第4章 大叔,你认错人了

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qingkejian,suxiaoxiherananjinglexialai,youdianfaleng,ermodoubeizhenditingbujian。

zheigeshushu,zenmezheimexiong?

tachoudaleyixiabaisongdebijian,yanshenluchuxilibuyue,guqisaibangzi!

guqingchenjiantameiyoufanying,jiuzhidaozijiaerzixinlizaixiangshenme,qibudayichulai,“guxiaojing,wopingrilishizenmejiaonide,zaiwaimianchumen,yidingyaojingenzhezhoubeigege。”

guxiaojingjinniancaiwusui,zaijiashangyouzibizheng,zhengchangdeertongshejiaocunzaiwenti,yidanzoudiu,guanyuguqingchenderenhexinxi,douyoukenengshuobuchulai。

cengjingguqingchenyeduocichangshiguo,rangguxiaojingjizhutadeshoujihao,ranertahaishishuobuchulai。

guxiaojingzaixuexifangmianhencongming,xushiyinweicongxiaoqueshaomuaidaozhi……tayizhineixinjuedezijihebiedexiaopengyoubuyiyang,suoyiwurenweizijicunzaiquexian。

jiuerjiuzhi,jiuhuanshanglezibizheng。

guqingchenzheizhouyizhizaigongsikaihui,zaijiashangjintianlaoyezizhidaolewunianqiandemimi,zhidaoleguxiaojingdecunzai,cainaozhehuiguobixuyaozaijichangjiandao。

weileganshijian,tameibanfaqinzijieguxiaojing,cairangzuixinrendezhoubeianpaile。

cike,suxiaoxixiaole,huanhuanbaoqibaipangdexiaogebo,yishuangshuiyingdeyanzhuzhuandong,yifansisuo。

guqingchenkanzhetafanchangdebiaoqing,moranyoujifenzhengran。

ranerxiayimiao,nanhaizuilishuochudehuagengshifeiyisuosi:“dashu,nishibushirencuorenle?”

suxiaoxinaishengnaiqididao,youdiankuxiaobude。

shenmejing,shenmegu,shenmexiaofengjing,tayigezidoutingbudongye。

“dashu?”guqingchenxinhenhenyichou,etoujinbengzheqingjin,“nizaishuoshenme……dengdeng,ninengshuohuale?”

xiayimiao,guqingchenfengmoulengruimiqi,tazaixiangshenme,taerzishizibi,youbushiyaba!

zhishiguxiaojingconglaimeiyoushuoguozheimeyilianchuanwanzhengqiehaibujiebadehua!

“wodangranhuishuohua,woyijingshiyigechengshudenanhaizile,youbushixiaobendan。”

suxiaoxibieqixiaoxiaba,gaogaojuanqiaozhejiemao,bujinhuyiditiaomeidingzheyanqiandeguqingchen。

nanrenyishenchunshougongdingzhideheisexizhuang,jishishizuozhe,yenengkandechushenxinggaodaerchenwen,qizhihuaguifeifan,buxiangshiyibandeputongren。

zaidapeishangcike,neizhangyinzhizhenjingdeliankuo,meiyujianbanuzhang,feibodeyinchun,wanruxiongshibandejunmei!

wu……zheigejiahuo,zhangdedaoshitingfuhetaxinmuzhong“xindiedi”derenxuan,bijingtabukenengrangtamamiyibeizishougua。

zhengdangguqingchenyouzhenjingguxiaojingshuolegengzhangyichuandewanzhengyujushi——

suxiaoxiyoutiaomei,gulingjingguaididao,“nihaimuyouhuidawowentini,diyi,zheigemaibahechexingshi2022niannakuan;dier,dashu,niyoulaopomeiyou?”

tashunbianbangmamiwuseyixia,kankanduifangdejiajingyushili。

“guxiaojingnidoushicongnalixuelaizheizhonghuade……”

“bushuojiusuanle,dashumafankaikaimen,woyaoxiachezhaomamile。”suxiaoxide**shouzhangluozailechemenbashang,shiyitajiangmendakai,yaoxiaqu。

guqingchenfue,xueguanqingjinfuxian,hechidao,“xianzaishijianjinpo,buyunxunihunao!”

