suyumoheouyangxuehenkuaijiubianlikaifangjian,jiangchentianhelinmiaohanerrenduziliuzaiwuzili。
gunanguanvgongchuyishi,ganchailiehuoziranshizaisuonanmian。
yifanyunyuguohou,linmiaohanmiansechaohong,jingpilijieditanzaichuangshang。
kechentianqueyiranshenglonghuohu,fangfosuishikeyizaizhanjilunside。
linmiaohanxiuhongbuyi,shenshouqingqingcongchentianxiongkouhuaguo,jiaochenyishengdao:“xiangbudaonizheigexiaoshazijingranzheimelihai!wozenmejuezheniyidianeryebusha?”
tayishuangmeimouzhigougoudingzhechentiandeshuangyan,fangfoxiangyaocongtashensuideyanshenzhizhongyitanjiujing。
jiuzaizheishi,chentiandunshiliezuierxiaodao:“sao……saosao,wohaixiang……haixiang……”
kanzhechentianzheifushayang,linmiaohanyanshenzhizhongshanguoyimowanxi,yaotouzichaoyishengdao:“wozhenshixiangduole,tadouchishasannianle,youzenmehuiyinweigenwoshuiyijuejiuhaole?”
takanzhechuangdanshangneiyimoxianhong,nanmianyouxiexiuse,qishenchuanhaoyifu,huangmangshuodao:“xiaotian,congxianzaikaishiwomenjiushimingfuqishidefuqile,buguoneishiertaipinfanduinibuhao,nikeshichenjiadedumiao,jiusuanyaoyanxuxianghuoyebunengtaiguocaolao,jintianxiandaozheili……”
chentianxinxiang:haha,dasaozhenyouyisi,fenmingshibeiwonongdebuxingle,haiyaozhaojiekoushuoweiwokaolv,buguotahaizhenshikeaia!
buguochentianmeiyoubiaoxianchulai,ershiguaiqiaodiantoudao:“hao……saosao,nishuoshenmejiushi……shenme。”
linmiaohanpielechentianyiyan,yibenzhengjingdijiuzhengdedao:“womenyijingshifuqile,nibunengzaijiaowosaosaole,dehuangechenghu!”
chentianxintouyijidong,benxiangtuokouerchuhansheng“laopo”,keyouxiangdaozijibunengbiaoxianchuhuifushenzhi,bianjishijiangneilianggezitunlehuiqu。
taguzuomengbidimolemohounaoshao,mingzhiguwendao:“nei……neiwogaijiaosaosaoshenme?”
“bendan!dangranshijiaolaopola!”
linmiaohanzuishangsuimaleyijubendan,quewuzeguaizhiyi,fanershenchuyuzhiqingqinganleanchentiandeetou,manlianchongnizhise。
zaixingguofuqizhishizhihou,errenxinzhongduibicidoumengshengleyigunannvzhijianduyoudeqingsu。
ruguoshuolinmiaohanqichudayingweichenjiayanxuxianghuozhishiyinweizhongqingzhongyidehua,neimejingguogangcaideyunyu,tayijingdasuanjiangshenxindouchedijiaojichentian!
“老婆!”
陈天喊得可甜。
linmiaohanlianjiaweihong,zuijiaozhibuzhudishangyang,qingqingdiantoudayingxialai:“ng……”
jiandaolinmiaohanzheijiaoxiuzitai,rangchentianrenbuzhuxiangyaoduozhuonongtayifan。
“laopo!laopolaopolaopo!laopolaopo!woyoulaopola!hahahaha!wozhongyuyoulaopola!”
chentianfangfoyigetianzhenlanmandezhitong,weizhelinmiaohanyibianzhuanquan,yibianbuduanhanzhelaopo!
sihushibumanzuyujinjinzhizaifangjianlidahan,tayibianhanzheyibianchongxialelou,yindechenjiadeguanjia,chuzi,haiyouyuandingdoushiyizhenyaran。
“ai,dashaoyeershaoyesanshaoyequandouzhansile,zanmenjiaxiaoshaoyeyoushigeshazi,chenjiazhenshiluomolea!”
“kebushima,xiaoshaoyezheiyang,jibianlinjia、sujia、ouyangjianeijiweiqianjinzhenyuanyiweitashenghaizi,keshazishengchulaidehaizi,nengshizhengchangrenma?”
