“tengtenga！nilaina！biemangzhebaonanrenna，laibaobaonidejiemeiwoba！”
hezuiledelanxuedaochuluancuan，yuanyuandekandaolelinwancheng，dazheshetouhanleqilai。
linwanchengshunjianhuiguoshenlai，yibazhengkainanrendeqianzhi，chongguoqufuzhuyaoyaoyuzhuidelanxue。
“xingla，bienaola，kuaigenwohuijiaba！”tatuozhelanxuewangwaizou。
shensichendemuguangyizhitingliuzaizheigechuanzheniuzikuhekuansongtxulaiyediandenvren，kantafeilidefuzhepengyou，potianhuangfashanxindeshuoleyiju：“wosongni。”
啥？送她？
taduohailaibuji，miandetayaotapeichangxiabahekuzi。
“就不了！再见！”
再也不要见！
linwanchengtouyebuhuidetaolilexianchang。
“chenge，ganmana？kuailaihejiua！bushishanggelibaigangjiehunma，zheimekuaijiudingshangbiedemeinvla？zanmenchengebukuishinanchengdiyifengliugongzia！”
朋友调侃着喊他。
shensichenqueqingmifengmou，kanzhenvrentaozhiyaoyaodebeiying。
翌日清晨。
lanxuezaisuzuidetoutongzhongxinglai。jinlechufang，jiukandaozhengzaizhuqingguadantangdelinwancheng。
“woshibaobeichengzuihaole！quanshijiediyiaini！”shuozheyibabaozhulelinwanchengdeyao。
linwanchengcaibuchitazheitao，qinghengyisheng，“nishaorangwodabanyequneizhongdifangjienijiusuanzhendeaiwole！”
lanxuetuletushetou，“xiabuweilima！danwunishangyebanleba？”
“我已经辞职了。”
“cizhi？weishenmeya？nibumaimingzhuanqianbangchenjunzechoupinlile？”
linwanchengdemouseanlean，“woyijinghetafenshoule。”
“shen……me？”lanxuebuganxiangxin。tamenneimejiudeganqing，shenzhiyijingtanhunlunjiale。
linwanchengbuxiangzaitanneigezhanan，jianghuoguandiao，zhuanshenchulechufang。
“fanzhengjiushifenshoula！goupiaiqing，zhihuiyingxiangjiegaoqian！yihoujiedexinlizhiyoushiyemeiyounanren！tangjinizuohaole，woyijingchiguole，xianzaiyaochumen，jintianyouyigehenzhongyaodemianshi！”
shiliansuanshenme？talinwanchengjiushiyaoyuanqimanmandekaishixinshenghuo！
taxueligaoxingxianghao，toulejifenjianlihoujihuquanbushoudaolemianshiyaoqing。
qizhongzuihaodeyijiajiushijintianyaoqudexingchenjituan。
nazhidaojintianlushanggewaidedu，chuzuchezhongyukaidaoshi，shijianzhishengxiajifenzhongle。
datingyicedesibudiantidourenmanweihuan。
lingyice，dandudeyidongdiantizhengxiadaoyilou，sihuyouyigerenzoulejinqu，menjijiangheshang。
“mafandengyideng！”linwanchenggubudexingxiang，zaidiantimenguanshangdezuihouyikechonglejinqu，xianxiezhuangdaorenhuaili。
“baoqian……”tataiqitoulai，kanqinglemianqianrendelian。
“wokao，zenmeyoupengdaoni！”
linwanchengtuokouerchu。jingyazhong，sihaoweikaolvdaoweishenmezheibukongdangdangdediantimeiyouyuangongjin。
shensichentiaoletiaomei，kanxiangtademouzhongxingquyuelaiyueshen，“genzongwo？”
“pu……niyoubeihaiwangxiangzheng？woshilaimianshide！”
面试？有点意思。
shensichenxiangqianyibu，tiaoqinvhaijingzhixiaoqiaodexiaba，“xiangyaobeiluqu，yongbuyongwobangbangni？”
diantilikongjianxiaxiao，zhizheiyibu，linwanchengjiukaozailediantimenshang。
zheihuoshizaidiaoxitama……xianggonggutazheigehuitouke？
takebushihuihuaqianbaonanmodejimofupo！
tayibadadiaotadeshou，“xiongdi，bingchengzhezuijibendezhiyesuyang，jiusuanyihouwomenbuxingzaijianmian，mafannizhuangzuohuburenshi。kuangqiewomenbenlaijiubusuanrenshi，haoba？”
shensichensixiaofeixiaodekanzheta，“gangcaishinixiangenwodahuade。”
啊这……还真是。