“shaofuren！ninzuowanzenmeshuizaidishangle？wanyizhelianglejiubuhaole！”
yimingchuanzhebiaozhundefuguguanjiafuzhuang，daizheyifujinsiyuankuangyanjingdezhangzhe，zhengzhanzaichuangtoumianseningzhong，yuzhongxinzhangdiquanjieta。
事情发生在昨晚。
hunyanguohou，luobeishibeiwuhuadabangdidiudaolehuocixiaodefangjian，guanleqilai。
danmeixiangdaojueqiangdetapingzhewanqiangdeyizhili，bashengzizhengtuodiaole！
neishihou，tayagenmeikanyiyanchuangshangderen，bianyongmengdicong2louyiyueerxia！
buxingdeshi，tanaodaizhuangdaolelouxiadepenzai，yushiwuhuaizai，tajuexingle！
haibeiqiangxingbangdingledaiyounaiweidexitong！meicuo，xitongshuozijijiao：“fanpaidalianzhujiaoxitong”jian“dakazhuanqianxitong！”
shenwufenwendeluobeishi，suiranhaibuzhidaonengjianglihuiyouduoshao，danshitahaishihenhendixindongle！
sheijiaotabujinshiluojiabeibaocuodejiashaoye，haishenwufenwenni。
ganggangsuxingdeshihouxitonghaigaozhita，tasuochudeshijieshiyibenshushijie，shuzhongdezhujiaogongshihuocifeng，jiushizhiwurenlaogongtongfuyimudedidi
ertadeshenfenshiquanshuzuidafanpaihuocixiaodepaohuilaopo。
anzhaojuqing，cishidetayinggaiquezhetui，taodaolehaishi，ranhouyitianbudaojiubeizhuahuilaile。
huilaizhihoudeta，jingchangqiaoqiaonvedai、oudazhiwurenlaogong。
bujinruci，tahaijingchangpaoqusaoraozhujiaogong，jizhujiaoshouxiagezhongbanzibuchengfanbeidalian。shiyigeshifenchengzhidepaohui。
ertadezhiwurenlaogongsannianhouxinglaidediyijianshi，bianshijiangtarengdaoelangwoli，beilangfenshierwang！
“suzhu！suzhu！nishuodebudui！nimingminghensong，shuangtuidazhezhandicongerloutiaoxiaqu！”
奶音系统急忙纠正。
“aiya！buyaozaiyizheizhongxijie！”haiyounizenmenengtoutingwodexiangfani，ganjinpingbi！
“ying！”xitongzhihaoweiqubabadiduankailianjiele。
chenbojianluobeishizhouzhemeitou，yiweiluobeishishibunaifanle，yaokaishifapiqile。qishitamenzuowanjiuzhidaofurenxiangpaolule，suoyijintianjiuanpaibieshusuoyourenbuxutijicishi。
“boboninhao，xiangwenyixiayihouzenmechenghuninni？”luobeishilianseyizhuan，weiweiyixiao。
chenbomeixiangdaofurenjingranshuodao“yihou”le！zheishibushidaibiaoyihoudefurenbuhuizaitaopaole？
“woxingchen，furenyihoujiaowochenbojiuxing，shaoyeshiwocongxiaokanzhezhangdade，rujinzaichuangshangyijingtangleyinianduole……”
kanchenbotijihuocixiaohou，shenqingzhujiandichenandan。
luobeishizuijiaoyangqi，yuqipingjingwenhedidaduanletadehua：“chenbo，wojiranyijingjiajilehuocixiao，shiqingyiranshidingjule。
zuowanwomeixiangzheyaotaozou，yuanbenzhishixiangchuichuifeng，meicengxiangerdingjingrandiaolexiaqu，jiuzaineishiwoxunsushenshouquzhua，sheizhizhongxinbuwen，zhihou……jiufashengneiyangdeshile。”
yanqiandeluobeishidingzheyitouhaokandeyinbaisetoufa，zhangxiangwubijingzhi，youyongyouyishuanghuposedeyanmou，zenmekandouxianggejingzhideyangwawa，shuohuahaiyiwaidewenheyouli，rangchenbomeiyouliaodao。
zhaotazheimeshuo，haoxiangyeshuodetong，mofeishishiguozhenruci，chenbobutaiganxiangxin。
“neifuren，womingtianpairenjiyangtaihulanzenggaoruhe？”
“bubi，tiehulanzenggaoyehendangyangguang，ranghuocixiaomeifashaitaiyang。”
