yelengshibeiyeqianzhidehuawenzhule。
tameihuidayeqianzhidehua，danshiyeqianzhicongyelengshidechiyizhong，yiranzhidaoledaan！
ruoshiyewenqianjiadaosongjia，neibiranhuiyoufenghoudejiazhuang，jitachengyao，rangtaqulemoshengdedifang，buzhiyubeiqifu！
kexianzaijiadaosongjiaderen，bushiyewenqian，ershitayeqianzhi，yigemeidieteng，meiniangaidexiaoguniang。
yejiarenduitameiyoutengai，zhiyouzuobuwandejiawuhuo。
kankanzheishuangcucaodeshou，haiyoushenshangdamanlebudingdeyishang，jiuzhidaotazaijialishishenmeshenfenle。
“dabomu，nimenbuhuirangwodaizhezheijitaodamanlebudingdeyifudangjiazhuangba？”yeqianzhigancuibahuabaizailetaimianshangshuo：“wozaiyejiashibushouzhongshi，danshiwodaititangjiejiaqulesongjia，daoshihoumeiyoujiazhuangbangshenjiusuanle，lianyishangdoupopolanlan，diudekebujinjinshiwodelian，haiyouyejiadelian。”
“wodaoshiwusuowei，fanzhengwobeichaoxiaoxiguanle，jiupazheishierbeisongjiarenchuanyanglechuqu，daoshihoujizanmenjiamohei。”yeqianzhiguyibashiqingjiangdeshifenyanzhong：“tangjiehaideshuohaorenjiani，zanmenjiademingshengkebunengbaihuaile！”
yewenqianyijingshiqisuile，zainongjia，shiqisuidenianlingyijingsuanshidalingle，bijingdabufendeguniang，shiwusuijiuchujiale。
meiyouchujiadeguniangyeyijingdingqin。
eryewenqianxianzaishiqisuile，songjiadehunshi，tabuyuanyijia，tuidaoletashenshang，neimedengtachujiayihou，yewenqiankendingshiyaokaishixiangkanrenjia。
ruoshizheigeshihou，baochuleyejiarenkedaiyeqianzhideshiqing，wuyiduiyewenqianzhaorenjiashijudadedaji。
yelengshinaozibuben，yeqianzhiganggangshuowanzheihuabujiu，tajiuxiangmingbaile，taduizheyeqianzhixiaolexiao，xiaorongmianqiang：“zhizhi，nihaizhenshihuishuoxiao，jiranninainaijuedingle，rangnidaitiwenqianchujia，ziranhuijinizhunbeixiangduiyingdejiazhuang，nibuyaoduoxiang，denghuierwojiuqunalaijini。”
yeqianzhihechangkanbuchuyelengshizaishuojiahua？
buguoyelengshishuodeshizhenhuayehao，jiahuayeba，yeqianzhidoubuzaihu，tazaiyideshi，yelengshihuinashenmejitadangjiazhuang！
yelengshihenpayeqianzhiyinweijiazhuangdeshiqingliaotiaozibugan，jianyeqianzhixingzhiquequebuyuduotandemoyang，tashuolejijuchangmianhuahou，pobujidailikaile。
dengdaoyelengshixiaoshizaimenwaihou，yeqianzhizheicaiyouqiwulidipazaizhuoshang，zhangyuduantan！
jiuzaizheishi，menkouchuanlaileyigenvsheng。
“zhizhi。”shengyinhenxiao，yudiaohenshiwenrou。
yaobushiwulijijingwusheng，pashidoutingbuqingchuduifangzaihanshei。
yeqianzhizhuanguotou，wangleguoqu，jiukandaoleyizhangmiandaiqieruodexiaolian。
mianrongduiyeqianzhilaishuo，shifenmosheng，tatiaoletiaomei，kanzhelairenmeiyoushuohua。
xiaoguniangzaimenkouzhanlehaoyihuier，zhongyutaijiaozoulejinlai，zhanzaiyeqianzhimianqian，zhenzhuoleyihuierhou，shuodao：“zhizhi，wotingyewenqianshuo，nidayingtitajiajisongsanlang？”
“ng。”suiranburenshiyanqiandexiaoguniangshishei，buguoduifangyanlidedanyouheguanxinzuobudejia，yeqianzhihaishihenjimianzidiyingshengle：“zheigexiaoxishibushichuanbianquancunle？”
