第4章
huoyunjixianshimeitouyicu，suijilengchiyisheng，
“故意刺激我？”
nanjinlimafengkuangyaotou，“wojueduimeiyouzheigeyisi！”
menwaichuanlaijicudejiaobusheng，nanjinzhidaozijibunengjiuliu，shizhenxiangdedongjingnaodezheimeda，kendinghuiyougengduoderenganlai，tayaoganjintuoshen，bunengbeishizhenxiangfaxianduanni。
takanzhehuoyunjishuo：“dashu，nizhangdezheimehaokan，wobuxiangshanghaini，niganjinfangwozouba。”
huoyunjixiazhangdemouzimiqi，suijilengxiaochusheng，
“niyiweininengshanghaidaowo？！”
nanjinyanjiaoshanguoyimojiaoxia，“duibuzhuledashu！”
tahualuoxunsutaiqishoucixianghuoyunjidehounaoshao，huoyunjimeixinyijin，minruideduokainanjindegongji。
keyinzhenhaishihuaguojifu，bojingchuchuanlaitengtonggan。
huoyunjimoleyixiashangkou，zaikanshouzhi，zhifushangyoudandandexueji。
huoyunjikanxiangnanjin，yanshenyiweishenzhang。
zheigeshijieshangnengshangdaotaderenbingbuduo，hekuanghaishigenvren！
nanjinquezhoulemeitou，tabendasuanbarennongyunsijiertao，meixiangdaohuishibai，tameixinyijin，zaicichushou......
pilipaladong......
liangfenzhonghou，nanjinbeihuoyunjisisideyazaichuangshang。
huoyunjizhuazhutadeshuangshoujuguotouding，
“shuo，sheipainilaide？！”
yigeshenshouzheimehaodenvren，yizhichanzheta，pabuzhishigouyintazheimejiandan！
nanjinzheixiazichedihuangle，made，yujiangaoshoule！
dabuguoyoupaobudiao，taganjinxiangfazi。
“wo......”“wa”deyishengkuqilai。
huoyunjiweimeng，cuzhemeitoujinggao，“buxuku！”
nanjindeyanleihualaladewangxiadiao，“womeiku，wuwuwuwu......”
huoyunjiheilian，“woshuole，buxuku！”
nanjin：“wo......wozhenmeiku。”yanleifengkuangwangxialiu。
huoyunji：“......kuyemeiyong，shuo，sheipainilaide？！”
nanjinweiqubaba，“meirenpaiwolai。”
huoyunjiqiazhutadexiaba，yanshenshenren，“ganzaiwomianqiansahuang，nishihuoniwailema？！”
nanjingengweiqule，zhenmeirenpaitalaia！
“womeihuoniwai，wojinniancai20sui，wohaixianghuodaoyibaisuini，wuwuwu......”
huoyunjimuguanglingli，“wozaijinizuihouyicijihui，shuo，daodishisheipainilaide？！”
“womeiyousahuang，zhenmeirenpaiwolai，wo......”
xiabachudeliduturanjiazhong，nanjindouyaotengkule，taganjingaikoushuo：“shizhenxiang！”
“史珍香？”
“dui！shishizhenxiangpaiwolaide！”
shishizhenxiangrangtalaizheierxiangqinde，suoyishuoshishizhenxiangpaitaguolaide，meicuoba？！
huoyunjicumei，“shizhenxiangshishei？”
南今：“我后妈！”
huoyunji：“tapainiguolaiganshenme？”
nanjin：“gouyinnanren。”
huoyunjilenghengyisheng，yifukantouleyiqiedebiaoqing，
“wojiuzhidaonishilaigouyinwode，shuo，tarangnilaigouyinwodemudeshishenme？！”
nanjinmengleyixia，ganjinjieshi，
“tabushirangwogouyinnide，tashirangwolaigouyinqitananrende！”
“neiniweishenmebuqugouyinbieren，erpaolaigouyinwo？”
南今头秃，
“dashu，wozhenmeiyougouyinni！wofashi，woyaoshigouyinnile，jiurangwopangsanshijin！ranhoulianshangbaodou，yigeyuexiabuquhaihuiliudouyindeneizhong！”
huoyunjikanxiangnanjindexiaoshou。
nanjinsuizhetadeshixiankan，gangademinminchun，ganjinba‘ok’deshoushihuanchengfashideshoushi，youshuo：
“ruguowozhengouyinnile，hairangwozheibeizijiabuchuqu！”
huoyunji：“......”
nanjinyouweiqubabadeshuo：
“dashu，woshizhendemeiyougouyinni，qiunirangwozouba，wojiushigepuputongtongdexuesheng，woyouburenshini，zenmekenenghuigouyinnini？！”
huoyunjinizheta，yandaikaojiu，“puputongtongdexuesheng，shenshouzheimehao？”
nanjinyoukaishiyanxile，leiyanmenglong，kelianchuchu，
“dashu，nibuzhidao，wocongxiaojiumeilema，qindiebuxihuanwo，houmayanfanwo，xiaopengyoumenhaizongqifuwo，wozheishenshoudoushixiaoshihougenbierendajialianchulaide，woyaoshimeidiangongfu，zaojiubeidasile，wuwu......”
