第2章 小兄弟,我叫邱五

gongyuanmenkouyouhaoxiegeqiwuzhengtengdehuntuntanzi,pingrilitameiqiandeshihou,zheixiehuntuntanzikeshitatianbaodupidehaoquchu。

yiwangkandaozheixietanzi,tazhinengkandaogejiadeshengyihaohuai,erxianzai,tongguo《zangshu》zhongdefengshuipian,taquekanchulezheixietanzishengyihaohuaidegenyuansuozai!

fengshuifengshui,shijishangjiushizangfengjushui,youfengyoushui,zefengshengershuiqi,shuidongerfengsheng。jiusuanzuoxiaomaimai,dajiayedoushixiwangshengyixinglong,meiyouqidaishengyibuhaode。

“laoban,yiwanzhurouconghuahuntun。”suibianzhaolegedifangzuoxia,zhuliangdianlewanhuntun,bianzaicidaliangqizheigetashichangguanggudetanwei。

zheijiahuntunweidaojihao,laobanyeshigehoudaoren,zhishizuoshengyibingfeirenhoudao、laoshijiuyidingnengzhuanqian,yiqianzhuliangyegaobudong,weishenmezheijiadehundunzheimehaochi,shengyiquefanerburubiejia?danshixianzai,kandaotanweishangzaotai、daguobaifangdeweizhi,tadaoshimingbaileqizhongyuanyin。

shanguanrendingshuiguancai,biekanhuntuntanzixiao,shijishangqueyeshiyigefengshuiju。zaotaibaizaizhengbeifangdeshuiwei,fengshuizhenjiuchengshuilouzhiju。shuilou,yiweizhecaifuliushi,zhuliangxiangxin,ruguolaobanjiangzaotaihedaguonuodaozhengxifangjinwei,huozhexibeifangdejinwei,neijiushijujinju,shengyijueduihuidayougaiguan。

yiwanzhurouconghuahuntunxiadu,zhuliangganjuezhenggeshentidounuanhele。chenzhefuqiandegongfu,taduilaobanshuo:“dage,ninzheizaotaibaizaineiliyoupofengshuia,ninkan,bujinzaotaiaijiao,danglexingrenjinchu,guolidezhengqihairongyixundaoshike,ruguonintingwoyijuquanni,neininjiujiangzaotaifangcemianyidiandexibeijinweiqu,na,jiushizheili,baoguanrihoushengyixinglong。”

laobanlengleleng,taitoukanzhezhuliang,jiantaxiaomimidebusikaiwanxiao,yebiantouxiankanlekan,faxianguoranruzhuliangsuoshuo,zaotaiaijiaozhengqixunren,suibumingbaizhuliangshuode“fengshui”shishenmedongxi,yebuyoulianliandiantou,zhunbeiyihuixianxialaijiujizaotaihuanhuanweizhi。

zhuliangyejiuxingzhilailesuikouyishuo,daoyemeijiangzheidengxiaoshifangzaixinshang。keshitaquebuzhidao,tashuochuzheifanhuadeshihou,huntuntanliyigesishilaisuidezhongniannanrenquehurantaiqiletou,lianshangluchuyayizhise。

“xiaoxiongdi,dengdeng,dengdeng。”

zhuliangzhengzhunbeiqugongjiaozhandianzuogongjiao,shenhouqueturanchuanlaiyizhenjicudejiaohan,tagangzhuanguoshen,bianjianyigexizhuanggelvfeitoudaerdezhongnianren,xiaopaozhezhuidaoletashenbian。

“hanwo?”zhuliangyouxiebuqueding。

jianzhuliangmianyouyihuo,zhongniannanziheheyixiao,jiweishuliandecongyidoulitaochuyizhangtangjinmingpian,shuangshoufengsongzhizhuliangmianqian,ziwojieshaodao:“xiaoxiongdi,wojiaoqiuwu,buzhidaonifangbufangbianliugedianhua?”

