“ya，pofangle？nizheichengshounenglibuxingasanshu。youcikejianninyiqiandeshenghuoduomepinjikuifa，lianzheizhongxiaochangmiandouzaobuzhu，hetangongzuoshangdedafengdalangni？”qiaoyanyaotoutanxi，“woyaoshiyeye，yixiangdaogongsiyouninzheizhongxiaoxinyanaijichou，qiezhihuiwunengkuangnuderen，shuijuedoudeliangzhiyanjinglunliuzhangang！”
zhijiebashenwenlichaoxiaoshenrandehua，yuanfengbudonghailehuiqu。
“噗嗤——”
buzhidaoshishei，huranxiaochushenglai。
qiaoyanwenshengkanqu，zhijianbuyuanchuzhanzheyiweishenchuanfashizhangqundeshao、fu，qizhiyouya，meiyujiandaizhebukeyishidezhangkuang，cishizhengxiaodeqianfuhouyang，zhijianjiazhedeyanbeidiandeyizhanyizhande。
又美又疯。
tazhizheqiaoyanduishenrandao：“dazhizi，nijiujingcongnalijiandaozheimegebaobei，kuaigaosuwo，woyequjianyige？”
shenranrenzhenhuida：“dengyourensuanjini，zaixingmingchuiweideshihouxianbiequyiyuan，zhaogepianpijijingdexiaogongyuanpahao，anjingdengdai，nixiangyaodebaobeiziranhuichuxian。xianshuohao，ruguoyunqibuhaohaimeiyudaobaobeijiutiqianguale，daoshihoubielaiwo。dangran，chuyurendaozhu、yihexueyuanguanxi，wohuiduoshaodianzhijini，jueduibuhuijiaonizuoyigeqionggui。”
shenqingqingzuijiaochouchu：“nikezhenxiaoshunawodedazhizi！”
e，yuanlaitajiushishenranneigelihunsanci，zhimeishuangquan，youdianyoukuang，lianshenlaoyezidoumeibanfadexiaogugua！
zaicheshangyijingebuleshenjiaquanyuanziliaodeqiaoyan，dangjiduishenqingqingluchuyigereqingyouwuhaidexiaorong。
“姑姑好！”
shengyinqingcuixiangliang，dayou“guonianhao”deqishi。
zhengzhunbeinieqiaoyanliandandeshenqingqing，beizheizheneryulongdewenhoujiganchenmole。
“zheihaizizhangdetingjun，jiushinaozi……zenmeqiaozheyoudianbudalingguang？”shuowanyoutanqi，“buguoyijinghenhaole，bijingwodazhizineisichuyang，shigerendouqiaobushang，zhenshinanweiniyaobeitajihuohai。jianmiandeshihoukendingmeidaiyanjingba？”
这叫她怎么回答呢？
因为她确实没有戴。
kezheiyanghuida，huibuhuidezuilaoban？
laobanbugaoxing，jiuhuikoujiangjin。
yixiangdaoqiandaizi，qiaoyanfengkuangyaotou。
“bububu，shenranduiwokehaola！zaiwoyanlitayoushuaiyouduojin，ladeshidoushifenhongse。sanshubuyeshuolema？woyiqiongerbaidedaxuesheng，nengjiajishenrankendingshizufenzhele，maoyandoubuxing！yidingshiwoqianshizijiuletademing，caiyoulejinshengzheiduanyuan，jiaowoyoulekuajiejishenfenzhuanbian，shixianzhidefeiyue。”
shenrandiantou：“kebuzadi，yixiazikuadeyoudianda，chadianjipile。”
qiaoyanjiaoxiu：“jiusuanpile，yeshiainidexingzhuang。”
沈燃：“哦？”
duishanglaobanhuaiyideyanshen，qiaoyandangjibiaoyanleyigezhanlishuchabixin，shunbianhaiduitabileyigewink。
bingqieshizuoyougeyigeneizhong。
主打买一送一。
shenrandechenmozheneryulong。
shenqingqingdezuijiaochoudegenzhongfengleside，banxiangcaituchuyiju：“nilianghaizhenshiwangbakanlvdou，shenmeguopeishenmegai。”
qiaoyanmeikaiyanxiao：“duoxiexiaogugukuawomenlangcainvmao，tianshengyidui。”
zhongren：……hainengzheiyanglijie？
