第二章终极舔狗
linchurandeyuqidanranerlengmo，youqishitaduixielaofurendechenghu，congduonianyilaidenainaibianchenglemeiyoubandianganqingdexielaofuren。
zhongrenhaimeilaidejijingyalinchuranlengmodetaidu，jiubeitazuihouyijuhuazhenjingdedouxiabadoukuaidiaole。
linchuranhuaiyunle，haizijingranbushixiexutiande？
zheishishenmejingtiantouhaoxinwen？！
zheishizhenhua，haishilinchuranweileboquxiexutiandeguanzhuzaicisadehuang？
zhongrencaicefenyunzhiji，xielaofurenshouxianfanyingguolai。
tabugutuijiaobubian，kuaibuzoudaolinchuranshenbian，gangxiangwozhulinchurandeshou，jiubeilinchuranyilianmorandiduokaile。
xielaofurengangadishuangshouxuankong，buguotashigecongmingren，tazhuangeshen，duizhexiexutianjiushiyibazhang，madao：
“churanshigehaohaizi，nizenmenengzheiyangduita？ganjindaoqian！fouzebieguaiwoburennizheigesunzi。”
wairenkanlai，xielaofurenshizaiweihulinchuran，shijishangtashizaibilinchuran。
xiexutianjilinchurannankandecishushudoushubuqing，linchurandoushirenrenjiuguoqule。
buguozongyouyixieshihoushirenbuxiaqude，zheigeshihouxielaofurenjiuhuichumian，zhiyaotachumianzefaxiexutian，linchuranjiuhuixinruan，fanguolaiweihuxiexutian，zhudongbacuowangzijishenshanglan。
zicongdezhixiexutianhenyoukenengbushitadejiumingenren，xiejiarenqipiantaduonianhou，tajiurijianhentoulexiejiaren。
tamenshelezheimeduoniandeju，batashuadetuantuanzhuan，hairangtahuochenglezhenggequanzidexiaohua，lianleilinjiayiqizaorenchaoxiao。
xiangdaozheixie，linchurandeyanshenxinghongyipian，xintoushiezhibuzhudefennu。
xielaofurenganghaozhuanguotou，kandaolinchuranzheigehanbingyibandeyanshen，taxintouyizhan，xintouyongqiyigubuhaodeyugan。
linchuranshiyigehenhaokongzhidenvren，shaoweijidiantiantoujiunenghongdeweixiejiamaiming，chuletabeihouyouqiangdadelinjiawai，linchuranhaishiyigepoyoujingshangtounaodenvren，jicitouzidourangxiejiahuolipenmanboman，kexinengliqiang，qingshangdi，gengshiyigelianainao。
xiexutianquyigezheiyangdenvren，duitaeryanshizuihaodexuanze，ketapianpianxihuanyigebangbulexiejiadesishengnv。
xielaofurenkongzhibuzhuzijidesunzi，zhinengzhengzhiyanbizhiyan，yongjinshouduanhonghaolinchuran。
ketawanwanmeixiangdao，duonianyilaihaoyongdeqiziturantaidudabian，dadetayigecuoshoubuji。
xiexutianbeidadelianwaiyipang，jibianzheiyang，tayemeiyoudaoqian，chouzhelian，yifubuxiedemoyang，jiuhaoxiangtazenyangduilinchurandoushilisuodangrande。
“daoqianjiumeibiyaole，jiudangbeigoufeile，buguowogangcaishuodehuaiyunshizhende。”
linchurandetaidushifenrenzhen，jiashangtadetaiduquanranmeileguoquneigutiangoujing，rangrenrenbuzhuzhumusanfen。
linchuranbenshiyigechongmanmeilieryouyounenglidefujiaqianjin，ruguobushitataibeiwei，zhuitaderennengweiraojingchengsanquan。
rujintataiduyibaibashidudazhuanbian，qichanghuilaile，zhenggerendouxiandeqishishizu。
jiaoluoli，yigenanrentaitoukanguoqu，tongmoulimanshirenqunzhongjianneigexiaonvrendeshenying，weimindebochunxiaohudushangyang。
yipangdehaoyoushunzhetadeshiyekanguoqu，manyandaqu，“wohaiyiweiyigexiaoxiaodexiejiayoushenmedashizhideniqinziguolai，yuanlaishizheigeyisi。”
nanrenmeishuohua，xiayimiaobiaoqinghuifuruchang，gangcaineimoxiaofangfozhishiyigecuojue。
zheibian，xielaofurenyouxiezhejile，jimangquandao：“churan，xutianjiushiyigeshahaizi，taxinlishiyounide，zhishibuzhidaoruhebiaoda，nidarenyoudaliang，biegentajijiao。”
leisizheiyangdehua，linchuranyijingtingnile，yebeipiangoule。
“xielaofuren，woduzilidehaizidequebushixiexutiande，wojintianguolaizhishigaosunimen，wogentazhijiandehunyuezuofei，congciyihou，nimenxiejiagenwozaiyemeiyoubandianguanxi。”
jiusuanyouguanxi，neiyeshichouren！
linchuranzheihuayichu，zaicizhenjingzaichangsuoyouren。
xiexutianhaoxiangshoudaolewuruyiban，tayibazhuaizhulinchurandeshouwan，nuhe：“nihuailesheideyezhong？”
zaitakanlai，linchuranjiushiyitiaotinghuadegou，takeyihuhuhehe，renyishihuan。
xianrujinlinchurangongkaishuotahuaishangleqitananrendezhong，jianzhishihenhendatadelian，rangtazunyansaodi。
“啪”的一声！
zhongrenhaimeifanyingguolai，linchuranyijinghenhenshuailexiexutianyibazhang。
“nimasheidehaizishiyezhong？wojinggaoni，zaihushuobadao，wosilenidezui！”