第1章
shenyouyousuozheshenzikaozaiqiangshang，jiujingrangtadeshentizhujianbiandewuliqilai。
taneigehendudehouma，weileburangzijideqinshengnverjiajizhoujiadesishengzi，jingranxiangbataguanzui，ranhoutoulianghuanzhusongguoqu，haozaitajizhi，jishishipoyinmouranhoutaolechulai。
“人去哪了？”
“haoxiangwangneigefangxiangpaole。”
“neihailengzheganma，haibukuaijiwozhui。”
baijiliandeshengyinrangshenyouyoukongjuwanfen，taxinliqingchu，yidanbeizhuahuiquzijideqingbaikendingjiubaobuzhule，yushitazhinengyaozheyayiluxiaopao，chenzhefuwushengbuzhuyiliujinlevipqu。
zheiliyibanrenshijinbulaide，shenyouyousuishoutuikaileyijian。
jinmen，fansuo，zheichangweijisihuyesuizhibeihuajie，ciketadenaoziyijinghunhunchenchen，shentiyekaishifahongfatang，tacongxiaojiujiujingguomin，suoyibaijilianzheiyicixiashoushizhendehen。
wangqingleshuoshihuiletadeqingbai，zheizhongletakeshilianmingdoubaobuzhu。
shenyouyouzichaobandichelechezuijiaoranhourenzheyunxuanzhaodaoyizhangshafatanglexialai。
shuiba，shuixingleyinggaijiuhaole。
shenyouyouyebuzhidaozijishuileduojiu，mimihuhuzhongsihuyourenbatatiqi。
“nishishei？zenmehuizaizheili？”
dichenqinglengdenanyinguozhexiexuyunnucongtoudingchuanlai，shenyouyouxingzhongtaitou，rumubianshiyizhangwanrushendiyibandelian。
xiazhangdeshuangmoushensuieryoumingliang，gaosongdebiziruliangengdeshanmaiyibanxiumei，xiahebaoman，lunkuoyinglang，butongyudaduoshunanrendeyouheihecucao，tadepifubaixidewanrumanhualiderenwu，gezhezheimejindejuli，jingdoukanbudaomaokong。
“ge~~”shenyouyoudalegejiuge，shuangshouyeqingbuzijindipanshanglenanrendebozi。
tachimididingzheyanqiandezheizhanglian，xiaodeyouxiexibushengshou，“zhenhaokan！”
jiujingrangtadedanaochanshenglemouzhongchidundecuojue，tayiweizijishizaizuomeng，suoyidandayouculu，jibiannanrendemeitouzhoudefangfonengjiasiyizhiwenzi，tarengreyuxiangshouzheizhonghedingjishuaigedejifuzhiqin。
taxiangzheiyidingshilaotianduitademibu，zhidaotachadianjiubeibanglesongjiyigeemingzhaozhudesishengzi，suoyibianpailegeshuaigelaitademenglibuchang。
她怎么可以错过！
shenyouyouxiangshudaixiongyibanbaozhuleta，“womenqinyixiahaobuhao？”
nanrendaizheliqi，youheidemouzifangfoshixuanyaxiadeshentan，shenyouyoukandexinji，quepianpianyouxihuanzheizhongganjue，yushixianggehabagouyiyangdizhuaizhetadexiuzi，qiqiudao：“jiuyixia，jiuqinyixiahaobuhao。”
“滚！”
“我偏不！”
doulailetademengli，haizheimexiaozhang？
shenyouyoulandezaizhengqiutadetongyi，zhijiebaozhunanrendeboziranhouchaozhetadezuichunkenlexiaqu。
liangchunxiangpeng，wanrumianhuatangbandechugan。
tayuanbenzhishixiangqianchangyikou，nazhiyizhanshangjiutingbuxialai，yushiyuewenyueshenyuewenyueshen。
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sangexiaoshizhihoufangjianhuifupingjing，cikedeshenyouyoushenqingdouyouxiehuansan，tafuzhesuanruandeyaozuoqi，nanrenqueyijingchuandaizhengqidilizaitamianqian。
“你到底是谁？”
heganggangchenmidebiaoqingbutong，cikedenanrenfangfolaiziyudiyudexiuluo，zhiyigeyanshen，jiujideshenyouyouquanshenqilejipigeda。
“怎么进的包厢？”
“谁派你来的？”
“shiyaobanisongqujingjucaikenshuo？”
nanrenyilianchuandezhuiwenzhongyurangshenyouyouhuiguoleshen，takanzhezijiyisibuguadeshenti，zaikankanduifangmanshendekouhongyinhezhuahen。
nandaozijibatajiqiangle？
