“liushen,yigongqishiliukuaiqiande,shouninqishiwua,ninnahao!”
wanghaixiaoqumenqiandeyikedahuaishuxiamian,jianglangderoutanjiuzaizheili,yinweishizaoshangdeyuanyin,xianzaipangbiangenbenjiumeiyoujigeren!
yigelvexianfeipangdezhongnianfunvkanlekanjianglangshuodao,“jianglang,nigandieyoulaishangdiaoa!”
“刘婶再见!”
jianglangdelianshangyilianwunai,zhinenghenkuaijiujiangzheigeliushendafazaole。
“laotouzi,youlaizheiyitao,shibushiyinggaihuangetaolule,nibushimeizhousanlaishangdiaoma?jintianzheicaizhouyi,nishibushishuihutule?”
jianglangyibianmanghuozhe,yibianmanbujingxindeshuodao。
ercishizaidahuaishudepangbian,youyigemantouyinfadelaotouzizhengcaizaidengzishang,touyeshendaoleyigenshengzili,kanqilaizhendexiangshiyaoshangdiaodeyisi!
“jianglang,nizheigebuzhengqidedongxi,wodoushuolerangniganjinjiehun,wogennishiniangyehaoanxiangwannian,nizenmejiuzheimebuzhidaozunlaoni?wozheimeduonianzhenshibaiyanglenizheimeyigebaiyanlang!”
laotounufachongguan,jiuchacongdengzishangxialaidajianglangyidunle。
jianglangjianzhuangyilianwunaidekanlekanbaifalaotou,“laotouzi,zheimeduonianle,wozuoderenwuyebushaole,xianzaiyijingyuanmantuiyile,wohaixianghaohaodewanliangnianni,nizheimeizhoudoulaicuihunyici,yikuernaosanshangdiaode,jielijiefangdedoujianguaibuguaile!”
“neihaibushiyinweinibuxiaoshun,woyanglenizheimeduonian,nikezhidaobuxiaoyousanwuhouweida?”
shuowanzheihuazhihou,baifalaozheturanxiangshixiangqishenmelaiyiyang,congdengzishangqingqingyiyuejiulaidaolejianglangdemianqian。
ruguorangbierenkandaozheigedanianjidelaotouzijingranyourucijiaojiandeshenshou,kongpahuidachiyijingde。
“ganma!”jianglangyebeiheleyitiao,buzhidaozheigelaotouziyouchoushenmefeng。
“suanle,zheicieryishiwozuihouyicilairangniwanhunle,yihounixiangrangwolai,wohaibulaileni!”shuozhe,laotouziyanyuzhijiandaoshihaiyouxiedeyi。
“cihuadangzhen?”jianglangyeshiyanqianyiliang,zheiduanrizi,zijikeshishenxinshoudaolejidadezhemoa!
“junziyiyansimananzhui!nishiniangshuole,xiazhoutahuiqinzilaide!”
“什么!”
yitingzheihua,jianglangdeyanzhuzidouyaodiaochulaile,shinianglianggezizhijierangjianglangdeshenzidouduosuoleyixia。
kandaojianglangdezheigeyangzi,laotouzigengjiadeyile,“shia,qishiwozheicijiushilaichuanhuade!”
“laoyezi,dajiadoushiwenmingren,zuoshiqingyoushangyouliangma,woshizhendebuxiangjiehun,zaishuole,qiangniudeguabutian,zheigedaoliniyezhidaoba!”
sihuduizheigeshiniangshifendejidan,suoyijianglangyeshibiaoxiandeshifendejiqie!
cishidaoshilundaolaotouzixiandedandingle,“nidegongfu,nideyishu,haiyounishentizhizhongdezhenqi,zheixiedoushiwujiazhibao,nizaizheilicaodaomairoukendingshilangfeide,neizheiyangba,ruguoshuonishizaishibuxiangjiehun,womenyebuxiangbini,bijingzheimeduonianle,niyexinkule,xiangyaowanyiwanyeshizhengchangde,zheiliyouqizhanghunyue,niqutuileba!”
shuozhe,laotouzijiangzijidebeibaorengzailezhuozishang!
“这么多婚约?”
naguobaolaikanlekan,libiandequeshiyouqizhanghunyue,erqieshangmianhaiyouzijideshouyin,buguozheishouyinyeshixiaoshihoude。
“laotouzi,nizheishibawomailema?zheimeduoren?”
jianglangyibiankan,yibianyilianwunaideshuodao。
“xingle,fanzhengnizijixuanze,yaomequtuihun,yaomexiazhounishinianglai!”
laotouzicishiyijingzhanjulezhudong。
“biejie,wozheijiuchufa,bujiushiqutuihunma,wozhidaoyinggaizenmeban?”jianglanghedelianlianbaishou。
laotouzicishigengjiadeyile,“zheishichepiao,xiawusandiandeshihoudaodalangzhou!”
“laotouzi,nibushizaojiujisuanhaoleba,chepiaodoujiwomaile?”jianglangdaliangzhelaotouzi。
“nizenmeniangmenerjijide,ganjingundan!”
shuowanzheihua,laotouziyijiaotizailejianglangde**shang,jiangjianglangtichuquhaoyuan!
jianglangwunaidebeizhebao,yibianrouzhe**yibiandunangzhe,“zenmehaoxiangshiquantaoa!”
“heihei,lijie,nilaile,jinwanshangzanmenqunatiaoguangchangwua,kebunengranglaoliutougennitiaole,taneimoyang,neiwudaojianzhijiushipohuailenidexiannvxingxianga!”
cishidelaotouzidetanweiqianmianchuxianleyiweiwushiduosuidedashen,laotouzidezheifandazhaohugengjiayinzhengle,zheigelaotouzikendingshixiangyaobazhanzijidetanwei,ranhouliaozheixiedamade。
ruguobeishiniangzhidaole……
xiangdaoshinianglianggezi,jianglangyoushiyishendelenghan,daleduosuo,jiuzuochezhibenlangzhoule!
“xiongdi,nixianfangxiadao,zanmenyoushiqinghaoshangliang,keyima?”
zailangzhoufuhuadashadelouding,cishizhengyoujishigerenzaiweiguan,yinweizaidaloudebianyuan,cishiyigedaizhemaozidenanzizhengxiechileyigenvhai!