第二章巴掌
“lujingshen，mafanrangrang。”
wodeyuqipingdanwuqifu，lujingshenqueshirumengchuxing，bieniudeceguoshen。
baifeifeiyilai，talizhiqizhuangdezhiwenjiuchedijixubuxiaqule。
zhibuguo，tabushuole，yourenhuititashuo。
“hexiaojie，wozhidaoninshizheigejuzudetouziren。woxiangqingni，kanzaiashendemianzishang，bangwomenzhengquyixiajihui。”
baifeifeibutuifanjin，chaowomailebanbu。
wozhouzhoumei，bingbuxiangjieqiang。
zheigejiaosebingbushifeibaifeifeibuke。
baoqusirenenyuan，woyebuhuikaolvteyiyongta。
baifeifeijiugenkanbudongrenlianseside，haizaidiediebuxiu。
“hexiaojie，niyuashenrenshishijinian，jiaoqingyeyoushijinianle，maitahewoyigemianzi，duiniwo，duidajiadouhao。”
tadebeitingdehenzhi，xianshouerbaidebojingrangtakanqilaixiangzhibaitiane。
喋喋不休的白天鹅。
wohebaifeifeimeishenmehuahaoshuo。
wozhijiedajilehouzaifujindeanbaorenyuan。
“hexiaojie，youshenmefenfu？”
anbaogongzuorenyuanzhanzaiwohetamenliangrenzhongjian，babaifeifeiluosuodehuayudangdeyanyanshishi。
“batamenlianggerenganchuqu。”
wodehuayingangluo，lujingshenyinhanzhenuyideshengyinjiuchuanleguolai。
“hejin，nibuyaotaiguofen！”
又来了。
lujingshenchongguolai，xiaoxinyiyidejiangbaifeifeihuzaishenhou，numuyuanchen：“hejin，nibiexiangjiuzheiyangbawobihuilujia！”
“woshibuhuifangqibaifeifeide！”
“nidengzhe，dengwogongchengmingjiude，daoshihouhaohaodadanimendelian。”
“rangnimendoukankan，fangqiwohefeifei，shinimenduodadesunshi！”
tazheixiehua，jihushitiezhewoerduohoude，chaodewonaorenteng。
kehaibudengwokaikou，baifeifeijiubaozhulelujingshendegebo，shengleijuxia，“ashen，womenzouba，gangganghexiaojiejiuxiangbawoganchuqude，wojintianwulunzenmenuli，doubuhuiyoujihuide。”
jiandanyijuhua，jiuchenggongdejiangwoniuquchenglezhangshiqirendejiaose。
yechenggongdianqilelujingshendenuhuo。
tagengjiabaozao，“nimenzheixieren，doubukanshilizhikanqianshiba？feifeikebanchushen，dingjishili，jiuyinweizheigenvrendeyijuhua，lianjihuidoubuyuanyijita？”
“zheizhongzhizaihuzibendejuzu，jiubuyinggaicunzai！”
tashuozhe，chaoqibandeng，chaozheshexiangjizaqu。
shexianglaoshiweilebaohushebei，dangzaiqianmian，yingshengshengaileyixia。
changmianshunjianbiandehunluanqilai，zhongrendouqulanlujingshen。
quebunengzuzhiyigehuluanpohuaidedaxiaohuozi。
daoju，shebei，suileyidi。
baifeifeigenzairenqunhoumian，kudelihuadaiyu，yongwenzidaxiaodeshengyinshuozhe：“dajiabuyaodajiaa，ashenzhishixiangjiwozhaogegongpingdejihui，wobuxiwangyourenshoushanga。”
我的脑仁更疼了。
zijiadipanshangdenaoju，budebuguan。
yushiwojijinrenqun，daizhejihuiyibazhangshanzailelujingshendelianshang。
啪——
声音清脆。
ranghunaoderenyixiazianjinglexialai。
lujingshenzhuantoukanxiangwo，“nidawo？hejin，zheijiushinishenweiyigedaxiaojiedesuzhi？”
wolengxiao，“woyaobushihaiyoudiandaxiaojiedesuzhi，xianzainijiuyinggaishihengzhetangdishangdele！”
“bushishuoyaodawolianma？xianzailiantengma？”
“douyijingtuolilujiale，haidangzijishidashaoyenishuozajiuza，jintiannizahuaidesuoyoudongxi，quandoujiwozhaojiapei......”
huayinweiluo，baifeifeijiucongrenqunwaichonglejinlai，lianshangrengjiudaizheleishui，zhuangqueyidiandoumeihua，“hexiaojieduibuqi，ashenzhishijuedebutaigongping，caizheimechongdongde。kanzainimencengjingshiduoniandejiaoqingshang，nijiuyuanliangwomenyici，bierangwomenpeiqianle。”
woqingxiaoyisheng，“niyaoshizheimeshuo，peichangwoyaosanbei，yizhouzhineidawozhangshang。”