guxiaojingyiqiankunaodeshihou,jiuhuishuoshenmeyaoquzhaomami,guqingchenchengrentazheigedangdiedidebuchengzhi,dantashangnaqujitazhaomami?

liunianqian,taguqingchenweiyifashengguoguanxidexiaoyatou,shuiletayijuezhihou,jiutaozhiyaoyaole!

tayiranqingxikegudejide,diertianchenqihou,chuangtouhairengleyizhangzhipian!

xiamianyazheyikuaiqiandeyingbi,fuyanshuo:

【buzhidaoweiweijinijiekuanxiangmei,danshiwoquanshenshangxiaqianbaolijiuzhaodaozheidianle,nixianshouzheha,dangxiaofei。ruoshiyihouyouyuan,woyouqianlezailaidianni,huitoujinibushang。】

neishihou……guqingchenmoranjiudongle,zheixiaoyatoupianzi,shijiangtadangchengnanmole!

huiweidangshidechangmian,nvhairuanmiansichouduanbandebaiyao,zaitadezhangxin,yunchouweiwo!

dunranjian,houlongyouyimoganke,shisuizhiwei。

zhoubeijingzhundiqiasuanzheshijian,kaileqianmianchemen,“guxiansheng,sanfenzhongdaole。”

guqingchenzhangtuimaixiadi,shunshidaishangheisemojing,xuanjizhibenhouzuo,jiangchemendakai,duizhesuxiaoxilenglizhoumei:“xiache。”

suxiaoxiangangnaodai,zuibazhangdedadadi……

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vipzongtongjichangtongdao,gulaoyeziyishenheiseyanweifu,shenxinggaoda,xiangshiweirandeshan,zhuzheyigezuanshitoudeguaizhang,jianjianzouchulai。

shenhougenleshushigebaobiao,qishibangbo,zidaiwuxingzhijiandeyapogan。

congwaibiaokanguoqu,shigeshenshijiledelaotouzi。

“guqingchenneigechouxiaozini,juranmanzhewozhengzhengliunian,xianzaicaishuoshenmeyougewusuidehaizi,nanguaizhiqianjitajieshaolianyinduixiang,tadoubujiehun,yuanlaizaodouweihunxianyunle!”

“woyihuierfeidekankan,tadesishengzishigeshenmewanyier!qisiwole!”

gulaoyezizuilidunangzhe,feichangshengguqingchendeqi——

zaizhenggebincheng,renjinjiezhigujiashishijiedingjidecaifajiazu,zuoyongyiwanzichan,qixiachanyebianbuquanqiu,jiulianwaijiebaixingdefengpingyeyizhihaoping,congweiyouguoheilishi。

xianzaijichengrenguqingchenquezanglegehaizi。

媒体会怎么报道?

shuogushijituanjichengrenguqingchensishenghuohunluan?

不,这些言论——

laoyeziqishibingbuzaihu!

tababudeguqingchenyougeerzi,tazhishishengqiweishenmebuzaoshuo,haitacuoguolebaocengsunzidezuijiashiji。

xianzaicengsunzidouwuliusuile,haiyoushenmehaobaode?!

ranergangyichujichang,menkou,heisejiazhangbandemaibahetingshi,guqingchenyishenheisefengyi,gaodatingbadeshenquzhanzaicheqian。

tahuaili,baozheyigeliandanyuanrundenanhai,feihongdeminibochun,heimourubaoshibanmingliang,jiaoxiaozheyouxiujiyin。

nanrendedazhangtuozhesuxiaoxide**,buyunxutaluanniudong。

gulaoyezidunxiajiaobu,wozhezuanshitoudeguaizhangzhandou,roulerouyanjingjidongdao:“zhei……zheijiushiwodecengsunzima?”

这也太可爱了。

fenminggenguqingchenxiaoshihou,yimoyiyang,lianyigenmaodoubucha!

gulaoyezijiakuaijiaobu,kuaibuzoulai。

guqingchenceguoxiaba,yadileyinliang:“zaitaiyeyedemianqianbiaoxianhaoyidian,buxiangbeitasongquyingguozhiliao,nijiubunengrangtazhidaoniyouzibizheng。”