第6章 楼厉王八蛋(2111字)

yaoyedelianzainanwenjiudeyanqiancuncunfangda,tamengdezhuantou,bochunqingqingcaguotadecelian。

“rangkai!”yishuangqinglengdemouziliranshanglebonu,“ruguonibuxiangzainijianaodeneikandehua。”

louliqingxiaoyisheng,weiweihoucheyibu。

nanwenjiushunjianzhengtuo,zhuanshenkaimenzoulejinqu。

gezhemoshadeboli,louliyinyinyueyuekeyikandaoneigejiaoxiaomohudeshenyingzuozaichuangbian,houbeiweiweiqifu。

有趣。

kadayisheng,yushimendakai,loulichuanzheyishensongkuadeyupaozoulechulai。

xiangshiguyiyiyang,yaodaisiyouruowudexizhe,luchujinzhijieshidexiongtang。shiludetoufabanganbugandechuizaieqian,heyanjiaodeneikeleizhixiangdeyizhang,yuefaxiandeyouzhongposuidemeigan。

gangcaiaimeideyimuzainanwenjiudenaohailihuizhibuqu,zaizhengmiankandaolouli,nanwenjiuduoshaoyouxieganga,buguotadaoshixiangshishenmedoumeiyoufashengguoyiyang,yonglandedaoleyibeishui,kaozainanwenjiuzhengqianmiandechuanghuqian,yidongbudongdedingzheta。

neizhongmuguangjiaonanwenjiuyouxieshoubule,tayaoyaoya,taitoushuodao,“songwohuiqu。”

loulishouzhiqingqingzaibolibeishangqingdian,“niyaozhidao,songnihuiqu,duiwoeryanshibijiaomafande,qimajiwoyigekeyishuofuwodeliyou。”

“ruguonihaixiangwojixupeihenidehua。”

louliqingxiaoyisheng,“nanxiaojie,niyaogaoqingchu,nishibudebupeihewo。”

nanwenjiusisideyaozhehoucaoya。

这个王八蛋。

loulisihubeinanwenjiuyifu“kanbuguannihaiganbudiaoni”deyangzijiquyuele,jiangshoulidebolibeishunshifangzaichuangtaishang,qishenchaomenkouzouqu。

zheigexiaonizipiqidadehen,bunengyinglai,burankejiushideqifanle。

loulideshoudazaimenbashoushang,xiayimiao,qinglengdemouzilishanguoyisiyihuo。

yipangkanzhedenanwenjiujiangtadefanyingjinshouyandi,“shenmeyisi?”

loulizhuanshen,“nibuhuiyiwei,zheishiwosuodeba?”

难怪自己不走。

“zheishinijia,nidabukaima?”

“zheishiloujia,woyeyehaihuodehaohaodeni。”loulikanzhenanwenjiu,yanlihuranshanguoyimoxingyi,“kanlai,zhinengweiquninandaxiaojie,zaiwofangjianlijiangjiuyiwanle。”

shuowan,louliguyicoushangqian,tiezainanwenjiudeerbianshuodao,“reshuihaiyouhenduoe,zhenghao,woleile,dagaihuiyoubangexiaoshideshijianmeiyoushenmezhetengnidexingzhi。zhuajin。”

kanzhenanwenjiuzhamaodeyangzi,loulihanjiandexiaowanleyanjing。

yushidemenguanshang,suijichuanlaikabaluosuodeshengyin。

louliqingyaozhexiachun,yanjingweiweimiqi,yanlimanshixixuedeguangmang。

yushinei,nanwenjiukanzhemoshadeboli,jiujielebantian,haishijiangyifutuolexialai。

wenredeshuisaluozaipifushang,huanjielezheiyitiandepibei。

yingfulouli,zenmebizhiqianzhixingrenwudeshihouhaiyaolei。

xiangqineibenzhiyoubanbudeguji,nanwenjiudemouziyouranyinchenlexialai。

shuoqilai,neitianlouliyechuxianzaileheishigugezhizhong……

咚咚咚。

yushidemenbeiqiaoxiang,“hainiderenqing,shuiyi。”

nanwenjiuzhuantoukanleyiyanzijizaiwaimianchuanleyitiandezangyifu,youyuleyixia,zhongyushituoxiele,“nibashuiyifangzaimenkou,wozijihuina。”

“nijinwanshiyaohewozaiyigefangjiandaiyisude,nihaimeiyouhaokandaojiaowoxiangyaoyongqiangdedibu。”

nanwenjiujianjiandeyouxiexiguanleloulizheizhongtaorenyandeyuqi,meishuoshenme,zhishishenshoudakaileyitiaofengxi。

loulizuijiaogouqi,bashuiyishenleguoqu,kanzheneigexixiaodegebo,xiangshizuozeiyiyangfeikuaidesuolehuiqu,loulishoubeichengzaiyushimenshang,xianshiyileng,suihouwunaidexiaolechulai。

nanwenjiunazaishouli,“nanshide?”

