第3章
weiliangshishenxiyikouqi，yansudao。
“xueshengzaixishidedaqinhushangshouzhongmailejikuaiyumian，ouranfaxianqixishuixingjihaoqieqingroushushitiehejifu。”
“xiangqizaitaixueshi，nvzimenchangrongyiyinweiyuexinnongzangyiqun，shenghuodushudoujiqibubian。”
“yushizaixiagenjushuitongdeyuanli，youzuolezheiyikuanxishuixinggengqiangbuyishenlouhaiqingroushushideyueshidai，zhengzaigaijinjieduan，meixiangdaojinribianpaishangleyongchang。”
“大家请看。”
tajuqidairuomujidexiaojinyushoushangdeneizhishoujinvxueshengmenkan：“guoranyidixuedoumeilouchulai。”
zhanghuadengreneranchulizaiyuandi。
xiaojinyuyangtoudaidaidekanzhezijibeiyueshidaibaoguozhedequantou。
weiliangshifangxiaxiaojinyudeshou，chaoxiaochengjigongjingyiyi。
“fuzimingjian，xueshengyiwei，mingsuankeshenweitaixuezhongkemuzhishou，yiqiejisuanjiyaoshangkeweiwojinchaojunnongxiaoli，xiayeyaohuijibaixingrichang，gaishanbaixingshenghuozhizhiliang。”
“tianxiaziminbanshudouweinvzi，zhengyinweijingxue，nvzicaikeyishengeryunvweijinchaoyanxuxuemai，guanhujinchaoxuemaidedongxiyouzenjiaowuhuizhiwu？”
weiliangshishengxianqingxi，cishishuodaozuihouyiju，shengyinlveweibipingshidalexie。
zheihuaqueshijianjiebochileganggangshuoazadeerhuangzi。
danweiliangshicishizhanledayi，tayebubianshuoshenme，muguangqueyilengxialai，weiliangshizhidaozijidayueshidezuitale，cishiquewuxiaguji，xinweiweitiaoletiao，kanxiangyipangdefuzi。
xiaochengjijiangtaheshangdetuzhinianzaishouli，zhankaikanlekan。
mojihaimeiyougantou，bijianshidandandezhihemodexiangqi，tudaoshihuadeyoumoyouyang，zhishibuzhidaozuochulaizhihoushijixiaoguoruhe。
zuihaodegongjiangyutucedouzaihuangjiadeshouli，gongbuyuyujiangdouzuobuchulaidedongxi，weiliangshiyaoshizhennengzuochulai，daozhenshitiancitaxiaochengji。
“banmennongfu，nanchengqihou。”erhuangzixianedao。
rujinchaotingmenfazhuanquan，qitajigexiongdidoumangzhelongluohaomenwangzu，jiejiaoquangui，tazheigebuchengqideyimudidipianpianfanqidaoerxingzhi，tiantiansihunzaiqiongsuanxueshengduili，buguodaoyeshirangtafangxin。
“bale，jintiannishiduo，woyebujiuliule，gaitiannizaiquwofushangzuozuo。”erhuangzibaibaishousuikoudao。
xiaochengjiwenyanxiaolexiao：“ergeshuodeshi，ergemanzou。”
daidaorenyizou，xiaochengjilianshangdexiaoyisanle，tapieleyiyanweiliangshi，shuaishuaixiuzi，youyoudao：“dousanleba。”
“jinrideshiqingjieshicongweiliangshierqi，niliuxia。”
xiaojinyuzhanglezhangzui，xiangshuoshenme，yuyanyouzhi，zhongjiuhaishishenyijiaoqianyijiaodezoule。
weiliangshiditoutingzhejiaobushengxixisusuyuanqu，henkuailangxiabiandekongdangxialai。
xiaochengjifanjianshuangshou，huanhuanduobuzhiyuchibian。
weiliangshihenzijuedegenzaitashenhou，dengzhetingtaxunshi，zhishiquebingburutasuoliao，xiaochengjisihubingmeiyouzefadeyisi。
“jideweijunyeshichushenguanhuanrenjia，lingzunshentibuhao，zhizuodaolejiupinlantailingshi，bianzaozaozhishihuijia。”
weiliangshidiantou：“shi。”
“daoshitingshuoguolingzunweirenqingzheng，zhishikexi，ruobushishentibaoyang，tazaichaozhonghainenggengjinjibu。”
xiansanwangyexiantingxinbu，zitaiyonglan，shuohuashiyuqitingqilaishifendesuiyi。
“zheiliangfutuzhizuodehenbucuo，lingzunlingtangjiaodaoyoufang——”
xiaochengjipieletayiyan，xianxiandezhualeyibayuerrengjinchizhong。
