第1章
“tianlin，wojinianpaileyimenhunshi，yingqusongjiadaxiaojiesongqingxue！”
donghaishizhoujia，bieshuketingdangzhong，jiazhuzhouguangyuanbunuziweidexuanbu，yuqiburongzhiyi。
zhoutianlindunshicuoe，songqingxuegentatanggezhouzhipengyouhunyue，suanshitadesaozi。
“jingranrangwodaititangge，gensongqingxuejiehun，zheibushirangwoqusaozima？”
“woyixinqiuxianwendao，bukaolvernvsiqing，zheimenhunshiwobutongyi！”
zhouguangyuanyanlidehedao：“shenmerangniqusaozi，huyanluanyu，nigeyijinggensongqingxuejiechuhunyue。”
“nizhengzhengwozaijialiwunian，buxuewushu，meitianshenshentaotaodexiuxian，hunchidengsi，douchengshenjingbingle，haiburufeiwu，nagenvrenkenjiajini？”
“wojinianpaihunshi，quanshiweilenihao，butongyiyedetongyi，meiyoushangliangdeyudi，wogensongjiayijingtanhaole，jinkuaijiehun。”
zhoutianlinhenxianggaosuershu，tazhendeshizaixiuxian，kuxiuwunian，rujinyijingyousuochengjiu。
dantazhiqianshuoxiuxianshi，huanlailesuoyourendechaoxiao，doujuedetashishenjingbing。
“kuangqie，songqingxuedefumuduiniyouen，xianzaishinibaoendeshihoule。”
queqiedeshuo，shisongqingxuedemuqinduizhoutianlinyouen，cengjiuguotayiming。
zheifenenqing，tashizhongjizaixinli，zhishiyizhimeijihuibaoda。
danyebunengweilebaoen，yingqusongqingxueba！
tayiwendao：“tanggezenmehuigensongqingxuejiechuhunyue，feirangwoqu？”
zhouguangyuandeshenseyouxieganga，qingkeliangsheng：“songqingxuezuijinchulechehuo，hunmibuxing，xuyaoxiuyangyiduanshijiancainengzhiyusuxing。”
“nitanggejuedegentabazibuhe，danwozhaorenkanguo，tagennidebazihenhe，jueduiwangfu，suoyiwozuozhu，huanchengrangniyingqu。”
“songqingxuebujinzhangdepiaoliang，haishiyuanjinwenmingdecainv，ruofeifashengleyiwai，genbenlunbudaoni。”
狗屁的八字不合！
zhoutianlinyagenbuxin，caicesongqingxuekendingshangdehenzhong，meizhunzaiyexingbuguolaile。
fouzexiangsongqingxueneizhongmeimaoyucaihuabingcundejuesemeinv，tanggebukenengfangqi。
ruotanengjiuxingsongqingxue，yesuanshibaodalesongqingxuemuqincengjingduitadejiumingzhien，hainengjiechuhunshi。
xiangdaozhei，zhoutianlindangjiqishen，xiangmenwaizouqu。
“zhanzhu，shiqingmeitanwanni，niquganshenme？”zhouguangyuanlihedao。
“我去宋家。”
“hunxiaozi，zuishangshuobuqu，shentidaotingchengshi，haimeifeiwudaobujinnvsededibu。”
zhouguangyuanwuyiweizhoutianlinbeishuotongle，luchulaohulidejianxiao。
tajizhoutianlinanpaihunshi，qishiyouzijideruyisuanpan。
zhoutianlinziyoufumushuangwang，dantashizhangfangzhangsun，anzhaozhoujiadejiagui，jianglaiyaojichengzhangguanzhoujiasuoyoudechanye。
zhouguangyuankebuxiangbaruodadejiayejiaojiyigefeiwu，kendingyaorangtaerzizhouzhipengjieguan。
jizhoutianlinjiehunchengjia，shixiangyongzheijianshirangtazishiqili，batatichuzhoujia。
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yidongercengbieshu，woshidangzhong。
yimingwuguanjingzhi，rujingdiaoxizhuoyishupinbandejuesemeinv，jinbishuangyan，tangzaichuangshang，rutongdengdaiwangzijiangqiwenxingdeshuimeiren，zhengshisongqingxue。
pangbianzuozheyimingfengyunyoucundezhongniannvren，zhengzaiaishengtanqi，tashisongqingxuedemuqinlisuqin。
“furen，zhoutianlinlaile，shuoyaojiandaxiaojie。”yimingyongrenchuxianzaimenwai，xiaoxinyiyideshuodao。
