第4章 别丢我的脸

guxingyangnaqishouji,kanzhepingmuzhongxiaorongcuicandenvren,goulegouchun。

menzaicibeiqiaoxiang,guxingyangzhoumei,luxinnuandakaileyisisidemenfeng,tantoujinlaikanxiangguxingyang:“guxiansheng,nindidishuoxiangyaojianniyimian。”

“tajiuzaiwaimiandengzhe。”

“woyaojianwodage,haiyongdezhenilaibinggaoma?”

guxiaotiankanzheluxinnuanmomojijideyangzi,tabunaifandeshenshouyibazhuaikaileluxinnuan,wushizhetachaozhewuneizoulejinqu。

“大哥。”

guxiaotianxiaodejiugentiaohabagouside,guxingyangzhipieletayiyan,jiushouhuilemuguang。

“dage,wotingshuonixingle,niqiaoqiaowohaiyangzheshangni,jiulaikannile。”

tashengyinchaoza,guxingyangpieleyiyanluxinnuan:“nishisiren?woshuoleyaojiantama?”

“guxiaotian,gunchuqu!”

guxingyangmeineimeduonaixinlaigenguxiaotianlangfei,jiantarujinzhanzaiyuandiyidongbudong,tamilemiyanjing,shengyinzhongdoudaizhenuqi:“zenme,woshuodehua,meiyong?”

“nalinenga,dage,nijiranhaohaode,neiwo,wojiuxianchuqule。”

guxiaotianzuipadejiushiguxingyangchenzheliangenzijishuohua,tataohaodexiaolexiao,zhuanshenzailikaideshihou,pieleyiyanluxinnuan,yuqiyiweishenzhang:“saozi,jiumafannihaohaozhaoguwodagele。”

tazhuanshenlikaideneiyishunjian,haiguyidenielenieluxinnuandegebo,luxinnuanzaitapengdaozijideneiyishunjian,jiushuaikailetadeshou,henshiyanetadedongzuo。

“等等。”

guxingyangpiedaozheiyimu,meitouzhouqi,chaozheguxiaotianhuilehuishou:“niguolai。”

suiranbuzhidaozijiadagehanzijiyoushenmeshiqing,keguxiaotianrengjiushiguaiguaidezouleguoqu:“dage,ninyoushenmefenfu,jinguanshuo。”

guxingyangzaiguxiaotianwanyaochaozhezijizheibiandimeishunyandeshuozhehuadeshihou,shenshouyibaniezhuletadebozi。

“痛痛痛!”

guxingyangmeiyoushouxialiuqing,zaiqiaozheyipangzhanzhedeluxinnuanjingdailedeyangzi,tashengyindandan:“fashenmedai?haibuganjinguolai。”

jishitashilimeifangderen,kexianzaimingyishangshitadeqizi,guxingyangziranbunengkanzhetabeiqifu。

luxinnuanyibuyiqudezouleguoqu,huameishuochukou,jiutingdaoguxingyangkaikoudao:“tazhiqianshizenmeqifunide,nixianzaijiuzenmehaihuiqu。”

luxinnuanmeixiangdaoguxingyanghuizheimeshuo,tayileng,houzhihoujuedechaozhetaneibiankanqu。

“怎么,不敢?”

guxingyangzhoumei,bunaifan:“taganggangbuyeshinielenideshou?nibushihenyane?xianzaijinijiaoxuntadejihui,nibuyao?”

“dage,wuhui,doushiwuhuia!”

guxiaotianbuzhidaozijidageshizenmekandaode,yanxiaziranshibunengchengrende,guxiaotianmangbudiedeqiurao,huagangshuochukou,jiubeiguxingyanghechidao:“nijiwobizui!”

“luxinnuan,nizaizenmeshuoyeshiwomingyishangdenvren,zuoweiwodenvren,niyaoshizheimesong,diulewodemianzi,wokeyihenqingchudegaosuni,wogennidehunyin,jiucizuoba!”

