第4章:惹人讨厌?也太简单了吧

yezhufengkuangjiguxiaoshiyanse,ketarengjiubuweisuodong。

linmingxueqinnidizhuazheyezhudeshou,zuozaishafashang,tayuzhongxinzhangdequanshuodao:“xiaozhua,wojintianyouqingdashisuanle,dashishuonimenzuihaojinnianjiuyaogehaizi,wohenibayeshixiangzaozaobaoshangsunzi,suoyinixinkuyixie,mayidinghaohaokaolaoni。”

tingdaozheijuhua,yezhuyikouputaochadianjizijiqianggebansi。

xiaoliankedetonghong,yanjingdoufanqileihua。

linmingxuexiaoxindiqingfuyezhudehoubei:“kannizheihaizihede,shunqiziranjiuhao,zaowandeshi,buyaojinzhang。”

yezhutoutoupiaoxiangguxiaojiujiantayangqizuijiao,zheijiahuoshikanrenaonima?

qiheideshuangmoufanqijiaoxia:“ma,guxiaoshentihaimeihao,zhongbingshangyuanqi,zheigeshierkenenghaiyaodengyideng。”

yezhutiaomeikanxiangguxiao,xiao?wokannizheigeshihouhaixiaobuxiaodechulai?

guxiaodelianguoranlengxialai,linmingxuelianshangyefuxianchuyisiganga:“xiaozhuxiangdezhoudao,tianbuzaole,qushuijueba。”

gubagumadanxinguxiaodeshentibingmeiyoulikaibieshu,ershizhulexialai,zirandeyezhujiuxuyaogenguxiaozhuzaitongyigefangjian。

guanshangmenyezhuzhiwendao:“daodizenmehuishi?lihundeshinishuomeishuo?”

guxiaokaozaichuangshangliansexiandeyouxiecangbai,yifumobuguanjidemoyangyingdao:“bulile。”

“shenme?womenkeshizaoshangganggangshuohaode,nizenmejiubianguale!”

guxiaomianseyinchen:“jiuneimejizheneiwuqianwan?shoucainu。”

yezhuqideyachidazhan,zheiguxiaozenmeyidiandaolidoubujiang?

“dage,dangchutilihundekeshini!zaishuole,jiajinichikuiderenshiwo,wobutuneiwuqianwantushenme?tujinixiangfujiaozixiyizuofan?”

guxiaogouchunlengxiao,yanshenjinshichaoyi:“jianqianyankai,hunzhaoli,buguoyaodengduanshijian,niyaoshiyoubanfarangwobamaxianzaijiutongyilihundehuagenghao,wuqianwanwoyijiuyifenbushaodejini。”

yezhuzhuanshenzuodaoshafashang,taorenxihuannan,rerentaoyanhaibujiandan?

“hao,wotongyi,nibunengfanhui。”

“绝不反悔。”

jiantayingsheng,yezhuzhaogeshufudezishitangzaishafashang,sikaozheduice。

guxiaodeyanshenbujingyidipiedaoneixiuzhangbaixideshuangtui,xinzhongjingyouzhongmomingdechongdong。

tajinsuomeitou,lishengdao:“zuoqilai,xiangshenmeyangzi!”

yezhucemu:“dage,nizongbuhuixiangrangwozuozaishafashangyigewanshangba?woxianzaikunle,burangshuijuema?haomendouzheimeqifuren?”

“dengwoshuilenicainengshui。”

“nayouzheiyangdedaoli,womenxianzaishihezuoguanxi,woyoubushinijiayongren,haiyaozhaogukanhuzhenishuijue。”

guxiaowaizhetou,fasichuizaiejian,qingtiaomeitou:“queshibushiyongren,yaobunihewojiehunzheiduanqijian,lvxingxiaqizideyiwu?womahewobaxiangbaogesunzi。”

tapailepaichuang,shiyiyezhu。

yezhuhedetengdeyixiazuozhishenti,zhoumayisheng:“biantai!”

guxiaodeyidexiangshidashengzhangkaixuanerguidejiangjun,manmanshuixiaqu。

yezhuzhangshuyikouqi,xiangconggujianadaoqiananquantuoshen,haizhennana!

