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wolengchaorefengwen,“tahaisilerenhaiyaowoqujitachengqing?shenyu,nibushiyixiangqiaobushangzheizhonggoudangma?”

tashunjianheilelian,songkaiwo,weixiedao,

“tahaibushiweilebangwo!yaoshinimashourenhuiluyingxiangdaowomenzenmeban?”

“fanzhengzheigemang,nibangyedebang,bubangyedebang!”

wodandanxiaozhe,turangailekou,

“bangnikeyi,buguonidedayingwogeyaoqiu。”

taxixingyuse,xiangyemeixiangyikoudayinglexialai,haipengzhewoqinleliangkou,

“laopo,nizhenshitaititiele!qudaonizhenshiwodefuqi!”

womeishuohua,yemeigaosuta,woyaotideneigeyaoqiujiushilihun。

tajiangjializuiguizhong,yeshiwozuizhenshidehuaibiaodailechuqu。

“pingerneitianbeihedaole,laoshishuibuzhe,shuoshiyouzhizhenxiangdehuanengshuideshutandian,fanzhengniyebuxihuan,wonaqusongjita。”

huaibiaoshiwohetajiehundeshihousongwode,womenmeiyoucailihunli,jinshengdezhiyouzheikuaihuaibiao。

tasongwoshihaimeiyoushengguan,gongzidiwei,quekenhuasanbaiweiwomaiyijuxihuan。

zheixienianwochanglishangbanjiudaiguoliangci,yizhizhenxidedajinfangzaijuli。

tamingmingzhidao,woshihaipanonghuaile,bushededai。

buguo,xianzaiyewusuoweile。

tasongwodesuoyoudongxi,haiyouta,wodoubuyaole。

临走前,他问我,

“womazheiliangtianshangnaerle?zenmemeigenwoshuoyishengjiuzoule,laopo,kandaotahuilainigaosuwoyisheng。”

wochechunyixiao,“hao,yiding。”

tamingtianjiunengjiandaotamale,buguoshizaizanglishang。

zanglidequebandehenlongzhong,quancunrenheshenyudanweidexiashudoulaile。

tazheiershirangwozaisuoyourenmianshangweiwuqiupingchengqing,miandeluoxiashenmekoushe。

wuqiupingkuchenggeleiren,suozaitahuaili,

“caiyunjiedangzhenbuhuiguaiwoma?shenyugege,nihuiyizhibaohuwo,burangtaqifuwodeduibudui?”

shenyulouzhetaxintengdebuxing,“fangxin,tabuganqifuni,yiqiewuhuihuijiekaide。”

haisirendeshita,zhuangchuyifushouhaizhezitaideyeshita。

当真是令人发笑。

wozaiwanzhongzhumuxiajiguancaishanglezhuxiang,zongranshenyumuqinduiwoguoquzaibuhao,shizheyishi,bubizaizhuijiule。

wuqiupinglaidaoguancaiqian,turanrengchuyitaziliaolai。

tatanzheqi,lianshangguazhexuqingjiayidebuqingyuan。

“caiyunjie,wozhidaosirenleshengqiandeshiyegaifangxia,keshimeibanfaayidesiyingxiangdaowole。”

“suoyi,youxieshiqingbixudangzhedajiademianshuokaile。”

wofankanneibenziliao,shangmianheranxiezhewomazheixienianzaicunlishangtanwushouhuideqiancai。

worengzaidishang,lenglianwen,

“neitianbuguoshiliushenqingwomachilegenbinggun,nixiechengshouletawubaideqian?zheishangmiandesuoyougenbendoubushushi!”

ziliaorengxiadedongjingrangtahedelianlianhoutui,shenyutingshenerchuweitashuohua,

“nishuaishenmeshuai!hedaopingerle!zheixieziliaodoushipingerqinziquzoufangdelaide!nanbuchenghaishijiade!?”

“bieyiweiwobuzhidao,nimachengtiannazhewodeshenfenzhaoyaozhuangpian,daochupianqian!”

wuqiupingqinzheyanlei,zuochuchuchukeliandeyangzi,

“shenyugege,haishibieshuole,bijingrendousile,zheixieshiqingshizaishiwobugaitichulaide。”

“tidoutichulai,haizhuangshenme?”

我直接回怼了回去。

shenyuyufanaoran,nuhou,

“tichulaiwoyaorangsuoyourenzhidao,nimajiusuansileyeshizuiyouyingde,bugaiguaidaopingerdetoushang!”

cunziliderenyinweitadehuaerxiangqileyilunsheng,

“wokanqicaiyuntamagesanchawujiumairouchi,neibushishouleqianshishenme?”

“wokanyeshi,zicongqicaiyunjiarenzhihou,qijiashibingxiangshouyinjishenmedouyoule,haishuomeiyoushourenhuilu!”

我攥着拳头大声吼,

“neixiedoushiwojiwomamaide!tagenbenjiumeiyoushoushenmeqian!”

wuqiupingdeyidekanwoyiyan,tianyoujiacudao,

“caiyunjie,nideneidiangongzinaligoumaibingxiangshouyinjia?neixieqianzenmelaide,zhiyounixinliyoushule。”

沈煜冷哼一声,

“qianduanshijiandanweimenkoulaiyiduishuoshiyaozhaowoderen,yiweiwobuzhidaoneijiushinimashouleqian,rangrenlaiqiuwobangmangderen?”

tamendeledashi,suoyourenpianxiangletamendefangxiang。

吴秋萍突然提议,

“jiranneixieqiandoushitashouhuilaide,tasileanlishuoyedechonggong,womenqutajialibaqiandoushouhuilaiba!”