第5章 小傻子,你来做什么

di5zhangxiaoshazi,nilaizuoshenme

ashidaxuemenkou,guzhengangxiangjinqu,jiubeimenweijilanlexialai。

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ruguotajidemeicuodehua,xianzaitahaibaoliuzheashidaxuedexuewei,xianzaijingranlianjinxuexiaodoubuxingle?

shenbianchuanlaitongxuexixuedeshengyin——

“hei,xiaoshazi,nilaizuoshenme?womenxianzaishangdeke,nihainengtingdongma?qugebiyoueryuanxuechanggeba!”

“nengbunengbierangtazhanzaiwomendaxuemenkoua,genzheiyangderentongxiao,zhendehaodiuliana,zheirenjuranhaiyouwomenxuexiaodezhongshenrongyujiang。”

zheishi,buzhishisheihanleyisheng——

“老师来了。”

guzhentaimoukanguoqu,zhijiantazaidaxuedelaoshiliyingqichongchongdizoulai,shenhouhaigenzhegutingxiheboyixuan。

youxieburuliudexiaohunhunhaichuikoushao,diaoxiao:“boshaoye,niweihunqilaile,haibukuaiyingjieta?”

boyixuanbuyuedisaoshiguoqu,nudao:“wogenzheigeshaziyijingjiechuhunyuele,congjinyihou,tingxicaishiwodeweihunqi!”

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tacongkoudaizhongnachuyiketang,xiangshihongshaziside:“zheiliyouyiketang,nichiwanlejiuzouba,haobuhao?”

guzhenkanlekan,batashouzhongdeneiketangjiexialai,zhouweiderenjianle,gengjiachaoxiaole。

“zheitangtianbutiana,jiaowoyishengshushu,shushujinimaitangchia。”

“jiaowoyishengbaba,babajinimaigenghaochide,xiaoshazi,kuaijiaoa......”

jianxueshengmendouduzaimenkou,laoshiliyingbuyuedizhoumei,naonudao:“douduzaizheilizuoshenme?buzhidaojintianshiwomentingxidebanjiangdianli?lianboxianshengyehuilaide,yaoshichongzhuangleboxiansheng,pohuailetingxidebanjiangdianli,kanwobubalenimendeyicengpi!”

shuozhe,tayoukanxiangzhouweidemenweifenfu:“hairangzheigexiaoshazizhanzaizheilizuoshenme?buxiandiurenshibushi?kuaibatadaizou!”

menweishangqianlacheguzhen,guzhenquemeiyoudong。

zheishi,liyingzhongyurenbuzhule:“guzhen,biejilianbuyaolianle,nihaiyiweizijishicongqianneigetiancaini?yigexiaoshazi,shixiangdianjiukuaixietuixueba,biezanglewomenxuexiaodemingsheng!”

gutingxibayiqiedoukanzaiyanzhong,jiaxingxingdiquanzushuo:“laoshi,jiejietaxianzaiyijingbianshale,tingbudongnishuohuani,nibieduitazheimexiongma......”

liyingganmangchanmeidikanxianggutingxishuo:“tingxia,laoshizheibushidanxinnidebanjiangdianlima?wanyibeidajiakanjianzheigeshazi,zhidaotagennideqinqiguanxi,duoyingxiangnideshengyua。”

xuexiaobuyuanchu,yiliangdidiaoshehuadejiaochetingkaozaitingchechang,xiaozhangdaizhejiaozhiyuangongmendiantouhayaodiyingjie。

bojingyuyishenxizhuangcongcheshangxialai,beixiaozhangdailingzhewangxuexiaomenkouzou,kandaoguzhenbeidiaonandeyimu,buyouzhoulezhoumei:“nimenxuexiao......jiushizheimejiaoshuyurende?”