第3章 爱吹牛的土包子

xiaqian“ng”leyisheng,queshishizudelengdanfuyan。

“……”xiaxinxuanyixiazijiuxiangxieleqidepiqiu,xinqingjiangzhibingdian。

benyiweixiangxiayatouhuiduishenmedongxidouhenxinqi,xiaxinxuanyezaozuohaoleduoyigechongbaizhedemuguang……

kezenmeyemeixiangdao,xiaqianjuranshigebushihaodaideyeyatou!

xiaqianjinfanghou,chaoxiaxinxuanzhidiantoushileyixiayi,jiudasuanguanmenle。

jianxiaqiantaidurucidanmo,xiaxinxuanguishishenchayibadangzhulemenban。

“haiyoushi?”xiaqianlansandewen,sihuduixiaxinxuanlianduokanyiyandoumeiyounaixin。

xiaxinxuanhaishidiyicizaotonglingrenzheimeduidai,tajuede,yidingshixiangxiayatoumeijianguoshimian。

yushiyoudao:“woyoudongxiluoxiale。”

xiaqianqingqingqianshenranglelu。

xiaxinxuanlikedabumailejinqu。

tazhuangmozuoyangdejigechoutifanlefan,beiduizhexiaqian,congzijikoudailitaochuyitiaohongbaoshixianglian,zhuanerqishen,chaoxiaqianyangyangshou。

“找到了,这个!”

xiaxinxuanguzuokaixindezoudaoxiaqianshenqian:“zheishibabasongwodeshengriliwu,jushuoshi18shijishaliwangfeidejiazhuang,quanshijiejinciyitiao。”

xiaqianmiaoleyiyanxiaxinxuanshouzhongdexianglian,danshengdao:“xianzaishi2020nian,zheitiaoxianglianhaizaimoushouzangjiadejiali,2027niancaihuibeiyimingzhubaoshangmaizou,liuruguonei。buguomeiguanxi,jibianshifangpin,zheizhongjibiedebaoshi,yejiazhibufei。”

“……”

xiaqiandeyifanhua,dadexiaxinxuanwanquanshimengbizhuangtai。

zheiyeyatou……juran,shuotadexianglian,shifangpin?

erqieniubichuidehaiyibanyiyan,neishuohuadejiashi,chadianrangtadouxinle!

“xiaqiana,nikenengbudongzheixiezhubaodejiazhi……danniuyebushizheimechuide,hushuobadao,nandaoshixiangxiarendexiguanma?”

xiaxinxuanqiangrenzheqingxu,lianseyijingnankanzhiji,shuohuadeshihou,zuijiaodouyouxieweichouchu。

xiaqianyebuxianggenxiaxinxuanduofeihua,dalegehaqiandao:“meibiedeshidehua,woxiangzaoshuile,wokebubinimenchenglirenaiaoye。”

zhukelingyixia,xiaxinxuandelianmiangengshimeichufangle。

tahenbuganxin,danzuizhonghaishiweilezijideqianjinfengfan,mianqianggouchun,“hao,neinihaohaoxiuxi…”

xiaqian“ng”leyisheng,musongxiaxinxuanbuqingbuyuandehuilefangjianhou,muguanglinliedeyizhuan。

zhouweidemouchu,youxixiaodeshengyinchuanchu。

leisiyuzhaoxiangjidekuaimensheng。

xiaqianyixiangminrui,congtajinruxiajiademenkaishi,daoganggangtahexiaxinxuanshuohua,zheizhongshengyinyizhizai。

dansichudoushiyipianjijing……

yigezhongtouhou,xiaqianmeimeixilegereshuizao。

zaixiangxiazheiyinian,zuirangtananshoudejiushixizaotiaojiantaicha。

chuyuhou,xiaqianwangzhejingzhongzheijunianqingdeshenti,meixinhuanhuanhuanhuandezhouleyixia。

zhongshengzheiyinianlai,tadoumeizaiyiguowaibiao,jintianbeixiajiarenzheimeqiqieryitixing,caifaxian,tadewaibiao,haoxiangshicaoledian……

……

yucitongshi,lingyibian,mouzhongshitingyuannei。

nanrenxiuzhangdeshouzhihuadongzheshoujipingmu。

liangguangxia,yitiaoxiaoshipinbofangchulai。

“ye,xiaxiaojiedeziliaoyijingsoujiqiquan,takongpabutaiheshi……”

nanrenshenpangdezhulihuameishuowan,jiubeitaishoudaduan。

pianshang,jijucixingdesangyinqiankai:“hebuheshi,zongdejianguo。”