rongbudeduoxiang，shenyouyoucaoqizhuoshangdejiupinghaobuyouyudichaozhenanrendenaodaizaleguoqu。
takebunengqujingju，huizuolaode！
“砰！”
nanrenyingshengdaodi，zuoeshengchuyidaokouzi，shenyouyouganjinmolemokoudaijieguoyifenqiandoumei，zuihouzhinengbadoulimeichiwandebanbaotoubaosaijinletadeshouli。
多少也算点补偿了。
chumen，waimianyijingxiaqilexiaoyu。
shenyouyougangshuleyikouqi，baijilianderenjiucongsizhouchonglechulai。
“shenxiaojie，gaihuiqule。”
huiqujiuhuiqu，shenyouyouyelandequfankang，fanzhengtajiuyexingle，xianzaihuiqubaijilianyinggaiyebunengbatazenyangle。
zhishi，tameixiangdaodeshitadefuqinshenjianguoyelaile。
“nigenizi，nizhibuzhidaozijiganleshenmehaoshi？”
“当然知道。”
shenyouyoulengxiaoyisheng，kandaoshenjianguocikeqijibaihuaideyangzixiongkouxiangshibeishenmesikaileyiban，“buguojiushihuailenimainvqiurongdehaoshi。”
“pa！”shenjianguozhijieshuailetayigebazhang，“nibushishenjiadeyifenzi？shenjiayounannichuyifenlibuyinggai？”
“dui，nishuodemeicuo。keweishenmeshiwo，shenrouroutabunengjiama？”
“当然不能嫁！”
tingdaoshenyouyoubazijinverjichelechulai，baijilianlimahuqileduzi。
“rouroushiyounanpengyoude，tahexiaoshenlianggerensuiranmeiyouhunyue，danshiqingmeizhumazhangda，womenshuangfangjiazhangzaojiurenkele，erqiexiaoshendegongsihenkuaijiuyaoshangshi，yidanchenggongjianglairouroujiushiweilaishenshijituandedongshizhangfuren，taqiantuwuliangzenmekeyiqujiajiyigesishengzi！”
shenyouyoulengxiaochusheng，“bu，tabuguangshigesishengzi，haishengminglangjie。tingshuoqianbujiuhuiguohaichulechehuodongleshoushu，waijiedouchuantabunengshengyu，suoyinixintengninver，ziranbuhuikanzhetatiaojinhuokeng。
danwojiubutongle，nizhangfuqianqidenver，nideyanzhongdingrouzhongci，wodecunzaijiushinidebutongkuai，suoyiruhebawomingzhengyanshundisongzouyizhishinidexinyuan。”
“nihushuobadaoxieshenme？”
beishenyouyoudatingguangzhongzhixiachuochuanxinsi，baijilianyishiyouxienaohuo。
“tazhoutingjunshisishengzimeicuo，danshizhoujiajiranrenlejiubuhuiquetashenme，nijiaguoqubushuoduoronghuafugui，zhishaoniwaiponeidianyiyaofeikendingshibuyongnicaoxinle。
zaizhe，shenyouyouniyegaihaohaodizhaozhaozijidedingwei，nikeshicengjingluozhaobeichuanbianquanwangderen，yourenyuanyiquni，nijiugaixietianxiedile。”
“哦？是吗？”
baijilianguoranyouyongzheiduanwangshilaijiantatadezizunxinle，ketazaoyijingbushicongqianneigerenrenzaigedexiaoguniangle。
“xiexieninweiwokaolv，danwoningsibujia！”huabi，shenyouyoutouyebuhuidishangleche。
cheziyangzhangerqu，baijilianyekaishibaotiaorulei。
“nikandaomei，zheiyatoujianzhimuwuzunzhang，haowulianminzhixin。”
“haolehaole，bieshengqile，youyoujiushizheigexingge。”
“那你就不管了？”
“tayaoshizhenbukenneijiusuanleba，zhoujianeibianwozaiquxiangxiangbanfa。”
“xiangshenmebanfa？zenmexiangbanfa？zhoujiashishenmeshenfendiwei，tamenkaikoujieqinnibudaying，zheiyaoshishengqilefenfenzhongduanlewomengongsidezijin。”
“ai。”shenjianguoziranshizhidaozheilimiandelihaiguanxi，kedaodiyeshizijinver，zheixieniansuibuzenmexiangchu，danhudubushizia，yushizhinengpishengdao，“zonghuiyoubanfa。”
“可......”
“好了，回去吧。”
baijilianyaoleyaochun，youxiebufu，gangxiangjixushuoxieshenme，keshenjianguoyijingchaozhelingyiliangchezouleguoqu。
看来这次是没戏了。
baijilianwojinquantou，gangzuodemeijiashenshendiqianjinleshouxin。
shenyouyouzheigesiyatou，tayidingyaorangtabudehaosi。