“xu……nimenxiaoshengdian,chenlaoyezigangshoulezheimedadeciji,yaoshizairangtatingjiannimenbeihoushuoxiaoshaoyehuaihua,xiaoxinqiannuyunimen!”
chenjiadepurenmenjianghuazhishi,bingweikeyibixian。
bijingzaitamenyanzhong,chentianzaojiushigeshazile,jiusuantingdaoshenme,yebuhuigenpangrenshuo。
shuolepangrenyeweibihuixin!
suoyitamencairucisiwujidan。
shubuzhi,chentiantingjianzheixiexiarenmendehua,xinzhongweiweiyaotouxiaolexiao,buzuorenhejieshi。
tarenxiaowotaifengdian,woxiaotarenkanbuchuan!
buyihui,linmiaohanyijinghuanhuileneishenheisexiushenxiaoxifu,chuanzhebantoudeheisi,caizheyishuanghualuntiannugaogenxiezoulexialai。
tajingzhilaidaochentianshenbian,gangxiangkaikouhan“xiaotian”,huranyishidaozijiyinggaigaikoule。
“xiao……laogong,jinwanyunchengyougecishanwanyan,daoshihouzhenggeyunchengdequanguidouhuidaochang,tingshuohaiyoucongshengchenglaidedalao,woxiangqucanjiawanyan,ruoshinenggenshengchengdalaodashangxian,shuobudingnenggoubangzanmenchenjiaxunsujueqi!woxiangdainiyiqiqu!”
linmiaohanshanjierenyidishuodao。
tingzhejiaoqidehuayu,chentianxinzhongyizhengandong,meixiangdaorenjiagangguomen,jiuyijingshiyikouyige“womenchenjia”le,xianranyijingjiangzijidangzuolezijiaren。
haimeidengchentianhuihua,linmiaohanyouzichaoyishengdao:“wozhensha,chadianwanglegennishuozheixieniyetingbudong,buguomeiguanxi,laogong,wozixunguoyiweishenyi,tashuonizheiyangdeqingkuangzuihaoduochuquzoudongzoudong,zheiyangyouzhuyuhuifushenzhi,dengshenyicongguowaihuilai,wodiyishijianqingtaweinizhenzhi!genwoqucishanwanyanba,woqingnichitang!”
“haoye!haoyehaoye!woyaochitang!laopo,woxihuanchitang!”chentianhuranyidun,xuanjimanlianxiuhongdao:“yexihuanlaopo……”
kanjianchentiandeshayang,jiulianchenjiadexiarenmenyefenfenluchu“xiaoshaoyemeijiule”delianminshenqing。
weiyoulinmiaohan,naixindiwanqitadeshou,daitazuoshanglezijineiliangbaisemashaladi!
ershifenzhonghou,baisemashaladitingzaiyunchengdihaodajiudianmenkou。
dihaodajiudianshiyunchengzuidingjidejiudian,jiashangliuyuanqiangheliutianyufuziliangweijinwandecishanwanyandasixuanchuanzaoshi,cikejiudianwaitingmanlegesegeyangdehaoche!
binli,maibahe,jiazhanglinken,laosilaisi……yizhonghaoche,jianzhirutongdingjichezhan!
linmiaohanyishuangguozheheisidexingganzhangtuicongbaisemashaladishangfangxiadeyishunjian,dunshixiyinlewushushixian。
tadejueserongyanhenitianshencai,zuyilingrenheyigenanrenchedifengkuang!
kedangfujiashizuoshangdechentianyilianshaxiangdixiachehou,dunshirangzaichangsuoyourendadieyanjing!
“woqu,zheimejipindeniuer,zenmegenlezheimeyige……kanqilaidaidaidejiahuo?”
“hehe,nibuzhidaoleba?neixiaozikeshizanmenyunchengdedamingren!chenjiadexiaoshaoye!sannianqianbeirentouxi,huailenaozi!”
“made,zhenshiyiduoxianhuachazainiufenshang,wei,meinv,shuailezheigeshazi,genwohuijiaba!”
mianduilurendeeryu,linmiaohandehuiyingshifenjiandancubao、
tazhijiedangzhesuoyourendemian,shenqingdiwenlechentiandezuichun,zhihoulazhechentiandeshoukuaibuzoujindihaojiudian,liuxiayigegedayandengxiaoyandeweiguanqunzhong!