第1章
yidaodaodejianjiaosheng，koushaoshengrulangchaoyibandexilai，rangsuxiaoxiaobenlaitengtongdetougengtengle。
“都闭嘴...”
suxiaoxiaohaoburongyituchuyijuhualai，lianzijidoujingdaile。
zijizheishizenmele，houlongtengdexiangshitunlejijintieshayiyangde。
buduia，zijizhixingrenwudeshihou，beishouliudanzhasilea！
怎么还会疼？
yongjinliqi，haoburongyizhengkaiyanjing，taitouyikan，jiubeiheiyayaderentougeiheleyitiao。
“aiya，taqilaile！”
buzhidaosheihanleyisheng，dajiawengwengwengdeyilunshengyinjiushunjianxiangqi。
haoburongyizhanwenleshenying，suxiaoxiaoyuandizhuanleyiquan，kanqingchulezijisuozaideweizhi。
cikedetajiuhaoxiangyigexiaomayiyiban，zhanzaiyigedadadekenglimian。
zhishizheigekengshirenxiude，dimianpingzheng，sizhouhaiyouweiqiang，weiqiangshangmianhaiyouyixietiemen，tiemenlimianheiqiqide，buzhidaoyouxieshenme。
erzaiweiqiangdedingduan，shiyipaipaidezuowei，shangmianhaizuozhexuxuduoduoderen，xiangkanhouziyiyangdekanzheta。
erta，cikeyishendehongsezhangpao，jiuxiangbeixueranhongdeyiyang。
zuijiaoyichou，suxiaoxiaohenbudefanyigebaiyan。
meisishibucuo，danshisheilaigaosuziji，xianzaishishenmeqingkuanga？zenmehaihuanleyifu？
“吼！”
yidaohoujiaoshenglahuilesuxiaoxiaodesixu。
是老虎！
buyongkansuxiaoxiaojiuzhidao，gangganghoujiaodedongxijiushilaohu，yinweidangchutaweilezhixingyigerenwu，zaidongwuyuandailebangeyue，zheizhongshengyintaishuxile。
suxiaoxiaobuyiweirandejixudaliangsizhou，zhishipengpengpengdejiaobushengyinzaigaosuta，laidelaohuhaoxiangyouxieda！
“咔嚓！”
yidaodamenbeidakaile，jinjiezhezouchuleyigepangrandawu。
ruoshilaohuzhangdegendaxiangyiyangda，suanbusuanpangrandawuni？
废话！
suxiaoxiaozuijiaoyichou，zheiyejiaolaohu？
开什么玩笑！
“吼！”
eleliangtiandelaohujiandaomianqianyouyigeshiwu，xingfendechaotahoujiaozhe，qianzhangbuduandemocazhedimian，guaqiyidaodaodebaisehenji。
laohumocaqianzhang，shiyaojingongdexinhao。
suxiaoxiaolenghengyisheng，antiyikouqi，xiangyaochongguoquyizhangpilezheizhifanrendelaohu。
zhishishunjiantalianjiuheile。
laoziyinyiweiaodeneilini？
neikeyifeihuashangrendeneilini？
zhishiburongsuxiaoxiaoduoxiang，yinweineizhidalaohuyijingpuleguolai。
dalaohudesudutaikuai，suxiaoxiaohailaibujishichubishajijiubeipudaozailedishang，jianbangbeidalaohudeqianzhangyazhu，daizhexingchouweidedazuijiuchaotayaoleguolai。
jianbangjiuxiangyaobeiyasuileyiban，danshicikedesuxiaoxiaoyijingmeiyoujingliquguanneixie，zhishidingzhedalaohudeyanjing，yongyiniancuimianta。
“nishiyizhimao，buchiren，nishiyizhimao...”
suxiaoxiaobuduandejizhongjinglicuimiandalaohu，zhongyuzaitadazuiyaoyaozhutadeshihoutingliuxiaxialai。
neichuixianyudidekoushuijiuzheiyangliuzailetadelianshang，rangtaweiweidezhouleyixiamei。
danshicikezhinengjixucuimianta。
“fangkaiwo，guaiguaishuijue...”
dalaohumanmandefangkailesuxiaoxiaodejianbang，suxiaoxiaochenjichaopangbiangunlejiquan，shenshendexilejikouqi，cadiaolelianjiashangdekoushui。
真恶心！
“ganshenme，shanga，yaosita！”