wolengchaorefengwen,“tahaisilerenhaiyaowoqujitachengqing?shenyu,nibushiyixiangqiaobushangzheizhonggoudangma?”
tashunjianheilelian,songkaiwo,weixiedao,
“tahaibushiweilebangwo!yaoshinimashourenhuiluyingxiangdaowomenzenmeban?”
“fanzhengzheigemang,nibangyedebang,bubangyedebang!”
wodandanxiaozhe,turangailekou,
“bangnikeyi,buguonidedayingwogeyaoqiu。”
taxixingyuse,xiangyemeixiangyikoudayinglexialai,haipengzhewoqinleliangkou,
“laopo,nizhenshitaititiele!qudaonizhenshiwodefuqi!”
womeishuohua,yemeigaosuta,woyaotideneigeyaoqiujiushilihun。
tajiangjializuiguizhong,yeshiwozuizhenshidehuaibiaodailechuqu。
“pingerneitianbeihedaole,laoshishuibuzhe,shuoshiyouzhizhenxiangdehuanengshuideshutandian,fanzhengniyebuxihuan,wonaqusongjita。”
huaibiaoshiwohetajiehundeshihousongwode,womenmeiyoucailihunli,jinshengdezhiyouzheikuaihuaibiao。
tasongwoshihaimeiyoushengguan,gongzidiwei,quekenhuasanbaiweiwomaiyijuxihuan。
zheixienianwochanglishangbanjiudaiguoliangci,yizhizhenxidedajinfangzaijuli。
tamingmingzhidao,woshihaipanonghuaile,bushededai。
buguo,xianzaiyewusuoweile。
tasongwodesuoyoudongxi,haiyouta,wodoubuyaole。
临走前,他问我,
“womazheiliangtianshangnaerle?zenmemeigenwoshuoyishengjiuzoule,laopo,kandaotahuilainigaosuwoyisheng。”
wochechunyixiao,“hao,yiding。”
tamingtianjiunengjiandaotamale,buguoshizaizanglishang。
zanglidequebandehenlongzhong,quancunrenheshenyudanweidexiashudoulaile。
tazheiershirangwozaisuoyourenmianshangweiwuqiupingchengqing,miandeluoxiashenmekoushe。
wuqiupingkuchenggeleiren,suozaitahuaili,
“caiyunjiedangzhenbuhuiguaiwoma?shenyugege,nihuiyizhibaohuwo,burangtaqifuwodeduibudui?”
shenyulouzhetaxintengdebuxing,“fangxin,tabuganqifuni,yiqiewuhuihuijiekaide。”
haisirendeshita,zhuangchuyifushouhaizhezitaideyeshita。
当真是令人发笑。
wozaiwanzhongzhumuxiajiguancaishanglezhuxiang,zongranshenyumuqinduiwoguoquzaibuhao,shizheyishi,bubizaizhuijiule。
wuqiupinglaidaoguancaiqian,turanrengchuyitaziliaolai。
tatanzheqi,lianshangguazhexuqingjiayidebuqingyuan。
“caiyunjie,wozhidaosirenleshengqiandeshiyegaifangxia,keshimeibanfaayidesiyingxiangdaowole。”
“suoyi,youxieshiqingbixudangzhedajiademianshuokaile。”
wofankanneibenziliao,shangmianheranxiezhewomazheixienianzaicunlishangtanwushouhuideqiancai。
worengzaidishang,lenglianwen,
“neitianbuguoshiliushenqingwomachilegenbinggun,nixiechengshouletawubaideqian?zheishangmiandesuoyougenbendoubushushi!”
ziliaorengxiadedongjingrangtahedelianlianhoutui,shenyutingshenerchuweitashuohua,
“nishuaishenmeshuai!hedaopingerle!zheixieziliaodoushipingerqinziquzoufangdelaide!nanbuchenghaishijiade!?”
“bieyiweiwobuzhidao,nimachengtiannazhewodeshenfenzhaoyaozhuangpian,daochupianqian!”
wuqiupingqinzheyanlei,zuochuchuchukeliandeyangzi,
“shenyugege,haishibieshuole,bijingrendousile,zheixieshiqingshizaishiwobugaitichulaide。”
“tidoutichulai,haizhuangshenme?”
我直接回怼了回去。
shenyuyufanaoran,nuhou,
“tichulaiwoyaorangsuoyourenzhidao,nimajiusuansileyeshizuiyouyingde,bugaiguaidaopingerdetoushang!”
cunziliderenyinweitadehuaerxiangqileyilunsheng,
“wokanqicaiyuntamagesanchawujiumairouchi,neibushishouleqianshishenme?”
“wokanyeshi,zicongqicaiyunjiarenzhihou,qijiashibingxiangshouyinjishenmedouyoule,haishuomeiyoushourenhuilu!”
我攥着拳头大声吼,
“neixiedoushiwojiwomamaide!tagenbenjiumeiyoushoushenmeqian!”
wuqiupingdeyidekanwoyiyan,tianyoujiacudao,
“caiyunjie,nideneidiangongzinaligoumaibingxiangshouyinjia?neixieqianzenmelaide,zhiyounixinliyoushule。”
沈煜冷哼一声,
“qianduanshijiandanweimenkoulaiyiduishuoshiyaozhaowoderen,yiweiwobuzhidaoneijiushinimashouleqian,rangrenlaiqiuwobangmangderen?”
tamendeledashi,suoyourenpianxiangletamendefangxiang。
吴秋萍突然提议,
“jiranneixieqiandoushitashouhuilaide,tasileanlishuoyedechonggong,womenqutajialibaqiandoushouhuilaiba!”