lingyuanlianggezi，zhendezhenggebaojianwengwengzuoxiang，huodashineiqixingchengyiguqijing，saoxiangsizhou，zhuozishangbaifangdeshuiguo，sanluoyidi。
tianlingdanshiliuwuxienachulaideshanjianban，gongxiaobujiyuanpeifangwanfenzhiyi，danfangdaocanglancheng，rengshijuehaodedanyao。
guanyutianlingdandeyaoxiao，danfangshangyouxiangxijieshao，yuanyuangaochushimianshangxiaoshoudesuoyoudanyao。
rangtazhenjingdeshiyuancailiao，yaobierpinyangxindanhaiyaobianyishibei！
简直一本万利！
“nijingrannazheyimeijiadedanfangqianlaihunao，niannichufan，woraoniyici，ganjingun，buranxiuguaiwobukeqi。”
huodashiyanjiaoshanguoyisitanlan，taruguonengzhangwotianlingdanlianzhizhifa，jikejinshengsanxingliandanshi。
daoshiqianwangdayanhuangcheng，neilicaishixiushijujizhidi，canglanchengpianjuyiou，fangdaozhenggedayanhuangchao，buguocanghaiyisu。
什么叫霸道？
zheijiushibadao，xiangyaotunbingdanfang，fanlianbifanshudoukuai，danfangshangdeyaocaipeifang，tayileranruxiong，jitayigeyueshijianyanjiu，bidingnengzuanyanchulianzhibuzhou。
wuxianliuwuxienalaiyizhangjiadedanfang，qimudebuyaneryu，leitaoyanjiaoluchuyisiguaiyizhise。
yitaduihuodashidelejie，ruguodanfangshijiade，zaojiushuaixiupaolikai，shenzhihuidadachushou。
yanqiandeyimu，rangtayouxiezhuomobutoule，zheimeidanfangdejiazhikeyirangtangtangerxingliandanshifangqizunyan，wuxianyimingxiaoxiaodezhuixu？
“啪啪啪……”
liuwuxieturanpaizhang，zuijiaoluchuyimonongnongdechaofeng。
“yimeixiaoxiaodedanfangeryi，bianrangnimenluchurucichouedezuilian，jintianhaizhenshirangwodakaiyanjie。”
讽刺。
huodashilianshanghongyizhenqingyizhen，leitaogengshidixiatou，youxiebuhaoyisi。
“xiaozi，nidashangwodanbaogexiaosi，nazhejiadedanfangqipianwomen，zuigaiwansi。”
huodashichedisipolianpi，yipaogudang，qianghengdeqishi，xijuanerzhi。
tayaoqiangxingzhenyaliuwuxie，zhaogezuimingwuxianta，shunlichengzhangnadaodanfang，jiusuantajiangshiqingnaoda，sheihuixiangxinyigefeiwudehua，kuangqieshixiaoxiaodezhuixu。
“杀我？”
“就凭你？”
liuwuxielengxiaolianlian，linglideshuangyan，youruliangdaolijian，zhicihuodashidelinghun，rangtashentiyihuang，chadianyitouzaidao，zheishiyishuangshenmeyangdeyanjing，keyikanchuanxuwang。
huodashiwubinaonu，diweizunchongdeta，jintianjingzaodaozheiyangxiuru，beixiaoxiaodelouyihedao。
“nizhaosi，neiwojiuchengquanni。”
huodashiyizhangnianyaliuwuxie，leitaoxiangyaozuzhiyijinglaibujile，tayemeiliaodao，huodashijingtuxiashashou。
“nixiangzaosi，jiujinguanchushou。meiciliandan，nidezhanzhongxueshibushichuanlaijutong，erqiezuijinyiliangnian，tengtongyuefajilie，xuyaotunfuzhitongdeyaowu，cainengjianhuan。”
liuwuxiejingjingdizhanzaiyuandi，lianhaishoudezitaidoumeiyou，huodashiquedouranshouhuishouzhang，xiangshijianleguiyiyangdingzheliuwuxie。
zheishitademimi，meicilianzhidanyao，zhanzhongxuedequechuanlaijutong，zuijinjigeyue，tongdeta**，xiangguozisha。
suoyizheilianggeyueshijian，danbaogepeiyuandandeshuliang，yizairuijian，huodashishengchengshentibushufu，dajiadaoyemeizaiyi。
“ni……nizenmezhidao……”
tahuangle，shuochulaitajiuhouhui，qibushichengrenliuwuxiesuoshuo。
dantaxiangdaozhanzhongxuechuanlaidetongku，yanmouzhongshanguoyisiaiqiuzhise。