tazhengzhunbeitangxia,jiutingdaochuangshangguxiaochenyadeshengyinxiangqi:“wohaimeishui。”

buzhidaotashibushiguyide,yizhengye,zhiyaoyezhushaoweiyouyidiandongzuo,tajiuchushengtixing。

haidetayizhidoumeiyoushuizhe。

shijishangdaoyebushiguxiaoguyiweinan,zhishiwuneituranduogeren,tazenmeyeshuibutashi,gengkehendeshi,zhiyaotayibishangyanjing,naohaizhongfuxiandedoushiyezhuneishuangzhumudetui。

qingliangdezaochen,gujiabieshukaishimangqilai,yongrendoushangleban,xixisusudeshengyingengshiredeerrendouxingle。

kandaodingzheheiyanquankaozaishafashanghunhunyushuideyezhu,guxiaoqichuangmeiyoulihui。

ketayixiachuang,yezhubianmengranjingxing,jingtidikanxiangta。

guxiaochixiaoyisheng:“woduinimeiganjue,rangwopengwodoubuhuipengni。”

yezhujinyaoyaguan,neihaihetayiwanshangbuganshuijue,gaisi!

“我谢谢你!”

tingdaowuneiyoushengyin,yongrenqiaomen:“shaoye,shaofuren,laoyehefurenzailouxiadengzhenimenchizaocanle。”

guxiaozhuantoukanxiangyezhu:“haohaobiaoxian。”

叶竹回瞪顾枭一眼。

洗漱过后二人下楼。

gubagumayirujiwangdereqing,rangyezhubuzhidaozenmekaikoushuochuhuizhongshangliangweilaorendehua,zhishimaitouchifan,yiyanbufa。

taxinlipansuanzhe,zheihuoxuzaihaomenkanlaishimeiyoujiaoyangba。

kezhengshizheiyibiaoxian,ranggujiafumujuedexiaoyatouhantaikeju,lianliankuazan。

guxiaojianciqingxingheilelian,kuitahaijuedezheiyezhuyixinxiangyaolihun,kanlaitazheishitielexinxiangyaozuogujiafuren,xiangyaodegujiacaichan,tandewuyan!

linmingxuechajueguxiaobuduijing,shuodao:“xiaoera,nibiezhengtianbengzheyifulian,hedaoxiaozhu。”

“tajiranjiadaowomenjia,neijiudeshouzhe。”

gutianxiangqidehenhenshuaixiakuaizi:“zheishishenmehunzhanghua,xiaozhutayihouyaoshiqifuni,nijiugaosuba,batinizuozhu。”

yezhujinsuomeitou,buzhiruheyingdui。

yankanyeliangjianbanuzhang,linmingxuequanshuodao:“xingle,nimenyeliangzenmeyijianmianjiuchao,xiaoera,xiawunidasaohaiyouergeersaohuilaikanwangnihexiaozhu,nimenhaohaozhunbeixia。”

shuoba,linmingxuekanxiangyezhushenshangbuqiyandeduanxiuduanqun,xianglebantiancuoci:“xiaozhua,mayihuierrangrenmaixieyishangsonglai,nitiaoxihuandechuan。”

yezhugangayingsheng,zheixienianjialibujitaqian,tazhinengkaozhezijiqingongjianxue,bileyekaishigongzuo,gongzidoubangnainaijiaozhuyuanfei,nahaiyouxianqianmaiyifuzhuangbanziji,zheitaodouyijingchuanlesannian。

guxiaojierlengxiao:“hansuan。”

yezhuminchun,zijizuobudaoduigubagumaeyuxiangxiang,neirangtamenkanchuzijibuaitamenerziyeshihaobanfa。

tafanduidao:“gushaokebo,yanjiegao,wojiusuanchuandezaihaoyerubulenindeyan。”

guxiaoweimishuangmou,mengdikesoujisheng。

linmingxuejianzhuangxinji:“erzi,nizenmele?”

zhuanhuitoukanxiangyezhudeyanshenzhongmanshimaiyuan,xunchidao:“yezhu,xiaoerdabingchuyu,nizenmehainengqita!”

gutianxiangcumei:“yigedalaoyemen,nayouneimejiaoqi,bieguanta,shitaxianbuzunzhongxiaozhude。”

“neinengyiyangma,xianzaixiaoerbinghaimeihao,jiubunengrangzhedianta!”

linmingxueshuowanlengsaoyezhuyiyan,qishenqingqingdepaidazheguxiaodehoubeibangtashunqi。

yezhupiezui,ananduiguxiaoshuqidamuzhi。

还真有一套。