“不然呢?”

loulilisuoyingdangdeyuqixiandehaoxiangnanwenjiudewentihenqiguaiyiyang。

“这个你穿过吗?”

menwaiderenyudiaoyonglandeshuodao,“zheigedaoshiwoshuhule,meixiangdaozheiyiceng,buranwobawoxianzaishenshangdezheiyishentuoxialai?”

padeyisheng,yushidamenwuqingdeguanshang。

shifenzhonghou,nanwenjiutaozhekuandadeshuiyizoulechulai,youxiebieniudechezhezijishenshangyifu,yanjingbuandekanxianglouli。

这衣服怎么这么大!

loulisuiranhenshou,keshidaodishiyimibajidegezi,binanwenjiushengshenggaochuyigetouqu,tadeshuiyitaozainanwenjiudeshenshang,jiuxiangshitouchuandarenyifudehaiziyiyang。yaomeshixiongkouluyipian,yaomeshihoubeilouyipian。

haozaichulaideshihou,louliyijingtangzaichuangshangshuizhele。

nanwenjiukankanyipangdeshafahewoshiliweiyidechuang,haobuyouyudexuanzeleshafa。

woshilihunandedengguangyijimoshengdehuanjing,rangnanwenjiuyouxienanyirushui。

tabujingyideceshenkanxiangchuangshangderen,sixuyejianjianpiaoleqilai。

louli,zheigeloujiadexiaoerzi,jishishidangnianzaixiangxiadeshihou,tadoutingshuoguozheigemingzi。

loujiadafangdeerzi,loulaoyezizuixihuandesunzi,congxiaojiucongmingdeheren,tingshuojiusuideshihou,jiupogebeibdaluqule,haishishenrenyunjidejinrongxi,shizhenzhengdetianzhijiaozi。

buguohoulai,jiumomingqimiaodexiaoshilejinian。zaiyouxiaoxideshihou,zheiloulijiuchengleyigebingyangzi。

tingshuodangnianloulidefuqinshichuchehuoside,jinjiezheloulijiubingdaole,zheiweimianyetaiqiaoheleyixie。

yaoshiyiqian,loujiadeenyuantananwenjiuyidianyebuganxingqu,kexianzaiquebutongle。yihoujiaguolai,nanmianyaoyudaozheixieenyuan,takebuxianghulihutudebeiqianchejinqu。

yihouhaishiyaojinliangbikailoujiadeqitarenbijiaohao。

buguo,louliheheishigugeyouyoushenmeguanxini……

loujiadezhangsun,weishenmehuichuxianzaiheishi,haishouleneimezhongdeshang。

“ruguoniduiwoyoushenmexiangfa,keyizhijieshuochulai,wohenleyipeiheni。”

loulidemouzihurandakai,henanwenjiusimuxiangdui。

“niweimianyetaizizuoduoqingle。”

nanwenjiuqiangzhuangzhendingzhuanguoleshenzi,beiduizhelouli。huangluanzhong,tawangjilezijiyinweiyifuguodaerluchudedabanguangjiedehoubei。

loulizuijiaogouqi,shenshoulamielechuangtoudetaideng。

……

“热。”

nanwenjiuweiweizhoumei,shenshangniannishiredeganjuejiaotabushufudeniudongzhe。

weibaideyanpiqingqingdonglejixia,luchuheiliangdetongkonglai。

rumu,moshengdehuanjingjiaonanwenjiuyidun,buguohenkuaijiufanyingleguolai。

zheilishiloujia,loulidefangjian。

“别动。”

shenhouchuanlaiqinglengdeshengyin,bananwenjiunaozilideshuiyichedisaokong。

tadeyaoshanghuanzheyizhixizhangbaixideshoubei,kanzheshouxue,keshiqueyingbangbangde,xiangshiyigentiegunziyiyangjiangtazhiguzaitadehuaizhong。