第1章
“bielawo！rangwodasizheigegenwainansixiangshoushoude**！”
“laoye！zaizenmeshuozheiyeshizhennanjiangjunfuliuxialaideyigu！ninbiechongdong。”
“biechongdong？nirangwozenmebiechongdong！jintianshidagezangli，zhei**goudawainandeshiqingzheishihoubeitongchulai，wozenmenengbuchongdong！zhipayihouashu，achendehunshiyeyaoshouyingxiang！”
zuihouyijupoyouxiewuli。
“erbobowuwu，biedajiejie，nibiedajiejie！”
“bu，bu，......dajie，jie”
jiangwutoutengjile，sihunaozhendangle。
taqiangchengzhezhengkaiyanjing，dakoudakouchuanzheqi，ganggangbinlinsiwangdeganjuetaiqianglie，xianzaisangzihaizaitengtong。
haoxiangyourenganggangqianzhitadebozi，shidadingzhuyixiangqiasitaa！
naodaihaoxianghaizhuangdaoledongxi，zhenteng，houbeiyeteng。
这是怎么回事？
jiangwukanxiangzhouwei，zhouweishiyigedadian，daochuguamanbaifan，guxiangguse，rangjiangwuchedidaile。
zheishishenmedifang？hengdianma？
“nizheigebuzhijiandiandewanbei，wojintiandangzhenidieniangdemian，jiusongniqujiannidieniang！”ganggangmarendenanrenkanjiantaxingle，haiyaonazhebumanjingjidegunzilaidata。
pangbiannanrenquanshuo，shengyinquebumiandaizhexingzailehuo：
“erbobo，nijiutingjiangwude，tongyiwomenliangrendeshiqingba，womenliangrenshizhenxinxiangai！nibiedasitale，dasitakejiumeibanfagenwanbeichenghunle！”
zheijuhuafangfochudaonanrenmeidian，yuanbentazhishihehuhehujiangwu，zheixiashizhendefalehenchaotashenshangdalai！
姜雾简直想骂人！
nanrenzheihuafenmingjiushiguyide，laotouqidaozheizhongchengdu，haibudedasitama？！
nazhegunzidenanrenbantoubaifa，liuzhehuzi，haoxiangyijingnianguobanbaiyiyang，shenshangchuanzhehuaerbufandeyifu，yaojianqueguazhebaibu。
pangbianyigefurenjimangqulacheta，haiyoulianggexiaodoudingbaozhutadedatui。
“erbobo，jiejiezhidaocuoleniyuanliangjiejieba！”
“bu，buda，pa......pa。”
chidungongfu，jiangwutiaojianfansheyigefanshenduoleguoqu，naohaizhongmengranyongjinlaibushuyutadejiyi，rangtamiansedoubiandeguiyizhengning。
tachuanyuele，zheijushentiyejiaojiangwu，shinanyangwangchao，zhennanjiangjunfudedaxiaojie。
jiuzaiqitianqian，zhennanjiangjunzhanbai，tongfurenyiqisizaizhanchangshang，liuxiajiangwuhesangedidi，jigexiaobudian。
zhennanjiangjunyisi，junquanzidonghuiguidaohuangshangshouzhong，jigexiaobudianrulvbobing。
erjintianshitadieniangdezangli，yuanshenyiqianbuzhijiandiangouyindewainanzhaoshangmenlai，nazheliangrenxinwudanaozangli，bijiangjiatuoxie，rangtadangshangmennvxu。
linyanglaidehaohaodangdang，jinguanjiangerlaoyekanchulailinyangmude，jinkuaijiangbinkeqingzou，kezheijianshichuanbianjingchengbuguoshizaowandewenti。
jingchengzhongdanfanyouxielianmiande，douzaiyebuhuiqujiangjiaguniang，zheishijiangerlaoyezheimeshengqideyuanyin。
yinweiguoyushengqi，bangyuanshendefumujiaoxunyuanshen，laoleilejitiandeyuanshenjiuzheimebeidasile。