“dashunijiukeliankelianwofangwozouba，womingtianhaiyoukaoshi，wojintianruguobuzaodianhuiqufuxi，wokendinghuikaobujigede！
woyaoshikaobujigele，wobahehoumahuidawo，laoshihuixianqiwo，tongxuehaihuixiaohuawo，pengyouhaihuiyuanliwo，wuwuwu......yaoshineiyangzi，wohaiburuqusilea！”
huoyunjiyitingjiuzhidaotazaiyanxi，gangyaobunaifandezhiwenshenmetadeshoujijiuxiangle。
tapieleyiyandachuangshangdeshouji，tengchuyizhishoujieting，“shuo。”
“shaoye，yijingdiaochaguole，tajiaonanjin，shinanjiaerxiaojie，jushuoshigexiaoshazi，tajintiandequeshiqujiudianxiangqinde，xiangqinfangjianjiuzaininneiyiceng1208haofang。”
huoyunjiwenyanmizhemouzikanxiangnanjin。
她，小傻子？
倒像个戏精！
huoyunjicaibuguantashabusha，zhiyaobushichongtalaidejiuxing。
他松开她，
“yihoubuxuzaiwoyanpizidixiahuang，yaoshizairangwokandaoni，juebuqingrao！gun！”
nanjinwenyanganjindaoxie，“xiexiedashu，wozuihuigunle，wozheijiugun！”
kenanjinhaimeiqishen，“dong”deyishengxiang，fangmenturanbeirenzhuangkai，
“buxudong！doubuxudong！”
zheihuierhuoyunjihaizainanjinshenshangyazhe，zishihenaimei。
nianqingjingchaburenshihuoyunji，jianciqingjinglengshengshuo：
“yourendadianhuajubaonimenzaizheierjinxingyousejiaoyi，doubazhengjiannachulai！”
huoyunjizhouzhoumeitou，youkanxiangnanjin，shunjianmingbailetaweishenmehuiwentabuzaipaichusuo。
呵！
她报警了！
nanjinyelengleyixia，cao！
banqishitouzadaozijidejiaole？！
taganjinjieshi，“jingchashushu，nimenwuhuile，wohezheiweixianshengyagenjiuburenshi！”
zhengyaokaikoushuohuadehuoyunji，“......”
这女人是猪吗？！
zheigeshihounengshuoburenshi？
xiayimiaojingchajiuyiweishenzhangdekanzhenanjinshuo：
“burenshicaigengkeyi！nijianguoduoshaochulaizuofeifajiaoyideshishuren？”
nanjinyanjingyideng，wuyule！
yaoshishuorenshi，hainenghungenannvpengyou，chengnianqinglvkaifangyoubufanfa！
keshihuxiangburenshideyinanyinvdawanshangchuxianzaiyijianfangli，kendingkeyi！
jintianchumenmeidainaozima？！
她又赶紧解释说：
“jingchashushu，nimenshizhenwuhuile，taneimelao，wozheimexiao，wobukenengduitaxiadequshoua！”
jingcha：“......”
tahenlao？kanshangqubuguosanshieryi！
nanjinyoushuo：“erqiewojiusuanshiyaozhao，woyehuizhaowudishuaiqidexiaoxianroua！”
jingcha：“......”
她在嫌弃他的颜值？
她眼瞎吗？
nanjinhaizaiziwojieshi，“jingchashushu，ninkanwonianjiqingqingfenghuazhengmao，wozaixiangbukaiyebuhuizhaotaa！”
jingcha：“......”
huoyunji：“......”
“ke，doubieshuole，ganjinbazhengjiannachulai。”jingchashuo。
“我没带身份证。”
两人突然异口同声。
suijiyouhuxiangduishileyiyan，nanjinduzhexiaozuibugaoxingdeyikaishixian。
jingchashuo：“jirandoumeidaizhengjian，neijiuzouba，qusuolizuogejilu！”
nanjinzhidaofankangwuyong，songlazhenaodaisangsangdegenzhejingchalikailefangjian。
zijizaodenie，zijiyaoshanhou！
huoyunjiyenandehaopiqiyihui，genzhejingchashanglejingche。
jingcheshang，lianggejingchazuozaiqianmian，huoyunjihenanjinzuozaihoupai。
huoyunjijiyuanwendaleyitongdianhua，“quxichengpaichusuo。”
yijuhua，buwenbuhuo，jiandanlisuo，quetouzherangrenburongkangjudeweiya。
南今心烦，怼人，
“bushibuyuanyigenbierenzuoyiliangchema？youbenshibawohejingchashushuyiqituixiaqua！”
huoyunji：“......”
xianqidekanletayiyan，shizaibuxiangkandieryanle，suoxingbishangyanjingxiuxi。
nanjin‘heng’leyishengkanxiangchuangwai。
bugenlaoniangshuohua，laonianghaibuxiangdalinini！