第2章
zhaixiaojingyijingzaixinlibalufengrendingchenglezhuangbeifan，yitianbuzhuanghunshennanshoudeneizhong。
suirantaburenshizhaoliting，dantasuochudegongsigenzhaolitingdegongsitongshuyigexingye，tanengbuzhidaozhaolitingshangweihunjiama？
zuoweijiangzhoushidajiechuqiyejiazhiyi，duoshaogongzigexiangquzhaoliting，renjiapashidoutiaohuayanle，younalikanshanglufengzheigetulituqidejiahuo？
“haohaoshuo，nijiadaodizaina，buranbenguniangbusongle！”zhaixiaojingaojiaodao。
zheizhongchaichuandeganjue，zhenshuangya！
“woca，nizajiubuxinni？”
lufengchediwuyule，yejiushitahezhaolitinghaimeilingzheng，buranfeidebajiehunzhengjishaichulai。
dangranle，yizhaixiaojingdetaidu，lufengjiusuannachulejiehunzheng，tayehuirenweishiweizaode。
“yunxiju，nijiuwangneikai，kanwojinbujindequ！”
“haohaohao，wokai，wojiukannijinbuqulezenmeban！”
翟晓静也来了脾气。
zheiniantou，zhuangbeidoubukaolvyixiahouguoma？
denghuierbeimenweilanzhule，diurendefanzhengbushiwo！
meiguoduojiu，zhaixiaojingdeyuexiangbiantingzaileyunxijudamenkou。
jigeshencaikuiwudemenweilijijingtileqilai。
xiaoquyezhudechenagebushijishishangbaiwande？xiangzheizhongjiaweideche，chuxianzaiyunxijushiwanquanbukenengde。
zhaixiaojingziranyechajuedaolejigemenweitoulaidemuguang，dunshiyouxiegangale，qiaolianhongpupude。
takanlelufengyiyan，meichengxiangzheijiahuodelianpibushiyibanhou，jurangengemeishirenyiyangqiaozheerlangtui，shibushidedouliangxia。
zheishihou，yigemenweizouleguolai，yuqibushandao：“zheiliburangtingche，ganjinkaizou！”
“buhaoyisia，wosonggepengyouhuijia，mashangjiuzou！”zhaixiaojinglimadaoqian。
tameizhuguogaodangxiaoqu，gengbuxiangzaizheilireshenmemafan。
zhaixiaojingshuowanyoukanlelufengyiyan，faxianzheijiahuohaimeiyoubandiandongjing，youxielaiqile。
taxinshengyiji，zhizhefujiashangdelufeng，“xiaogege，jiushita，tashinimendeyezhu！”
业主？
menweidemuguanglikezhuanyidaolufengshenshang。
chuandelalilata，genqitayezhuxiandeneimegegeburu。
“xiansheng，nishiwomenxiaoqudeyezhu？”menweiyihuodao。
tadetaiduhaisuankeyi，zheiyangjiusuanwupanlehaiyouhuixuandeyudi。
lufenggangyaokaikou，quebeizhaixiaojingdaduanle。
“duilexiaogege，tashuo，taxifuerzhuzheili！”
“xifu？”menweigengjiayihuole。
zhaixiaojingkendingdedianlediantou，chenjiwendao：“lufeng，nishuonixifuerjiaoshenmelaizhe？”
shuowanzheixie，tazaixinlideyiyixiao。
zhuangbeifan，kannihaizenmezhuangxiaqu！
“xiansheng，qingwenniqizijiaoshenmemingzi？zhujihaobieshu？wokeyibangnichayixia。”
suishuomenweiyebuxiangxinlufengzhuzaizheili，danweilebaoxianqijian，haishimeibaocukou。
bijing，youxieyezhuxihuandidiao，kanshangqupingpingwuqi，shijishangshishenjiashangyidedalao。
zheigeshihou，lufengxialeche，suiyidebailebaishou，“buyongle，wozijijinqujiuxing。”
“xiansheng，meiyouzhengshishenfenzhiqian，nishibunengjinqude！”menweidashouyilan，duzhulelufengqianxingdelu。
jianzhuang，zuozaichelidezhaixiaojingpuchiyishengxiaolechulai。
好戏开场了！
tadaoxiangkankan，lufengzheigezhuangbeifanhaizenmezhuangxiaqu。
lufengmeitouyizhou，kanxiangmenwei，“zhengshishenme？womeijicuodehua，xiaoqusuoyouyezhudoululezhiwenba？woanzhiwenzongkeyiba？”
menweilengleyixia，suijidiantou，“dangrankeyile，qing。”
lufenggenzhemenweizoudaoledamenpangbiandezhiwenji，zhiyaoanxiashouzhi，xianshiyanzhengchenggong，xiaoqudamenjiuhuizidongdakai。
kanzhelufengdebeiying，zhaixiaojingdeyidedigudao：“dengxiayanzhengshibaile，kannizenmeshouchang，kebiezhiwangbengunianghuibangnishuoshenmehaohua！”