jiangwulengxiao，yuanshenkanbuchulai，danjiangwuhainengkanbuchulai？
yuanshenhelinyangzaisimiaochucijianmian，jiubeishanfeizhuisha，beilinyangsuojiu。zheiyiqie，doushilinyangdesheji！
mingmingloudongbaichu，yejiuzhiyouyuanshenxiangxin。
zhihoulinyanggengshishejijiangwuxihuanshangziji，tadechuxianfangfojiushiweilejiangwuliangshendazaoyiyang。
linyangfenmingzaojiudingshangjiangjunfudeyiqiele！jiudengzhedajiangjunhefurensile，haonengbazhanjiachan。
shenzhijiangwuhuaiyi，linyanghoumianhaiyourenzhishi，buranzenmekenengchuxiandezheimejingzhun？
erqieruguomeiyoujiangwutieshenzhirengenlinyangchuchujiangjiangwudexihao，linyangbukenengzhidaojiangwuzheimeduoshiqing，liangshendingzaoziji！
zheijiurangjiangwubushoukongzhixiangdaoyuanshenneigeweihunfu，shenweiyongyanghoufudeshizi，xinyousuoshu，meicikanjianyuanshendoushifeidajima。
zuiyoukenengliyonglinyanglaijiechuliangrendehunyue。
mianqianzheigenianguobanbaidezhengshitadeerboboyijia，bingfeishiqinsheng，ershiyeyedidijiadeerbo，xueyuansuanbudetebieqinhou，yuanshendieniangshanliang，jingchangjiejicairangguanxiyuelaiyuehao。
pangbianzheigenanrenshilinyang。
yejiushiyuanshentouqingdeneigenanren。
xiangzhe，jiangwuxiankaiyixiu，kangeboshangshougongshahaizaisongkouqi。
bingfeitaduokanzhongqingbai，zhishijiangshentijiaojizheimeyigelaji，jiangwuyebuyuan。
chuanyueguolaijiuyujianzheizhongshi......
jiangwutaitouwangtian，cangtiana！
chuanyuenengchehuima？ta**le。
“bale。”jiangerlaoyefangfoshunjiancanglao，daizhexierenmingpanshanliangbu。
“jiangwu，nishiwodagededanver，rujinwodagesile，nijiushiwodenver！nihelinyangdehunshizaoxiedingxialai，daisangqiyiguo，biantongtawanhunba。zhiyuyongyanghoufudehunshi，woqinzidairenqutuile。”
jiangwuyijing，jimangfuzhepangbianzhuziqiangchengzhezhanqishen，“erbo，nitingwojieshi！zheijianshiwonengjieshi。”
“jiejiewuwu，dajiezhenhao，nimeishi。”laosanjiangwenraokuzheshuo：“jiejienihesiwomenle，womenyiweinizaiyexingbuguolailewawawa。”
laosishuohuahaibuzenmebiaozhun，xianzaiyegenzhejiangwenraoyiqidaku。
haiyouyigejueqiangbuqukanjiangwu，kejiangwuhaishikanjianerdidiyanzhongxinteng，tamenbuzhidaogouyinwainanshishenmeyangdezuiming。
zhizhidaozijidajieshoushangle，tamenhenxinteng。
jiangwuxinzhongyinuan，qianshitashidunv，congweiganshouguozheibanqinqingdeziwei，rujinkanjianjigexiaodouding，zhijuedeshangtiandaitabubo。
feijishishihaiyouyicizhonghuodejihui。
lianggexiaodoudingzhangdehenkeai，roududude，beiyangdehenhao。zhishicongzheijianshizhihou，tamenderenshengjiangfashengfantianfudidebianhua。
jiangwupaipaijigexiaodouding，shiyitamenfangxin，wenroushuo：“dajiebuhuiyoushi，nimenxianquyipangdengzhewo。”
jiangwukanzhesangexiaodoudingdiantoudaojiaoluolimian，bianshengyinhongliangshuo：“erbobo，zheijianshikongpashiyourensuanjiwo。”