muminghaozailouxiadaolebeikafei,suijikandaoxiayuelianghualejingzhidezhuangzouxialoulai,yanranyigeganlianzhichangnvxing。
tatongkongweisuo,xinlizaicikendinglezheinvrendeshencaihelian。
“xiaoliang,nizenmeqizheimezao?”yuanbenzaiyuanzilidataijidemulaotaiye,zhayandegongfujiuhuidaowuli。
“zheicijiehun,wozaigongzuodedifangzhiqingleyitianjia。”tajicongcongdaomenkouhuanxie,“yeyewokuaichidao,xianzoule。”
zhengzaihekafeidemourenturanfaxian,laotouzizhengyongbushandemuguangdengziji,tayouyupiankehou,zhidelengzheliandaoxiayueliangshenbian:“wosongni。”
xiayueliangerhuabushuo,zhijietouyebuhuidefeibenchuqu,liuxiamudamowangdulilengfengzhong。
开玩笑!
rangneigesemosongta,gujihaimeidaogongsijiusiqiaoqiaole!
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zuizhongtazhinenghanleijiaoleyiliangchuzuche,caizhongyuzaidakashijianqiandaolegongsilouxia。
tagangxiache,jiukandaoyigepengzhemeiguihua、chuanderenmogouyangdenanrenzhanzaimenkou。
neirenkandaoxiayueliang,jidongdepaoshangqianlai:“yueliang!wozaizheilidengleliangtian,zongsuanjiandaonile!”
“renzishi,nilaiwogongzuodedifangganshenme?”xiayueliangkandaotadelian,jiuhuixiangqitahexiaqingroujiaochanfangundehuamian。
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talengxiao,baobeikanzhezheinanrenyanxi:“renzishi,jiusuannibucongming,yebiebasuoyourendoudangshazixingma?woganjueniyiqiantingcongmingde,zenmehexiaqingrouhundaoyiqi,zhishangdoujianjianxiangsile?”
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zhengzhishangbangaofengqi,tazheiyisangzi,yinlaibushaorenweiguan。
xiayueliangbuxiangzainaoxiaqu,zhuanshenjiuyaozou,quebeineigebuyaoliandenanrensisilazhu:“yueliangnijiuzaijiwoyigejihuiba,wobaozhengyihoujuebuhuifashengzheiyangdeshile!”
围观群众趁机起哄:
“xiaomeimeinijiudayingtaba,xiaohuozidaoqianzheimechengkenle。”
“zhuazhedianxiaocuojiuyaofenshou,xianzainianqingrenkezhenbujiandanzezeze……”
“rangnanpengyoudangzhongchuchou,zheinvshengtaizuoleba!”
tingdaoneixierendehua,renzishizuijiaofuxianchuxiexuxiaoyi。
tateyixuanleshangbangaofengqiduzaixiayuelianggongsimenkou,jiushiweilezhizaoyulunyali,xiaoguoshizaibucuo。
“renzishinitingqingchule,congnishanglexiaqingrouchuangdeneitiankaishi,womenjiuyijingenduanyijuele!”xiayuelianghenhenshuaikaitadeshou,weilebushangmingtiandetoutiaocairenzhumeishanta,“dangchuwoshizhenxinaiguoni,danshixianzaiwojiehunle,niyaoshizaiganjiuchanwo,bieguaiwolaogongzhaonimafan。”
chenweiguanderenbuduo,tadiuxiazheijuhenhuajiujihouhoudeshangloule。
renzishiliuzaiyuandi,beineixierenzhizhidiandian,ganjuemianzishangguabuzhu,zhinengxianzou。
“qingrou,tabuxiangxinwo,neibiqianwomenbuyidingnadedaole。”taduodaoxiangzilixiaoxinyiyidehuangusizhou,quedingmeirenfaxianziji,caibotonglexiaqingroudehaoma。
dianhualingyibianzhengzaizuozhijiadexiaqingroudaliangzhefuzadehuawen,fanlegebaiyan:“zishige,neinvrenzheixienianzuixiangxindejiushini,nibieqingyifangqia!xiangxiangsangeyinazaishoulideganjue,nizainulidian,kendingnengbatahonghaode。”
“nishuoxiayueliangqiongchengneiyangle,tamashizenmeyouzheimedayibiqiande?zhenggexiashiqiyeyemeiyouzheimeduozichanba?haiyou,gangcaitashuotajiehunle?”renzishijiujiezhewenchuzijizuihaoqidewenti。
dangniantahuihexiayueliangzaiyiqi,yeshiyinweixiaqingroutoululetamaliuxiasanyiyichandeshi。
meicishuoqilai,xiaqingroudouhendeyaoyaqiechi:“qi,jiehundeshinibiedanxin,tajiajideshigecanfei,nalibideshangni?zhiyuneibiqian……wowenguowoba,tayebuqingchulaiyuan。dangchutameishaodaneibiqiandezhuyi,kexineinvrenlinsideshihou,zhikenbazheibiqianliujixiayueliang。”
yaobushineisangeyi,tazaojiuhezishigeguangmingzhengdadezaiyiqile,nalihaiyonggujixiayueliangneige**!
“zishige,zanmendangchujiushuohaole,nadaosangeyinijiubatatikai,yihouhewoyuanzougaofei。”xiaqingrouparenzishibiangua,jiusaqijiaolai,“weilewomendeweilai,zishigenizainuliyidianma~”
tajiaoroudeshengyintingderenzishixinlisuruan:“fangxin!wokendingbaneibiqiannongdaoshou!”
hexiayueliangneizhongtousidenvrenxiangbi,tahaishixihuanxiaqingrouzheizhonggousaogoulangde。
duicihaobuzhiqingdexiayueliang,tarugongsidamenjiufaxianxiaqingroujiucaizhehentiangao,zaizhongmukuikuixiatarulegongsidamen。
takandaoxiayueliangzaizheiliyidiandoubuyiwai,haiyangqixiabachixiao:“you,zheibushixiayueliangme!nigangjiajineigechoubaguaicanfeidedaowanguanjiacai,buduoxiuxiliangtian?”
xiayueliangduiqiandezhizhe,zaigongsilirenjinjiezhi。
yinweitapingshigongzuonulirenzhen,suoyiyemeirenshuoshenme。
keyaoshiyinweiqianerjiajishenmechoubaguailaotou,shiqingdexingzhijiuwanquanbianle。
yishijian,suoyourendoukanzheta,yilunshengzaibudadebangongshiliwengwengxiangqi:
“xiaqingrouei!wojintianjingranjiandaobenrenle,zheibeizisuanshimeibaihuo!bukuishixiashiqianjin,neipaichangqishijiubushiyibanrennengbide。”
“kantahexiayuelianghaoxianghenshudeyangzi,xiayueliangbuhuizhendeweileqian,jiajiyigeyoulaoyouchouyoucanjidenanrenma?tianatayexiadequzui?”
“sheizhidaoni,neizhongaicairumingdenvren,nengbanchushenmeshidoubuqiguai。zezeze……nizheiyangde,gujizheibeizidoubibushangrenjiale。”
xiaqingrouzhidaonei**dedidibeiniezaizijijiarenshouli,kendingbuganduizijizenmeyang,diqishizujixumadao:“nizaijialijiuqiangmeimeidenanren,haiquyanfushibangdakuan,qidebabaheniduanjuefuziguanxi,xianzaijingranhaiyouliandaozheiligongzuodiurenxianyan?”