第5章
“nizenmele，guojie。”
ketingwai，yimingdabanjingzhifutaidenvzizoulejinlai。
dantakandaobaojiaozhitiaodenanzishi，liansedunshiyihan。
tazoudaofuananshenqian，yangshoujiushiyibazhang。
fuananwuzhelian，tameiyouliaodaojinlaizheinvrenhuiturandongshou，tachuimou，jueqiangzheburangyanleiliuchu。
“ma，wojintianjiuyaozaizhei，dasinei**！”jiaoguojiedenanzitiaoleqilai，yilianxionghen。
dalefuananyierguanghou，neifutainvlianshangdenusexiaoshi，taiyanhuifuleciqiandeyongrong，taduizhefuananwenhedao：“baoqian，gangshiwojile，wojiaoshenqin，shisiyande…houma，zheishisiyandedidi，huoguojie。”
fuananzhidaogusiyanyougehoumagengetongfuyimudedidi，danxiangbudaotahuiyizheizhongfangshihetamenjianmian。
ertayezhongyuzhidaoshenqinshisheile。
yinzaierlouqiangjiaodegusiyanzhoujinmeitou，yousuideyanmouzhujiananchen。
zheinvrengangbushitingnengduoma？
shenqinyilai，jiuganyuanbeishanerguang，haizhenshizhongxin。
xiangdaozheili，tayanzhongranqileyisinuhuo。
shenqinqianzhetadeshou，jixudao：“niganglaigujia，youbudongdedifangjiuwenwo，ayikannijiuganjuetouyuan，womenjiasiyanaxinggeguguai，youqishihuirongzhihou，tadepiqiyufachale，niduodandaiyixie。”
fuanankanzheyanqianzheigeheyanyuesedenvren，xinzhongyizhenhanliang，zheinvrenbianliankeshizhenkuai，ruobushizijilianshanghai**ladetengzhe，zhipazijihuijiangtadangchengyimingheaikeqindeayi。
fuananmeiyouchusheng，ershibudongshengsedetuihoulejibu。
taxingzisuiranpianruo，danzheibingbudaibiaotashigeshazi，tabuhangbubeidao：“wozhangfuduiwotinghaode。”
shenqinyannengtingbuchutahuazhongdeyisilai，fuananzheishixiantaduoguanxianshi，tameiyubuyouzizhudeweiweininglening，yanzhongyinmeileyisinuhuo，zheifuanandangzhenbushihaodai。
erloudegusiyanmosuozheshouzhangguaizhang，meiyanweitiao，jiuliantazijidoubuzhidaodeshi，tajingranhuijuedetadehuagewaideshuner。
shenqinlengzheyanmoukanxiangzheigefujiayangnv，jiranbushitaiju，neijiubieguaitaxinhen。
“nige**，zhenshibushitaiju，jiusuanshinineigecanfeilaogongjiandaowomadouyaobigongbijingde，nijiwodengzhe，wochizaodasini！”huoguojiekouwuzhelandeweixieta。
fuananningjinleshouzhi，takansirouruo，shizeneizhishibiaoxiang。
zhenzhengshuxitaderendouzhidao，tajiushiyitoujuelv，renzhundeshiqingsheidoulabuhuilai，tayoushouyongliqiazhuzuoshouzhangxinderou，poshizijilengjing。
tashuangmuqingche，qingshengshuodao：“zheimeshuolai，gujiaxianzaidangjiazuozhuderenshiayininge？”
huoguojieyiting，youxiedeyiyangyangdedao：“neishi......”
haimeidengtashuowan，shenqinturanhechidao：“guojie，bizui！”
hechiwanhuoguojiehou，shenqinshangxiadaliangleyifanfuanan，youyisi，zheifuanankanqilairourouruoruo、weiweisuosuode，yuanlaizheidoushijiaxiang。
yipangdehuoguojiewojinquantou，yaoyaqiechi，“fuanannidengzhe，laozichizaoyouyitiandasini。”
“buyongchizao，nixiangyaojiuxianzai。”
yishenglvedaishayadenongyincichuanfuanandeermo。
tahuitou，qiaojiangusiyanlengmodezhuzheguaizhangxialelouti。
fuananzhijuezijidexinxiangbeidaicidezhangbianchouleyixia，jiulianhuxidouyoulejifenkunnan。
zheijiushizijideshenbianren？
shenqinyibazhangmeirangtaliuchuleilai，dangusiyanzheiyijuhua，querangtaxintongrujiao，yanmoushenchugengshiyipianchaoshi。
“dagehaodafang，neiwojiubukeqishouxiale。”huoguojietianzhezui，chaofuananzouqu。
“zoukai。”fuananchangshizhetuikaihuoguojie，quefaxiangenbentuibudong，huoguojieshenshoubianyaofuxiangtaxinendelianjia。
gusiyanwuyipiaojianta，simuxiangdui。
tajueqiangdeyanshen，rangtamomingqimiaoxinlifamen，yanmouyuejiayinchen。
“meidameixiao。”zhanzaiyipangguanchadeshenqin，zoushangqianpaikaihuoguojiedeshou。
“guojiejiuxihuankaiwanxiao，anannibuyaojianguai。”tazuoqiheshilao，xiaoshenganweidao。
“ma，nizhidaowoshizhen......”
“xingle。”shenqinbunaifandaduanta，taitouguanqiedao：“siyan，lianshangdeshanghaodianmei，shentikehailisuo，zhunbeiduojiuhuigongsishangban？”
“sibule。”gusiyanlenglengkaikou。
“neihaoba，dengniwanquanhaole，ayizaibagongsijiaojiniguanli，nikanzenmeyang？”shenqinwunaidao。
gusiyanzuijiaoweiweishangtiao，luchuleyisichaofeng，tameiyoushuohua，zhuanshenbianlikai，dengtawanquanhaohou，zaibagongsiguanliquanjita？
这就是个笑话！
zheiyijiazihenbudezijigankuaiqusi，weidebujiushigujiadechenhuijituanma？
shenqindenglehuoguojieyiyan，niutouduifuanandao：“anan，nengmafannisongxiaayima？”