第1章彩礼风波
“xiaohui，womenbushishuohao，cailiqianyigongsanshiwan，zenmexianzaibianchenglebashiwan？”
jiangbeishi，lvshuihuatingxiaoqu。
sulinkanzhezuozaiduimianshafashangdemengxiaohui，nazhecailiqiandeshuangshouweiweizhandou，yanshenliyouzheyisinuhuozaishandong。
jintianbenshitahelianaisiniandenvyoumengxiaohuishangyihunliriqiderizi。
yuanbenshanglianghao，cailisanshiwan，keshidaolezheigejieguyanshang，zhangmuniangturangaikou，shuoyigongyaobashiwan，yaosulinzainawushiwanchulai。
keshisulinqunalicoulingwaidewushiwan？
sulindefumu，doushilaoshidezhuangjiaren，nenggoupeiyangchusulinzheigedaxueshengyijingburongyile！
jiuxianzaishoulidezheisanshiwan，haishisulinfumuzhaoqinqihelinjudongpinxicoucaicouqide。
kexianzaizhangmuniangzhangdongmei，yikaikouhaiyaowushiwan，zheigenbenjiushibujisulinhuolu。
mengxiaohuimeiyoukaikou，zhangdongmeidaoshizhandingjietiedidao：“sulin，wojiangxiaohuihanxingukuyangda，peiyangchengdaxuebiyesheng，xianzaizhiyaonichubashiwancaili，bingbusuanduoba？
kuangqie，wojiaqiangzihaiyouyinianjiuyaobiye，daoshihouyeyaojiehun，maichemaifangnayangbuyaoqian？”
zheishi，tangzaishafashangwanshoujidemengzhiqianglenghengleyisheng：“heng！jiushi！rangnichubashiwan，neihaishikanzainishilaoshirendefenshang。aiqujiuqu，buqujiugundan，xiangquwojiederenkebuzhiniyige！xianglilaidechouqionggui......”
“xianglilaidechouqionggui？”
“haiyou，laoshirenyouzenmele？”
sulinxinlibuyoudetengqiyigunuhuo。
zheijinianlai，zijizaimengzhiqiangdeshenshang，kemeiyoushaohuaqian。
weilemaipingguoxinkuanshouji，maimingpaiyifu，ajxiezi，mengzhiqiangyicicichaosulinshenshou。
sulinduimengzhiqiangjiuxiangduizijideqindidiyiyang，meiyouqian，sulinjiuquzhaoliangsanfen**！
zijileidegentiaogouyiyang，fabaideniuzikuhexiukoufanjuandetxuxileyouxi，chiyifenkuaicanhaiyaotiaozuibianyide。
daxuebiyedaoxianzai，jihuzhuandeqianquandouhuazaimengzhiqiangshenshang。
kexianzai，zheigewangenfuyidebaiyanlangduizijijingranshizheimegetaidu？
erqietayaomaifangmaichedeqian，haixiangyaozijitaoyaobao？
sulinturanjuedehenkexiao，tayoukanxiangmengxiaohui，shuodao：“xiaohui，niyezhidaowojialideqingkuang......yaobudengyihouyouqianle，zanzaibazheibiqianbushang？”
mengxiaohuikanleyiyansulin，zuipizidongledong，huadaolezuibianyoutunlehuiqu，fanerjiangmuguangyikai，buzaikansulin。
sulinnaohailihuixiangqifumujitacouqianshihouxinsuandemoyang，zaikanmengxiaohuizheiyijiazidelengmohewuqing，taturanmingbaiguolai，yuanlaizijizaimengxiaohuiyijiarendeyanli，shizhongshikeyoukewu，napamengxiaohuiyeshiruci。
“hao，jirannimenxianwoqiong，xiancailiqianshao，neizheigehun，bujieyeba！”
sulinzhanqishenlai，shenxileyikouqi。
shuochuzheijuhua，taturanyouyizhongrushizhongfudeganjue。
zheimeduonianlai，congzhuiqiumengxiaohuikaishi，tadezitaijiuyizhihendi。
huozhekeyiyongshixialiuxingde“tiangou”zheigecilaixingrong。
dansulinyizhixinganqingyuan！
tahennulidixuexi，hennulidiqu**zhuanqian，hennulidiquweichihemengxiaohuideguanxi。
keshizheiyike，tazhidaozheifenguanxi，bukenengzaijixuxiaqu！
jiranruci，jiurangtacongjintiankaishichediduanjueba！
舔狗？
congjinyihou，buzaishile！
“sulin！”mengzhiqiangturanzhanqilai：“yaozou，keyi。qianliuxialai！”
mengzhiqiangchongguolai，jiuyaoqiangsulinshoulipengzhedeneisanshiwancailiqian。
“jiranhunbujiele，zheiqianpingshenmejinimen？”sulinlengxiaojiangqianfangjinbeizhedebaoli，zhuanshenjiuyaolikai。
“嘭！”
mencongwaimianbeirentuikai，liangdaoshenyingcongwaimianchonglejinlai。
qizhongyigeshimengxiaohuidefuqinmengjiandong。
mengjiandongfeiqiyijiaochuaizaisulinshenshang，sulinzhijiehouyangshuaizaichajishang。
jiezhemengzhiqianghelingwaiyigenanren，chongguolaiduisulinjiushiyizhenquandajiaoti。
最后......