“niweiletishengdaoerxingliandanshi，qiangxingtunfupolingdan，daozhixinzangshousun，xinshuhuo，suoyinimeiciliandan，caokonghuoshuxing，xinzangchengshoujidadeyali，chuandidaonidezhanzhongxue，buchusanyue，nibidingyimingwuhu。”
liuwuxiemeiyouyinzang，huodashitingdelianselianlianzhoubian。
丝毫不差！
leitaozuibazhangdelaoda，polingdanshijinjidanyao，fuzuoyongjida，meixiangdaohuodashi……
“wogaizenmeban，niyidingzhidaobanfashibushi。”
huodashihuangle，zhanzhongxuechuanlaidejutong，rangtaxinyouyuji，zuiduosanyue，tahuibeihuohuodetengsi。
“banfadaoshiyou，buguo……wopingshenmeyaojiuni！”
柳无邪一脸鄙夷。
leitaodouyouxiekanbuxiaqule，gangcaihaiwuxianliuwuxie，chadiansharenmiekou。
“zhiyaoninengjiuwo，shenmetiaojianwodounengdayingni，jinqian？meinv？nixiangyaoshenme，wotongtongjini。”
danrendanbaogeshouxiliandanshi，zheixieniantajileilebushaocaifu。
“tongtongjiwo？”liuwuxielengxiao，“woxiangyaodedongxi，ququdanbaogeweibinengnadechulai。”
yanjiaoluchuyisiqingmie，xiaoxiaoerpinliandanshi，nengyouduodadecaifu，tahaizhenmeifangzaiyanli。
“liugongzi，qiuqiunile，daodiruhecaikenjiuwo？”
huodashifangqizunyan，muguangliuluchuaiqiuzhise，rutongnishuiderenerzhuadaoyigenjiumingdaocao。
“jiuniyekeyi，woyebuyaonidecaifu，wolaidanbaoge，zhiyouyigemude，gennimenhezuo。”
tianlingdanyidanwenshi，hechoumeiyouziyuanliuru，tabuxiangshourenyibing，bazhudongquanzhangwozaizijishouli。
“kuaishuo，nixiangzenmehezuo？”
huodashiyilianjipo，rangleitaoyizhenwuyu，zheihaishitaxinmuzhongdeerxingliandanshima，genyitiaohabagouchabuduo，jiuchaguixialaitianliuwuxiedexiedile。
“你有这个资格？”
binglengdechaofengsheng，xiangshiyijihenhendeerguang，shanzaihuodashidelianshang。
danweilehuoming，zaitengtayederenzhe。
leitaoburenzaikan，pieguonaodai，jintianfashengdeyimu，chedidianfuletadesanguan。
xiaoxiaozhuixu，gandanaodanbaoge，nachushenmidanfang，gengshidaochuhuodashishentiyinji，bizhetaganyuandishengxiaqi，zheihaishiyiqianneigewankudezhuixuma？
“gezhubuzaicanglancheng，hezuodeshiqing，laofuyirenkeyizuozhu，nijinguankaikou。”
huodashishuowan，kanleyiyanleitao，houzhemeiyoubiaotai，zhengmingletasuoshuoshushi。
liuwuxiebingweizhejishangtanhezuodeshiqing，ranghuodashinachuyitaoyinzhen，shouzhirufeng，zhizhangdeyinzhen，ciruhuodashidezhanzhongxue，fachuyizhenqingweidelvdongsheng。
yimeijiezheyimei，yanhualiaoluan。
suoyouyinzhenzhunqueciruzhoushengedaqiaoxue，yigunuanliuconghuodashijiaodizisheng，yanshendaosizhibaihai，zhanzhongxueyintongzaizhujianxiaoshi，zheirangtaxingfenbuyi。
“niyinjitaishen，xuyaowucicainengchedigenchu。”
bachuyinzhen，liuwuxiebudaiyisiganqingdeshuodao，yitadeshouduan，yicijiunengzhiyu。buguo，zheimekuaizhihaota，zaifanlianburenren，qibushizhulandashuiyichangkong。
“duoxieliugongzi，zheifenenqingwojizaixinli，yihouyouyongdezhelaoxiudedifang，jinguankaikou。”
huanleyifumiankong，gengangcaimoyang，panruoliangren。
“ganxiebubile，jiexialaiwomenshangtanhezuodeshiqing。”
liuwuxiehuishoudaduanleta，baojianlimiandeqingkuang，chuxianjingtiannizhuan，yiqieyiliuwuxieweizhongxin，zuiguiyideshi，tashenshangjingransanfazheshangweizhedeqixi。