xiaoguniangtingdaotazheihua，dengshijiujidebuxing：“zhizhi，nizenmekeyidayingzheimenqinshi？nijiaguoqu，neijiushiqudangguafu，yaoshisongsanlangmeichushi，yewenqiankendingshibuhuibazheimenqinshirangjini。”
yongjiaozhitouxiang，yeqianzhiyebuzhidao，songsanlangyaobushichuleshi，bingqiedafuduanyanxingbuguolaile，buranyejiayebuhuibazheiqinshituidaotatoushang。
zaizheigezaijiacongfu，chujiacongfu，fusicongzideniandai，shouguaduiyuzheilidefurenhegunianglaishuo，shiyijianfeichangkepadeshiqing。
tebieshijiaguoquhou，xixiameiyouyierbannv，xianggongjiuchushile，waimianhaibuzhidaohuichuanchuduoshaobulideliuyanfeiyu。
shenzhiyouxiepianjideren，haihuirenweishixinjianiangminggebuhao，kefushenmede。
meiyouyikeqiangdadexinzang，pashilianchumendeyongqidoumeiyou。
“wozhidao，danshiwojuedezheimenqinshiduiwolaishuo，yemeiyouneimezao。”yeqianzhijianxiaoguniangmeitoujinsuo，roushenganweitadao：“buyongdanxinwo，wobuhuiyoushide。”
“zhizhi，nishibushihaijizhewunianqiandeneijuwanxiaohua？”xiaoguniangshuohuadeshihou，yanshenfuza！
？？？
yeqianzhizhijuedemantouwenhao？yilianbumingsuoyi。
五年前的玩笑话？
taduiyuyuanshenjinglideyiqie，yiwusuozhi，tingdaoxiaoguniangtiqiyiqiandeshiqing，tayishengbuhang。
haozaixiaoguniangyemeiyoudengyeqianzhiyingsheng，taziguzishuodao：“suiranniyiqianshuoguoyaojiajidushurenweiqidehua，danshisongsanlangzhendebushishenmehaoxuanze，nishiyichongxidemingyijiaguoqude，nishuoniyaoshigangguomen，songsanlangjiuduanqile，songjiarenhuibuhuiqiannuyuni？”
“daoshihoubujinshisongjiarenhuiqiannuyuwo，neixiekanrenaodechiguaqunzhongyebuhuifangguowo，kendinghuibianpaiwomingying，xianshikesilewodie，houmianyoukesilefujun。”yeqianzhiyilianpingjingdijiexialehuacha。
tingdaoyeqianzhizheimeshuo，xiaoguniangjimangdao：“jirannidouzhidaozheixiehouguo，weishenmenihaiyaodayingxialai？jiuweileyuanmengma？”
“bushi。”yeqianzhiyaoyaotoudao：“womeiyoubiedexuanze，womensuanshiwandebijiaohaodexiaojiemei，niyegaizhidaowoguodeshishenmerizi，danfanwonengyouxuanze，yebuhuidayingxialai。”
zhanzaiyeqianzhimianqiandexiaoguniangtingdaoyeqianzhizheihua，xilexibizi，meihangsheng。
wulijingqiaoqiaode，guolehaoyihuier，wuwaiyinyinchuanlailejiaobushengdeshihou，xiaoguniangmangsailejigetongbanzaiyeqianzhishouli：“zhizhi，zheishiwojinidetianzhuang，niyihoubuguanyudaoleshenmekunnan，zhiyaoyounengyongdeshangwodedifang，jinguanlaizhaowo。”
diuxiazheijuhua，budengyeqianzhidefanying，xiaoguniangjicongcongpaole。
yeqianzhikanzhezhangxinlitangzhedewugetongban，ganshouzheshangmianwenwenderedu，yanlifuxianchuyimoxiaoyi。
wuwaidejiaobushengyuelaiyueqingxi，dangwaimianderen，baozheyidabaodeyishangjinlaishi，yeqianzhiyijinghuifuleyuanyang，yipiandanrandizuozaiyizishang。
yelengshibabaolaideyishangdiuzailejiazichuangshang，suikoudao：“wogangganglaideshihou，kandaocuihuale，tashilaizhaonide？”
yuanlaineixiaoguniangjiaocuihuaa！
yeqianzhimomojixialezheigemingzi，tadianlediantou，suishoufanlefanyelengshibaolaideyishang，yanlifuxianchuyimojixiao，lanyangyangshuodao：“dabomuzheishinayiduipolan，dafajiaohuazi？”