第一章 我有七个未婚妻

“liushen,yigongqishiliukuaiqiande,shouninqishiwua,ninnahao!”

wanghaixiaoqumenqiandeyikedahuaishuxiamian,jianglangderoutanjiuzaizheili,yinweishizaoshangdeyuanyin,xianzaipangbiangenbenjiumeiyoujigeren!

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“刘婶再见!”

jianglangdelianshangyilianwunai,zhinenghenkuaijiujiangzheigeliushendafazaole。

“laotouzi,youlaizheiyitao,shibushiyinggaihuangetaolule,nibushimeizhousanlaishangdiaoma?jintianzheicaizhouyi,nishibushishuihutule?”

jianglangyibianmanghuozhe,yibianmanbujingxindeshuodao。

ercishizaidahuaishudepangbian,youyigemantouyinfadelaotouzizhengcaizaidengzishang,touyeshendaoleyigenshengzili,kanqilaizhendexiangshiyaoshangdiaodeyisi!

“jianglang,nizheigebuzhengqidedongxi,wodoushuolerangniganjinjiehun,wogennishiniangyehaoanxiangwannian,nizenmejiuzheimebuzhidaozunlaoni?wozheimeduonianzhenshibaiyanglenizheimeyigebaiyanlang!”

laotounufachongguan,jiuchacongdengzishangxialaidajianglangyidunle。

jianglangjianzhuangyilianwunaidekanlekanbaifalaotou,“laotouzi,zheimeduonianle,wozuoderenwuyebushaole,xianzaiyijingyuanmantuiyile,wohaixianghaohaodewanliangnianni,nizheimeizhoudoulaicuihunyici,yikuernaosanshangdiaode,jielijiefangdedoujianguaibuguaile!”

“neihaibushiyinweinibuxiaoshun,woyanglenizheimeduonian,nikezhidaobuxiaoyousanwuhouweida?”

shuowanzheihuazhihou,baifalaozheturanxiangshixiangqishenmelaiyiyang,congdengzishangqingqingyiyuejiulaidaolejianglangdemianqian。

ruguorangbierenkandaozheigedanianjidelaotouzijingranyourucijiaojiandeshenshou,kongpahuidachiyijingde。

“ganma!”jianglangyebeiheleyitiao,buzhidaozheigelaotouziyouchoushenmefeng。

“suanle,zheicieryishiwozuihouyicilairangniwanhunle,yihounixiangrangwolai,wohaibulaileni!”shuozhe,laotouziyanyuzhijiandaoshihaiyouxiedeyi。

“cihuadangzhen?”jianglangyeshiyanqianyiliang,zheiduanrizi,zijikeshishenxinshoudaolejidadezhemoa!

“junziyiyansimananzhui!nishiniangshuole,xiazhoutahuiqinzilaide!”

“什么!”

yitingzheihua,jianglangdeyanzhuzidouyaodiaochulaile,shinianglianggezizhijierangjianglangdeshenzidouduosuoleyixia。

kandaojianglangdezheigeyangzi,laotouzigengjiadeyile,“shia,qishiwozheicijiushilaichuanhuade!”

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shuozhe,laotouzijiangzijidebeibaorengzailezhuozishang!

“这么多婚约?”

naguobaolaikanlekan,libiandequeshiyouqizhanghunyue,erqieshangmianhaiyouzijideshouyin,buguozheishouyinyeshixiaoshihoude。

“laotouzi,nizheishibawomailema?zheimeduoren?”

jianglangyibiankan,yibianyilianwunaideshuodao。

“xingle,fanzhengnizijixuanze,yaomequtuihun,yaomexiazhounishinianglai!”

laotouzicishiyijingzhanjulezhudong。

“biejie,wozheijiuchufa,bujiushiqutuihunma,wozhidaoyinggaizenmeban?”jianglanghedelianlianbaishou。

laotouzicishigengjiadeyile,“zheishichepiao,xiawusandiandeshihoudaodalangzhou!”

“laotouzi,nibushizaojiujisuanhaoleba,chepiaodoujiwomaile?”jianglangdaliangzhelaotouzi。

“nizenmeniangmenerjijide,ganjingundan!”

shuowanzheihua,laotouziyijiaotizailejianglangde**shang,jiangjianglangtichuquhaoyuan!

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“heihei,lijie,nilaile,jinwanshangzanmenqunatiaoguangchangwua,kebunengranglaoliutougennitiaole,taneimoyang,neiwudaojianzhijiushipohuailenidexiannvxingxianga!”

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ruguobeishiniangzhidaole……

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