“我敢!”

luxinnuandangranbusong,xiangfande,tahaitebiedeyonggan。

“luxinnuan,ni,nigan!”

guxiaotiankanzhetagaogaojuqideshou,shenziyerenbuzhudezhandouleqilai,luxinnuanyijuhuabushuo,tizaiguxiaotianxigaishangdelidaoyonglegeshizushi。

guxiaotianzhenggerendoupazailedishang,tawuzhezijidetui,aihao:“luxinnuan,nizheigejianren,bujiangwude!”

tatongdegunlaigunqu,meixiangdaotajushoumeidaziji,faneryijiaochuaizailezijidexigaishang。

“解气了吗?”

guxingyangpieleyiyanluxinnuan,luxinnuandiandiantou,guxingyangdeshixiandandandepiexiangleguxiaotian,shengyinlengdan:“luxinnuanzaizenmeshuoyeshiwodeqizi,shinidedasao,wulunruhedouhailunbudaonilaifangsi。”

“wo,wozhidaocuole,dage,wozhendezhidaocuole!”

guxiaotiannalihaigandezuita?zheihuiermianduizheluxinnuangenguxingyang,takudeyibabitiyibalei:“wozaiyebuganle,zaiyebuganle!”

“滚。”

guxingyangdehuachuanlai,guxiaotianlianmangcongdishangpaleqilai,yiqueyiguaidewangwaizoulechuqu。

wuneizhishengxialuxinnuangenguxingyang,tazhidaoxianzaidouhaichenjingzaiganggangdaleguxiaotiandekuaiganzhongbukeziba。

“你也出去!”

guxingyangshenshounielenieejiao,guxiaotianzheinaotengdeshengyinrangtatoudougenzheteng。

“xiaotian,nizheishizenmele?”

gumuchaozhezijierzizouleguoqu,qiaozhetayiqueyiguaidechulai,shensejinzhang:“sheidanile?”

“ma,haibushiluxinnuanneigejianren!”

guxiaotiankandaomuqinchuxianzaimianqian,jiuxiangshikandaolexiwang:“ninyidingyaojiwozuozhua!”

“xingle,haibuganjinbizui!”

zheizoulangshang,renlairenwangde,limeifangtoutengdekanzhezijizheigefeiwuerzihechidao:“youshenmeshiqinggenwohuinifangjianlishuo!”

“哦。”

guxiaotianguaiguaidegenzaimuqinshenhou,zaihuidaozijifangjianlihou,tataitoukanxiangmuqin,shengyinjinzhang:“ma,rujingegeyeyijingxingleguolai,wozheijichengrendeweizhishibushiyougaihaijitale?”

“你甘心?”

limeifangqiaozheguxiaotian,guxiaotianyaoyaotou:“dangranbuganxinle!haoburongyidengdaoleguxingyangchushi,gujiadejichengrentouxianluozailewoshenshang,zheihuieryaowogongshourangchuqu,wozenmekenengganxin?”

“这样子就对了!”

limeifangzanshangdediantou,tazuipadejiushizijierzimeixinxinqunazheigejichengrendeweizhi,youqishilaotaitaiyimenxinsirendingleguxingyang,rujinguxingyangxingle,tagenzijierzixiangyaozheigeweizhi,daolujiuzhihuigengjiajiannan。

“nijiwotinghaole,zheiduanshijiannilaolaoshishideshouliannidexingzi!zaininainaimianqianyebiaoxianhaoyidian!buyaotuonizijidehoutui!”

guxiaotianguaiguaidiantou,youzaixiangdaoluxinnuan,tayuqifennu:“dengwodangshanglejichengren,luxinnuanneijianrenzuihaobuyaoluozaiwodeshouli!”

“xingle,jizhuwogennishuodehua!”

gufurenpailepaizijierzidejianbang,qiaozhetayoudao:“wodexiaqujinigegezhunbeichidele。”

“wogenninyiqixiaqu,jiranyaohaohaobiaoxian,neijiuderangwonainaikandaowoduiwogegedezunzhong!”

guxiaotianyebushigechunhuo,zijimuqindouzheimeshuole,takebunenggoushenmedoubuzuo,guangdengzhemuqinjizijipulu。