sulinbeimengjiandongjirendiuzaixiaoquwai，shenshangdesanshiwan，yebeimengjiandongnazoule。
“xiaochusheng，zheisanshiwan，jiudangshiwonverpeinizheijiniandeqingchunsunshifei！”
“jiunizheixiangxialaideqionggui，yexiangquwojie，sapaoniaozhaozhaoniziji，shenmedexing？”
mengjiandong、mengzhiqiangchaozhesulintulejikoutuomo，yangzhangerqu......
hunshenshangtongdesulinqiangyaozheya，zaiyiqunrenkanrenaodemuguangzhonglikai。
他心里很不甘。
bingbushiyinweishebudemengxiaohui。
tazhidao，liangrendeganqing，yijingchedihuashanglejudian。
congciyihou，tabuhuizaiweimengxiaohuiqufuchuyidianganqing。
tabugandeshineisanshiwan！
zheilimianjuedaduoshushifumudexuehanqian，haiyouzhaoqinqihelinlijielaideqian。
pingshenmebeimengjiandongtamenqiangzou？
“嘎吱！”
jiuzaizheishi，yiliangheisedejiazhangxingjiaochetingzaisulindemianqian。
sulinbingburenshizheiliangche。
hexuduotonglingdenianqingrenbutong，sulinbingmeiyoushijianquyanjiuhaoche，tadaduoshushijiandouzainulididalinggongzhuanqian。
chemendakai，yigerongmaoweiyan，chuanzheyijianqingsezhangshandelaozhecongcheshangzoulexialai。
苏林连忙让开。
tazhidaozheizhongrenshitadezuibuqide。
keshizheigelaozhe，jingranjingzhichaozhesulinzouleguolai。
“少宗主！”
laozhetingzaisulindemianqian，turanchaozhesulinshenshendijuleyigong。
o（（⊙﹏⊙））o？？？
苏林一脸懵逼。
“shaozongzhu！wozhongyuzhaodaoninle！”
laozheshuangmujidongdekanzhesulin，shenzidouzaizhandou。
什么少宗主？
拍小视频么？
sulinzuoyoukanlekan，meiyoukandaoyourenyongshoujihuozheqitashebeizaipaishe。
“shaozongzhu！wozhidaonixianzaikendingbuzhidaozenmehuishi，zheiyang......nihewoshangche，womanmanhenijieshi！”
sulinbumingsuoyi，danhaishigenzhelaozheshangleche。
“shaozongzhu，ninyinggaitingshuoguoxiuxianzheba？”
yishangche，laozhejiukaikoushuodao。
苏林点了点头。
suirantameiyoushijianqukanwangluoxiaoshuo，danshiduiyushushanqixiachuan、fanrenxiuxianchuanzheixiexianxiaxuanhuanxiaoshuo，yeshiyousuoerwende。
buguotabumingbai，laozhewenzijizheigewenti，jiujingshishenmeyisi？
xiangyaohezijitanlunxiuxianxiaoshuo？
jiansulinyilianmangran，laozhelianmangyoudao：
“shizheiyangde，shaozongzhu，qishininshiwomenlingjianzongzongzhusuqianshanliuzaishisujiedexuemai，yeshizongzhudeweiyihouren。
xirilingjianzongzaoyuqiansuoweiyoudemiezongweiji，zongzhuhaipayangjininhezongzhufuren，suoyicaihuijiangnimenliuzaishisujie！
sanrizhiqian，wofuzongzhusuotuo，laishisujiezhaoxunshaozongzhunin......”
tingwanlaozhedehua，sulinturanlakaichemen。
“很好玩是么？”
sulinyijingquedinglaozheshizaigaoxiao，kenengshizaiyinmidiluzhileisiyuzhenggulurendejiemu。
keshisulinxianzaidexinqingzhendehenzaogao，tameiyouxingquwanxiaqu。
“等等！少宗主！”
laozhelazhujiuyaoxiachedesulin：“wozhidaozheiyiqieduiyucongxiaozaishisujiezhangdadeshaozongzhuninlaishuo，youxienanyijieshou。danzheijiushishishi......
lingwai，zheishizongzhurangwojininde。limianyouxiuxianjichufajueheyixieshiyongdejinengmifa，lingwaiyizhangyiqianyizijindeyinxingka，hejiangbeishidejijiagongsidegufenzhengmingzhileideziliao......”
“hao，hao！wozhidaole。”
sulinbaiwuliaolaidijieguolaozhedilaideyoupizhikoudai。
shishishangduiyulaozheshuodehua，tashibangezidoubuhuixin！
luguoyigelajitongdeshihou，sulinsuishoujiangshouzhongdeyoupizhikoudaidiulejinqu......