yaoshihuanzuoyiqian,dangjieyudaozheiyangyigemomingqimiaoderen,zhuliangyidinghuijiangqidangchengpianzi,zhuanshenjiuzou。kexianzaibutong,zhishikanleqiuwuyiyan,tayijingjiangqiuwudezhenshishenfencaichugeqiqibaba。

qiuwutouzhengefang,qiantinglongzhi,biliangsuibutingba,quechuizhifeiluo,zhengyingfuguizhixiang。zhishitayishuangyanjingquexiaoersanjiao,shuangcequangutuqitaiguo,zeyoushuomingtasuijiaxianfugui,queshizhongshengdelaoliuming。

duiqiuwudedagaiqingkuangyoulepanduan,zhuliangjieguomingpiansaoleyiyan,changdajianzhugongsifuzong,xinzhongweidong。

tayebufeihua,congdoulitaochushenqipainuojiyazhuanyekaipingshouji,anzhaomingpianshangdedianhua,jiqiuwuboleguoqu。

“zheishiwodeshoujihao,meishenmeshidehua,woxianzoule。”zhuliangchongzheqiuwudianlediantou。zhuanshen,jianshiyilugongjiaocheyijingshiruzhantai,bianganjinxiaopaolejibu,zaichemenjijiangbihedechanei,chenggongjileshangqu。

zhantaiwai,qiuwunazhezuixinkuanxiaopingguo,feikuaiandongjianpan,jianghaomacunrudianhuaben,zhishizaianmingzideshihou,tacaituranfaxian,zijijuranwangjilewenneigexiaoxiongdimingzi。

buzhidaomingzi,zheibingbuyingxiangqiuwuzuobiaoji,jigejianzianxiaqu,dianhuabenshangmingzideweizhi,liuxiale“fengshuishi”sangezi。

zhuliangzuochezoule,qiuwubenlaiyedasuanzou,zhuanshendegongfu,quejianhuntuntanlaobanzhengyizhuliangxianqiansuoshuo,bannuozhezaotaiguolu,dunshixinzhongyidong,youhuiqudianlewanhundun。taxiangkankanhunduntandeshengyihuibuhuizhenyoubianhua。

zaochenqibadiandegongchezongshihenji。jinguanzhuliangzaoyilianjiugongchejirenshenji,danshidangjiaomianbeitongyigerencailesanciyihou,rengjiuyouxieqinao。

taiqitou,kanzheneigeliancaizijisanci,queyishengbaoqiandoumeishuoguodenianqingnanzi,zhuliangbuyouweiweiyileng。

zheinianqingrenbitouanhong,neiliqueyouyinhei,kebuzhengshipocaizhizhao?zhuliangpielepiezui,yelandegenzheikeliandejiahuojijiao,zhiwangshenhounuolenuo,keyiyucirenbaochileyiduanjuli。

gongjiaocheyaoyaohuanghuang,genmayizailushangpaside,haoburongyishiguolianggezhandian,jiuzaigongjiaocheqibulikaidisangezhandiandechanei,turanjian,neizhudingyaopocaidekelianhaizifachulejingdiandejianjiao。

“啊!我的钱包!”

yishengjianjiao,cheshangsuizhegongchehuangdong,zhenghunhunyushuiderenmenquandouzhengkaileyanjing。zhongrenlenglengkanzheneigekeliandejiahuo,lianshangquandoushibujiayanshideyane。

nanhugongyuanneiyizhanshangchederenhenduo,zheijiahuozhengshidangshijidezuihuandeneige。zhuliangshenbianhenduoyunanziyiqishangchede,xiangqizheijiahuojishangcheshineixiaozhangdemoyang,quandouzaixindimonianhuogai。

“nishixiachezhaoqianbaohaishizenmede?”jiashishinei,sijibunaifandeshuodao。

zheizhongjingyanfengfudegongjiaosiji,zaojianguanleleisiqingkuang,hekuangyinweizuijingongchebashouchangjue,chexiangneihaiteyizhangtielexindefangbajingshibiaoyu。

jingshibiaoyutiele,gongcheguangbotixingle,xianzaiqianbaodiule,sijikeburenweizheiyoutabandianzeren。

“suanle,qianyebuduo,dangpocaimianzaile。”nanziguzuodafangderangleyiju,buguokantaroutongdebiaoqing,jinerzaoshangpodezheigecai,kebuxiangtashuodeneiyangbuxieyigua。

gongcheyaoyaohuanghuangjixushanglu,cheshangzhongrenzaiyicibiandehunhunyushui,henduorenzhanzhedouzaidadun,kezhuliangquemeiyouyidingdiankunyi。

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