lufengjiuletabujia，dantayehaoxinsonglufenghuijiale，yanxiashitazizuozishou，guaibudeshei。
cishi，lufengyijingshenchuleshizhi，anzaizhiwenjishang。
xiayimiao，jixiedeshengyinchuanlechulai。
“yanzhengshibai！qingzhongxinchangshi！”
cheneidezhaixiaojingyetingdaolebobaoyin，chadianxiaochou。
丢人丢大发咯！
zhanzaiyipangdemenweiyeyouxiewuyule，kanxianglufeng。
anlishuo，zhidaozhiwenji，youdanliangshanglaiande，yinggaishiyezhumeicuoa，jieguozenme……
lufengquehaigengemeishirenyiyang，dandingshuodao：“buhaoyisi，wowangjidangchuyongnazhishouludezhiwenle，wozaishishi。”
tashenchulingyizhishou，shizhianleshangqu。
buguoyimiao，jixiedeshengyinzaicichuanlai。
“yanzhengshibai！qingzhongxinchangshi！”
陆丰：……
门卫：……
bieshuomenwei，lufengdouwuyule。
dangchuzhaolitingbanlaizheili，taluguozhiwenhouzhilaiguoyici，rujinguoquwunian，tanahaijidedangchuludeshinagenshouzhi？
meibanfa，zhinengaigeshiyishile。
yushi，lufengyoushileshiqitajigenshouzhi。
“yanzhengshibai！qingzhongxinchangshi！”
“yanzhengshibai！qingzhongxinchangshi！”
“yanzhengshibai！qingzhongxinchangshi！”
lianxuchangshijiciquanbushibaizhihou，yipangdemenweiyijingyouxiebunaifanle。
“你赶紧给我……”
tagangxiangganzoulufengzheigeshenjingbing，jieguohuagangkaikou，zhiwenjizaicifachuleshengyin。
“yanzhengchenggong！huanyingluxianshenghuijia！”
门卫：……
翟晓静：……
menweilengzhule，meixiangdaoyanqianzheijiahuozhenshiyezhu，haihaogangcaizuibiandehuameiyoushuochulai，buranjiuchuanghuole。
“luxiansheng！shizaiduibuqi！womeixiangdao……”
menweiganmangpeilidaoqian，chadiandezuileyezhu。
yaoshibeitousule，gaobuhaohuidiugongzuode！
lufengzhangshuyikouqi，“meishi，buguaini。”
jiuliantazijiyemeixiangdao，dangchujuranluleyigenxiaozhi，yougouwuliaode……
zhaixiaojingyechedilengzhule。
“woqu！tajingranzhendezhuzheili！”
lufengdiyicijingyanzhengshibaideshihou，tanachuleshouji，zhunbeipaixialaifadaopengyouquan，jieguoxianzaifaxianxiaochouyuanlaishiziji。
“nandaoxiaoxiyouwu？haishishuozhaolitingtoumojiehunle？”
zhaixiao**zaichelikaishihuaiyirenshengle。
zuikeqideshi，lufenghaizhuanshenchongtazhaolezhaoshou，dashengwendao：“wei，yaobuyaoquwojiazuozuo，worangwoxifujinidaobeichaa？”
“不用了！”
zhaixiaojingyicaiyoumen，xunsutaolile。
喝茶？还喝个屁啊！
huixiangqishangchehouzijidudinglufengshizhuangbeifandeshihou，lianjia**ladetang。
zheiduanxiaochaqu，lufengbingmeiyoudanghuishi，dabuzoujinxiaoqu。
kuobiewunian，yunxijuhaishilaoyangzi。
niaoyuhuaxiang，huanjingyoumei，kongqiqingxin。
zhuanyouleyihuier，lufengbianzhaodaole96haobieshu。
lufengtongyangshiyongxiaozhidezhiwendakailebieshudamen，yuanzilijingqiaoqiaode，bingmeiyoukandaobaomuayideshenying。
lufengyemeiyouduoxiang，zoujinleyiloudating。
gangzuoxia，tajiutingjianleloushangchuanlaideliushuisheng，hualalade。
谁在洗澡？婷婷吗？
lufengjidezhaolitingdexiguan，tazheigedianconglaibuhuixizao。
chuyuhaoqi，lufengshangleerlou。
yushidengliangzhe，menyemeiguan。
yushilichuanlaileshuohuashengyin。
“tingtinghuilailema？zhenghao，bangmanayitiaoyujinlai！”
**！
tingjianzheihua，lufengjingchuyishenlenghan。
ganqingyushiliderenbushizijixifu，ershiweilaizhangmunianglinxiuxia！
jiuzailufengchijingdegongfu，linxiuxiayoukaikoule，“tingting？tingjianmeia，bangmanayitiaoyujinlai！”
linxiuxiaxianranshizhidaowaimianyourende，zhishitabuzhidao，lairenbingbushizijinver，ershilufeng。
lufengzhihaoyingzhetoupidao：“ayi，shiwo，wohuilaile。”
huayuli，daizheyisigangayoubushilimaodexiaoyi。
“……”
chenmobanshang，yushilizhongyubaofayidaojianruidejiaosheng。
“aaa！！！lufeng？！nizenmehuilaile！”
“kuai！bamenguanshang！！”