolianyebeidadewuzhaojiazhili。

在他专心对敌时。

fuhuairoubeitamentuodaojiaoluo,wuzhukoubi,siyiqiling。

zaiwodehaoxintixingxia,tafaxianleyanyanyixidefuhuairou。

tafalefengsidechongjinrenqun,jiusuanbeiliqihuaposhoubeidouhaobuzaiyi。

erhou,fuhuaichuanbaozhefuhuairouyibubuzoudaowodemianqian,lishengchize:

“jiangshiyi,nijiushizheimezhaogurouroudema?”

woyizheng,xuanjixiaoshenghuida:

“shiniburangwodaraonideheshiyude......erqiebaojingdehua,duinibaihaierwuyili。”

talenglengdao:“wobushishuodezheige!”

“rourouzaorenwuru,nishenweisaozi,nandaobuyinggaizhudongxianshentitajiejuemafanma!rouroutacaishiliusui,tapoleshenzizheibeizijiuhuile!”

“ernizheizhongnvren,jiusuanweitaersi,yeshisideqisuo!”

wowenyanqingmiedixiaolexiao。

wodexiaochedijinuleta,tazhuanguoshenduishenhoudezuihanyiziyijudao:

“nimengangcaimeiwangouba,zheiliyougenvren,tazhudongyaopeinimenhao、hao、wan!”

xiayimiao,muluyinxiedenanrenchongwopulai。

zheishi,congmenkouchuanchuyidaolenglielisheng。

“wokansheiganqifuwoshimei!”