chenbomeixiangdaozheiweichongxishaofurenjingrankaolvderucizhoudao！
zaojiutingshuoshaofurenaimudeshihuocifengshaoye，rujinkanlai，furenbujinmeiyourenhefanying，fanerduitajiashaoyerucititie。
yuanlai，furenshizheimeshanliangdeyigeren，bashenmedouzangzaixindi！jishiguolaizaozheifenzui，yijiuxiaolianxiangying，kanlaishigehaohaizi，yebuxiangbierenshuodeneibancha。
luobeishikanzhechenbodeyankuangzhujianfanhong，dunshihuangle。
“tongtong！kuaichulai！chenbozale！wogaizenmeban！”
“suzhu！kuai，yaoqiuyihoubuyaobierensihounilaogong！nindemeirirenwushijizhiwurenlaogonganmoa！”xitongnaishengnaiqijiaojidahan。
“neige，chenbonixianbieku！si……”beixitongcuideyegenzhejideluobeishi，touhaidaizhegudingqi，zuowanshuaidaotou，yeniudaobozile，touyidongjiuteng。
“woxianzaiyouyigeqingqiu，xiwangnintinghoubuyaotaijingya，keyima？”
chenboyiting！shunjianyounanguobianchenglejinzhang，furenbuhuishixiangjianershaoyeba！neikebuxing！furenninkeqianwanbieshuoa，laoyehaizaitingzheni！
huaichuaizhewanfendanyoudexinqing，chenbotantedikaikou：“shaofuren……ninqingshuo。”
“woxiwangyihouhuocixiaodeanmohehuligongzuo……zongzhi，wozaideshihou，zheixiedouyouwolaifuze。
haoma？woxiangjinzijizuoweitabanlvdeyiwu，qitawokeyibuqiangqiu，weiduzheigebuxing。”luobeishijiqichengkendiduitashuodao。
chenbotinghouxianshishuleyikouqi，suihouyangziyoubiandeshifenweinan：“shaofuren……ninbuzhidaozhaogurenshiduomexinkudeyijianshi，zhipaninsihougebantianjiujianchibuxiaqule。”
luobeishiyeliaodaolechenbohuizheimeshuo，dantayijiumeiyoutuisuo，yuqijiandingdexiangshizaixuanshi：“wobuhuifangqi！qitadewokeyibuyao，danshizheixieshibixujiaojiwo！”
zheikeshiguanhutadexiaominghefacaideshi！lantadelu！jiushiyaotademinga！
chenbohaishibufangxin，bijingneikeshitadexingandashaoye：“furen，ninyoubushihulizhuanyedexuesheng，kuangqieninhaizaishangxue……”
“tongtong！zenmeban？renjiashuodedui！woyoubuhuineige……”luobeishitinglechenbodehuahouyouxieyouyule，yaoshifanxiangzhaogulehuocixiao……
“suzhu，buyongdanxin，weilebudanwujincheng，woxianzaijiuxiangninnaoneishuru《zhiwurenhulidaquan》yiji《zhiwurenshizhonganmoshoufa》”
“zizi……”naoneichuanlaiyisidianliudemayi。
haimeilaidejifanying，luobeishidenaohailijiuturanduolexuduomoshengdezhishi！
xianzaideta，zaiyicijingtandaqianshijiewuqibuyoule，zheinalishishenmedakaxitonghedalianfanpaixitonga！zheifenmingshigua！
“chenbowuxudanxin，wosuiranmeiyoukaozheng，danshizhaoguzhiwurendeshujiheshipinwodoubeishule，anmoshoufawodouxuehuile。
niyaoshidanxinshijianwenti，neiwojiubushangxuele！”
kanzheluobeishibaozheshisiruguidetaidu，chenbobujintanlekouqi，zheishaofurenzhendedaderencuoshoubujia。
liandaidianhuaneitouderendoumeiliaodao，zheiluobeishiweilezhaoguhuocixiaolianxuedoubuxiangshangle，fangfobahuocixiaopaizailetarenshengdeshouyaoweizhi。
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作者有话说：
1，chunshuangwen，fangfeiziwo。
2，kanwenqingtiqianbanaozidiudiao……haole，nikeyijinqule。
3，考究党慎入。
4，huafengpianxiju，sishejiaoduo。
5，双洁
6，攻是植物人