beihushideshenwenlilianseyinchen，yaoyaqiechi：“woshuo，nimendaodiyoumeiyouzaitingwojianghua？yigegedoushisirenma？haibukuaibazheigehuazhongquchongdexiaojian、renjiwoganchuqu！”
结果没人动。
shenwenligengqile，haixiangkaikou，jiutingqiaoyantanqi。
“sanshu，woquanninhaishishengdianliqi，yuqixianzaijiuwunengkuangnu，buruyuanditangpingsukejiuxinwan。yihouwomenjiushiyijiarenle，zheitaitoubujianditoujian，wanyinatianzhenbeiwoqigale，xiangzaigenninshuohuahaideshaozhi，shouxuguaiduodebushi？”
benjiunubukeedeshenwenli，tingleqiaoyandehua，“ni”lejishenghou，yunle。
changmianyipianhunluan，qiaoyanwensibudong。
yourenzhizeqiaoyan：“nizhendetaiguofen，ruguosanshuchuleshenmeshi，woyaonihaokan！”
sanfurengengshishangxinbuyi，zhanzhanweiweizhizheshenrangengyandao：“wozhidaonikanbuguanwomensanfang，kewomendaodishixueyuanzhiqin，nijiuzheimerenyouyigebuzhixingmingdewairenqifuzijiaren？tahaodaihaishinisanshuya！nizhendetaibuxiaole。”
“niyilaijiuqiyunlelaosan，juxinhezai？”
“jiushi，shishangzenmehuiyounizheizhongmeiyousuzhimeiyoujiaoyangderen！”
qiaoyanwuguzhayan：“keneng……wodecunzaijiushiweilegaosusanshu，shenghuojuebuhuiyifanfengshun，youqianrenyihuitidaotieban，wojiushineigangtiebandezhanshi。buguonimenbietaidanxin，huohaiyiqiannian，sanshumeineimerongyiside。”
“wozhangfudoubeiniqiyunle，nihaizheimeedu，jingraneyizuzhoutaqusi。”sanfurenkanxiangshenlaoyezi，“ba，ninyidingyaotiwomenzuozhua，ninqinyansuojiantamenshizenmeqifulaosandeya……awen，nikebunengyoushia，nijintianyaoyougehaodai，wogenhaizigaizenmebana……”
yiyiyayagenchangdaxiside，nantingbushuohaipaodiao，meiyousihaomeigan。
听得乔烟头疼。
zhijiantataoletaoerduo，yigepanzhoudanshepizouweijijinrenqun，zhuaqishenwenlidegebo，duizhejigexueweishijinganlexiaqu。
“嗷呜——”
tengdeshenwenlidangchangtiaoqi，baozhegeboziyaliezui，haosiyizhimalou。
“疼疼疼，好疼！”
“qiaoqiao，zheibuhaohaodema！huobengluantiao，duoyouhuoli。”
“niganggangdaodidui**leshenme！”shenwenlitengdeyanleiwangwang，dashengpaoxiao。
“e，wanglegaosunin，woxueguojinianzhongyi，duijijiuzhishiyelvedongyier。zenmeyang？wolihaiba！”
qiaoyantingqixiongtang，yilianzihaoqiukuajiangdebiaoqing。
shenwenlijiyubengkui，daizhekuqiangnuhan：“shenran，nidaodiqulegeshenmewanyier！”
shenranyandihanxiao，ranlechongnideyuqidichendao：“ziranshitaorenxihuandebaobei，sanshubushiyijinggaoxingdekuaikuleme。”
“wokuniyeyegetui！nikanwozheishigaoxingdeyangzima？”
qiaoyanniutoujiuduishenlaoyezigaozhuang：“yeye，sanshutamani！”
沈文立：“？！！”
qiaoyan：“ninkantahaiyilianbufudeyangzi，ninyidingyaohaohaojiaoyujiaoyuta。suiransanshumeiduodabenshixinyanyebuhao，keshihaodaiyaodongdezunlaoaiyouya，xianzaidoubuxiaoshunnin，gandangmianmanin，yihouneihaidele？”
shenwenliqidezuijiaochouchu，shouzhiduosuo，banxiangshuobuchuyijuhualai。
qiaoyanxiaomimi：“qiao，beiwochuozhongxinsiwuyanyiduileba！”
zheixia，shenwenlishizhendeyunle。