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wozhongshengle，huidaoshengchanqianyitian。
kanzhelongqideduzi，wotaishouqingqingdazaiduzishang，zhangzhangyulekouqi。
congqianganshoubudaotaidong，woxiangqingdafuqiaoqiao，neirenquekuazheihaizianjingxiaoshun，dongdexintengmuqin，rujinxianglai，duomefengcikexiao。
“haizi，zaidengniangqinjitian。”
shenminggaosuwo，wodehaizishishishishanrenzhuanshi，ganqingjibanjishen，queyinsihouzherushengsha，xiayishihengsibudeshanzhong。
多么讽刺可笑！
善人总被恶人欺！
shenxiyikouqipingfuxinqing，jiezhexishuhuanyi，wodishengzhufuxiaoxia，tayoudianyihuodanyezhaozuole。
bujinbumanzoudaozhuyuan，limiantongshengqingcui，yipianhuanshengxiaoyu，yishizaiyongzaoshan。
jianwojinlai，changmianshunjiananjing。
neiepopolaxialianlai，jiangkuaizipaizaizhuoshang，yanyucubi：“najiaerxifushuidaoyangguangshai**haibuqilai？haoshengzhanzhesihou！”
tashenpangdexiaonanhaiyebupa，wozhutadeshou，kouchilingli：“ninbieshengqi！ayuanbeishujiniting。”
woruowuqishidizuoxia，chibaocaiyouliqifuchou。
“nigebuxiaodeefu，sangmenxing，qulenizhenshiwocuijiadebuxing！”epopojianwowushita，chengdeyixiazhanqilai，pokoudama，tuomoxingzisichuluanjian。
erwoyanjishoukuai，huzhumianqianyidierou，jixuchi。
erbianxiangqineiwaishiwenroudeshengyin：“ninbieshengqi，xushijiejieshenzizhong，eleni！”
zheihuaqueshihuoshangjiaoyoule。
epopoyuexiangyueqi：“woyiqianhuaiwenqingdeshihouhaixiadizuohuoli！chengtiandaowanbuzuoshi，shuidaoexingcaiqi，haochilanzuo，jintianwofeiyaoliguijubuke！”
woyigaichangtai，yanyujianrui：“nineifeicuibaoshimotouhejinxiangbaoyuzhuo，baokuozheizhuoshangdecainayizhongbushicongwojiazhuangchu。”
“fanle！fanle！”epopozhizhewo，borandanu。
“wojiazhiyouwoyigedunv，moyaoluanpanqinqi。dajiazenmebuchi？shixianqilaofurendetuomoma？”
zhongrenmudengkoudai，bumingbaiyiwangfuxiaozuodidewo，jintiangenchilepaozhangside。
epopoqidehengsaofanzhuo，“dinglikuanglang”，mandiluanzaozao，jiaorangzhe：“chichichi，chibusini！”
yahuanbabiezuihehuaidehaizihonghuiqu。
neiwaishiqueyifanchangtaiquanhe，hongzheepopochuqu。
这两人打什么哑迷？