第一章霸总文的开始
yigeputongderizi，weibobaozha，toutiaomantian，yingxiaohaoganzherehukaishifahuidaijiezoudenengli，yishizhijian，baisu，yanzhouye，weiweiansangerendemingzi，sousuoliangzhijiebaobiao。
dangbaisucongkongkuangdeyourubaiseguancaidevipbingfangzhizhong，daizhesisilvlvdetoutongyuliehuanhuanxinglaizhishi，zhijuedetianxuandizhuan，naodaifameng。
tajidezuotianwanshangzijishizaiaoyeganlunwen，turanjianjiujuedexiongkouyizhenjiaotong，haiweinaqishoujiganjinbotongjiuming120，jiuhaoxiangshiyourenchouzoulezijixiongqiangzhizhongdezhudongmaiyiyang，zhenggerenjiushunjianhunsileguoqu。
“haihaohaihao，womeicusi”。
zaisanquedinglezhouzaodoushiyiliaoqixiedouhaizaigongzuo，baisuwuzhezijidexiongkou，anzikaishianweiqileziji。
zhishitayouxiehaoqi，nanbuchengshizuijinzheiyiduanshijianshijiaolunwendegaofengqi，suoyijinyiyuandedaxueshengchengxiandaobengjishizengzhang，suoyidaozhichuangweibugouyongle？caibatazheigefuzichanjiejijisaidaolezheigevipbingfang？
jiuzaiyihuozheixiedongxideshihou，bianturanjiankanjianlianggehushiyizuoyiyou，dakailetamianqiandeneiliangshanbantoumingbolimen。
jiexialai，bianshidianshijuzhongchangchangchuxiandehuamian。
yinweishengaomuceyimibabatixingyunchengmeiyanfengligugeqingxideshuaiqixizhuangnan，maizheqichangliangmibadesifangbuzi，yiyizhongchuangguandongebu，shizouttaidezishilaidaolezijidechuangbian。
zenmele？xianzaidaxueshengaoyexielunwenjinyiyuan，haiyoumingxingguolaiweiwenshima？
“lihunxieyishu，qianle”。
jianjiandandandeqigezi，congzheigejiahuofangfohuashibixiadebochunzhizhongshuochukoudeshihou，baisushunjianconghuachideshijiezhizhongqingxingdiguolai，shunjianjiujinrudaolelingwaiyigemihuandeshijie。
“jiwoyigejihui，wozaizhongshuiyixia”，baisudanaofeisudeyunzhuanzhihou，bianlimaxuanzelezhongqigongneng。
zijiyidingshihaimeishuixing，haizaihunmizhizhong，bijingzheigedakaifangshi，shizaishiyoudianrangrenjieshouwuneng。
neigeyimibabadenanren，beibaisudezheigejudongzhengdeyouyishunjiandemobuzhetounao，zhijuedebaisushizaiyangzhuangrouruo，suoyierhuabushuo，youwangbaisedebingchuangshangdiuleyigenwantejiadegangbi，zheigangbihaoqiaobuqiao，zhizhizazhongbaisudexigai，rangtayiyizhongchuisibingzhongjingzuoqidezitai，congchuangshangbengleqilai。
tazhendebuxiangqilaide，danshinaihezheituibutinghua。
shuozhende，napabaisubuxiangxin，tayenengganjue，zijiyaomeshizaimengzhonghaimeixing，yaomejiushichengweilezuichangjiandetianzhijiaozi，zhengleyibazhongshengchuanyue。
“ruguowomeicaicuodehua，zheiweipiaoliangdexiaojiejie，yinggaishixiaosanba？”，kanzhechuangshangdelihunxieyi，haiyouneiyigenbaisuxiangdoubuganxiangdegangbi，tarenbuzhuliuxialejijiangbaofudejidongleishui，taitoukanxianglezheiyibabananrenshenbiandemeiren。
zheimeirenzhengdefeichangziran，jiulianfajixian，doujingzhideyourumingxingdejingxiuhaibao，ng，tashiyinggaide。
xianglairuguobuchuyiwai，zheinvrenyinggaishiyinweiyibabananrendelianerfangxinanxu，jiezheyinweitadeqianerxianghetazaiyiqi，jiezhehaoqiaobuqiaozhutaianjie，tadeyuanpeiyoushibudongfengqingrenlaozhuhuangduzimeidongjing......。
hao！haoyichubazongnvenvzhudehaoxima，buzhidaohoumianyoumeiyouzhuiqihuozangchangni。
budui，zijihaoxiangjiushiyuanpei？