lisuqintoudoumeihui，aitandao：“rangtajinlaiba！”
piankehou，zhoutianlinzoujinwoshi，zixikanlejiyanchuangshangdesongqingxue，xunwendao：“ayi，songqingxuedeqingkuangzenmeyangle？”
lisuqinzhongzhongtanlekouqi，manmianaichoudao：“tashangdehenyanzhong，yijinghunmilianggeyuele，zhaolehenduomingyizhuanjia，doubujianhao。”
“yishengyijingquezhen，tabianchenglezhiwuren，jihumeixiwangsuxingle。”
ershuneizhilaohuli，guoranzaipianwo！
zhoutianlinanmayiju，zuishanganweidao：“ayi，nibietaishangxinle，woxueguoyishu，youbawojiangqingxuejiuxing，rangwoshishiba！”
“ninengjiuxing？”lisuqinmanliandebuxinren。
zhoutianlinshenmeqingkuang，tahenqingchu，jiushigebuxuewushudeshenjingbing，meitianzuanyanzenmexiuxian，naoziyouwenti。
tahuizhibing，guidoubuxin！
danlisuqinweirenxinshan，youxiehuabubianmingshuo，yaotouwanjudao：“nidehaoyiwoxinlingle，haishisuanleba。”
“xianzaimashenyimeitianjiqingxuezhenjiuzhiliao，yijingpairenquqingle，gujikuaidaole，youtazai，qingxuehuihaoqilaide，”
zhoutianlinjianlisuqinyagenbuxinziji，gaibiancelvedao：“ayi，nengbunengrangwodandugenqingxuedaihuier？qingxueyaojiajiwole，woxiangpeitashuoshuohua。”
“好吧！”
lisuqindiantoudaying，zhanqishen，zoulechuqu，qingqingguanshanglefangmen，meiyujianyanshibuzhudechouxu，qingxuehaizhenshimingkuni。
benlai，songqingxuegenzhouzhipengdingxiahunyue，jiushiyichangshangyelianyin，bingfeiganqing，tayebuxihuanzhouzhipeng。
songjiahezhoujiadouxiangzaijijiangjubandeyiyaodahuishangduokui，danliangjiadeshilibugou，zhinenglianhedaoyiqi，caiqiangposongqingxuegenzhouzhipengdinghun，jinxingshangyelianyin。
rujinsongqingxuebianchengzhiwuren，zhouzhipengxianqidetuihun，songjiajixubatadangchengliyongdegongju，gaijiajilezhoutianlin。
lisuqinsuiranxintengnver，dantalaogongqushidezao，tagefudaorenjia，jibianfandui，yemeiyong。
fangjianneibiandeanjing，zhoutianlinzuozaichuangbian，jiangshoudazailesongqingxuedeshouwanchu，jinxingbamai。
taxiuxianwunian，bingfeixialiande，ershiyoushifuzhidao。
shifubujinchuanshouletaxiuxingzhifa，haichuanshouleyishu、danyao、fulu、daofadenggezhongbenshi。
piankehou，zhoutianlinzhenduanchulesongqingxuedewentisuozai，naobushoudaolezhongchuang，shentiduochushenjingshousun。
erqie，tahaiyoujingxidefaxian。
“meixiangdaosongqingxuejingranshiwuxinglingtizhongdeshuilingzhiti，baochizhewanbizhishen，ruojieweidaolv，kendingnengzhuwotishengxiuwei，tupojindan。”
“woshijiangcuojiucuoyingqutani？haishijianshoudixianni？”
rujinshimofashidai，lingqixibo，xiuxiannanrudengtian。
zhoutianlinjingguoshifuzhidian，kuxiuwunian，yishizhujidianfeng，xiangyaojinshengjindanjing，bidengtianhaikunnan，xuyaojiezhuwailicaixing。
xunzhaotizhishiwuxinglingtidenvzi，xishoutamentineidexiantianlingqi，keyizhuzhoutianlinchengjiujindan。
“xianbatajiuxing，zhihoushijianheshile，zaiwenwentaduihunshishishenmeyijianba，bijingganqinghaideliangqingxiangyue。”
zhoutianlindigujiju，fuzhesongqingxuezuoleqilai，tuodiaotashenshangdesichoushuiyi，yijuruyangzhiyubanderehuojiaoquchengxian。
mirendefengguangjinxianwuyi，wanmeidewuketiaoti。
zhoutianlinyishikandaile，shenchushou，huanhuancouleguoqu……