weiliangshishenshenyiyi，gongjingdekanzhezijidejiaojian：“xueshengzuochushuicheyushuitongdetuzhi，quebugouwanshan，fuzixueshiyuanbo，xueshengdoudanjiangtuzhisongdaofuzifushang，qingfuzidezhidian。”
mingmingshigenanren，queyouzheiyangqingcuiyueerdeshengxian，taxiangqiwangfuhuanyangdeyizhihuangniao，shengyinyeshixiangzheiyanghaoting。
xiaochengjiqingxiaoyisheng，xinqingmomingyuyuejifen。
shigehuikanrenliansedecongmingren。
tadeshixianyouhuaguotadebojing。
guanghua，yingbai，fangfoyijielianou，yaoshifushoushangqushaoweiyongdianli，yibuxiaoxinjiuhuizheduan。
rujinzhengshichuxia，taquebibierenduochuanleyijianneichen，raoshiruci，querengyixikejianbojingdequxian——
weimiantaiyinroushouruolexie。
xiaochengjirenbuzhuweiweizhoumei，“tianqinuanhe，weihehaichuanzheimeduoyishang？”
nanrenchaotagoulegoushou，shiyitazoujinxie。
weiliangshiyikexinhuranpengpengluantiaoqilai，mubuxieshidekanzhejiaoxiadedimian，zhandedingdingde，zuoshouchuaijinyoushouxiuzili，jiaoxiayibuyemeinuo。
“fuzihaiyoushime？meishidehuaxueshengxianhuijiale，jiamuhaizaidengxueshenghuiquyongfan。”
tashengyinyiziyiju，zhidiyousheng，jiulianyuanyuanshifengzaimenlangchudesuicongyedouhedemianmianxiangqu。
xiaochengjidongzuoweiweiyidun，xiaozhe，youzhongfuleyibian。
“你说什么？”
weiliangshimianbugaisedezhenglileyixiazijideyiguan，patayoutingbuqing，shengyinshaoweidaledian。
“fuzi，xueshengshuo，jiamudengzhexueshenghuiquchifan，zaibuhuiqu，fancaiyaolengle。”
tingshangdeqifenzhouranyipiansiji。
weiliangshidengleyihui，jiantahaibushuohua，zhenzhuodao：“neixueshengjiuxiangaocile？”
fuzixinkuan，yingdangbuhuizenmejijiaode。
tagonggongjingjingyouxingleyili，fuxiuzhuanshenliqu。
xiaochengjiyishoufuzhulangan，cuoedekanzhetatouyebuhuidebeiying，zhijuedexihan。
zheishishang，jinghaiyourucibitabujideren。
“殿下恕罪。”
zhaoxuejiucongyoulanghouzouchu，shouzhongpengzheweiliangshiliuxiadeliangjuantuzhi，dishengdao，“weijunyixiangyishierduli，bingxingruci。”
“youdiandongxidenianqingrenme。”
zhaoxuejiulvlelvxiabashangdehuxu，anweidao：“duoduoshaoshaodouyoudianpiqide。”
“ruoshinenglongluozhuweijun，buzhengheledianxiaguangna**，qinjinhanmenshizudeyi。”
xiaochengjijiangshouzhongdeyuerjinshurengjinshuizhong，suishoujieguozhaoqiandiguolaideshoupacashou。
ruoshixunchangxuesheng，rucimuzhongwushangtaziranbuxi。
jishitaixuedeyoudengsheng，younianjiqingqingzuochuzheiyangdejiguantuzhilai，tadaodishixicaizhiren。
“谁说我要降罪。”
tachelechechunjiao，shengyindichen。
“benwangtengtahailaibuji，taixuemingriyushukeyuekao，nipairenjiangwodeneifuqianzhehongbaoshidecuojinmaan，zaitiaoxiezhubaosongjita，jiushuobenwangyoushang。”
——
weiliangshilinzheshudaizouzaidajieshangshihuranlianzhedalehaojigepenti。
tazhoumeimolemozijiguangliuliudebanbianshoubei，hairehuzhe，yaoyaotouhengzhexiaodiaowanghuaihuaxiangguailejinqu。
haihaojinrifuzilaileyitang，buranhaideliuzaitaixuelijiaolichuyuefuxigougudingli。
tachuaizhebanjiexiuziyouyoudewangjializou。
weizhaizhaixiaodementoujiuzaibuyuanchu，qiangbiyouxiebanbole，qingtaiyanzheqianggenweibukechadewangshangpanyuan，jizhugouweibacaocongshitoufenglizuanchulai，beiweifengchuideyaotouhuangnao。
huaihuaxiangyixiangpijing，pingrilimeijigeren，dayueshitajinrihuilaiwanxie，yougerenyingzaijihumentouqianzuoguyoupan。
大概是叫花子。
tasoulesoushenshang，meitongqianle，bianmeiyouzailihui，zhaojiusuishoujiangshoulideshudaiwangbozishangyitao，xiaosaliluodefanshenshangqiang，tiaolejinqu。