第1章

jiejiebajiangjiaxiaoshaoyedachengshazihou,

父母逼我替嫁,

jieguoduixiangshibeiwopaoqidechulian。

bingyangzipeiershazi,zhenjuepei!

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wojiaochensui,zixiaobeidashipimingshuominggebuxiang,kefumu。

weici,wobeirengdaonongcun,younainaiyangda。

nainaishuo:“womingying,kendinghuzhesuisuipingpingananzhangda。”

woxiangxinnainaiyidingnengpeizhewodaolao。

zhidaotatangdaozainidishang,yuanbentingbadeshenqugoulouchengyituan。

wonachusuoyoudeqianhaishizhinengzhichengnainaizaiiculianggeyuedefeiyong。

zaiwozhunbeiqujiegaolidaideshihou,wocongweijianguodefumuchuxianle。

tamenmanshenzhuguangbaoqi,zheiyishenjiukeyizhichengnainaihaoduotiandeyiyaofei。

mamamanlianxianqidewuzhebizi,“guoranshinongcunyangde,tecucao,kandewoyanjingteng。”

“laopo,nirenren,jiudangweilerujin。”babalouzhemamaanweidao。

“nijiushineige...jiaoneigechensuiduiba!”mamanazheshouzhizhewo。

我假装看不见。

“zheihaizizenmezheimemeilimao,laopoziyangdejiushimeijiaoyang。”mamayanjingzaiwohenainaizhijianlaihuisaoshi。

wozhuantouqingqingpielebabayiyan,mengqiazijidatui,yanleishuadewangxiadiao。

“nainai,nizhenmingku,nijianlajixinxinkukudeyangdababa,laolehaiyaobeirenmababameijiaoyang,nizenmezheimeku。”shuowanwojiuwozhenainaideshouwuwuwudekuleqilai。

mamabuandekanxiangbaba,buandeyaoleyaotou。

babadelianshunjianheile,kanxiangmamashuo:“tahaodaishiwoma,nishuohuazhuyidian。”

mamazhinenglianliandiantou,henhendedenglewoyiyan。

“chensui,womenjintianlaijiushiweilenidehunshilaide,womenzaichenglijinidinglejiangjia,neikeshichenglidedahu,nishoushidongxigenwomenhuiqu,suanle,nineiduidongxidoubuzhishenmeqian,daihuijiugenwomenhuiquba。”babaminglingdao。

“buxingde,nainailibukaiwo!”womeiyanyitiao,mozhenainaishoushangdegougouhehe,“nainaitayexiangwopeizheta。”

“chensui,wobushigennishangliang。”babakanleyiyanhunmidenainai,“ruguonibugenwozou,jinwandeyangqiguanhaizaibuzaijiubuyidingle。”

wobukezhixindekanxiangta。

wozhidaotayixianghen,quebuzhidaotazheimehenjue。

这可是他妈妈啊!

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wochuanzhefahuangdemianmazhangqunzhanzaichenjiajinbihuihuangdebieshuli。

chenrujinchuanzheheisediaodaizhangqun,juanzhe***lang,huazhedahongchun,jugaolinxiadekanzhewo。

tadeyanguangjiuxiangkanzheyizhiliulanggou。

笑的一脸玩味。

“chensui,ruguobushiwo,niyinggaimeijihuilaizheimedadebieshuba!”chenrujinzhizhekongkuodedating,xiaodeyilianyaorao。

“zheipinweikezhenesu。”butongyumianduibamadeyangzi,duiyuzheigejiejiewoshifenyane。

chenrujinchuanzhegaogenxieda~da~da~decongloutishangzouxialai,“nizheishichibudaoputaoshuoputaosuanba!yeshi,nizheizhongzaixingyepeibushang。”

chenrujinzoudaowomianqian,yibaniezhewodexiaba,yanjingdeedudoukuaiyichulaile。

“dangchu,wozenmemeidusinini?woqinaidemeimei。”

wopingzhuhuxi,shouzhiweiweidonglexia。

naodaiweiweiyonglizhengtuotadexiechi,lengxiaodao:“neiwomenkankan,sheixianxiadiyuba!jiejie!”

“nimenzaiganshenme?”babalouzhemamacongwaimianjinlai,buyuedekanzhewo。

chenrujinyilianjiaoxiaodeshangqianlouzhebabadeshoubei,“zheibushihaojiumeijianmeimei,wogentataotaojinhu,tayihoukeshiyaojiachujiangjia,daoshihouwomengaopanbuqile。”

“xiashuoshenme!”mamaqingqingpailexiajiejiedeshoubei,“buyaogenzheigezaixingzoudetaijin,bujili。”

“haole,buyaoshuole。”babazhizhutamendeduihua,rangbaomudaiwoqukefangxiuxi,“mingtianjiangjiajiuyaojieqinle,duoyishiburushaoyishi。”