第5章 你借机轻薄我

jiyuanfaxiantaxiaoqilaideshihou,lianjiahuiyouhenxiaodejiuwo,zhishibudamingxian。tashizhendexihuanxiao,haoxiangyigexiaotaiyang,chongmanlechaoqi、huoliyuzixin。

shenlingdao:“zhenggebeichengdouzhidaoyejiaerxiaojieshigecaobaowenmang,liangaozhongdoumeibiye,haiyunqihao,zhenjiu,anmo,shiliao?hehe?”

yeqingqingxindao:woxuerentixueweitudeshihou,niyabuzhidaozainagejijiaogalaliwannibani!

tatanleyikouqi,henwunaidishuo:“suanle,buzhuangle,tanpaile,qishiwojiushi——zhongyidashiwudaozideguanmendizi,erqieshizuichuse、nenggan、nianqingmaomeideyige。”

“hushuobadao,niyaoshibaoyigewumingxiaobeijiusuanle,wodezhongyiqimenglaoshi,zhengshiwudaozideshoutuliudafu。”shenlingtingletingyaoban,yinyiweiaodishuodao,“erqietamenjinjiniandoubuzaiguonei,beimouguohuangshipinqingzoule……”

benyiweidangzhongchaichuan,pianzihuixinxu,huizicanxingkui。

nalixiaode,yeqingqingpuchiyisheng,raoyouxingweididiaokan:“yuanlainijiushiliushixiongzaibeichengshoudetudia!”

shenling:“nijixubian?”

yeqingqingtuosai,chensipianke,huiyishuo:“qibanianqian,tadequeshuoguoyougexingshende,tianziyubenlianjichou,houlaiyoushiketouyoushisongli,chandetabuxing,caipolishouxiazheigedalingqingnian……”

shenlingtingdelianseyuelaiyuehei,yanpitiaodelihai,zhidaoyeqingqingyongzuojibolegeguojizhangtudianhua,limianchuanchuleliuyundedasangmen,sanyanliangyuhouyoujianghuatongdijileta,renhaishimengbide。

liuyundingzhutayidingyaozunshizhongdao,youshenmebudongdewentidoukeyiqingjiaoxiaoshishu,xiaoshishusuirannianlingxiao,danjueduishiyouzhenbenshide。

gualedianhuahou,shenlingdelianchediguiliele,haibansuizhehuolaladetong!zheigeshijiezhentamadexuanhuanle!

tayiweidepianzi,shuodedoushizhenhua!

yeqingqingpailepaitadejianbang,shaonianlaochengyuzhongxinzhangdidao:“suiranshizhiniyizhidingzhuangwo,danwokuanhongdaliang,buhuigenshixionggaonizhuangde。”

“……”kekeqiqibitemexiluohainanshou!

jiyuankanjianyixiangyingqideshenlingmeiyouyouyutaijiu,jiugonggongjingjingdijiyeqingqingjuleyigong,qianbeidishuo:“xiaoshishu,gangcaishiwokouchukuangyan,youyanbushitaishan,qingniyidingbuyaotongwojijiao,lingwai,haiqingshishuchushoujiuzhiayuan,tabujinshiwodelaobanhebingren,yeshiwohenzhongyaodehaopengyou。”

“那当——”

yeqingqinggangyaohuida,jiubeilingyidaoshengyindaduan。

“不必了。”

“为什么?”

shenlingyuyeqingqingyikoutongsheng,chayidiwangzhejiyuan。

jiyuanmianrongqinglengjunyi,shengyinsuibusuanhunhou,danyichangjianding:“woxiangxinyeerxiaojiedequeyouzhenbenshi,danshiwojujue。”

yeqingqingzhoumei,youxiefeijie

jiyuanqiren,cengjingguangmangwanzhang,yiqifenfa,jieguoyichangbiangu,congrenshengdianfengdieluodaolenitan,suiranyanxiakanzhechihebuchou,duiyutazheizhongtianzhijiaozilaishuo,yinggaixiangyaojinkuaihuifucaidui。

jiyuanzhengshita,muguangshuli:“diyi,nijiranshizhongyidashidetudi,zenmehaihuizhongleyejiarendequantao?woyouliyouhuaiyinijiejiqingbo、qiruwo。”

“wotaiyuanle……”buzhizenmede,yeqingqingyoudianxinxu,haoba,tachengren,tashiyangoulaizhe。

“dier,nizengeyejia,gangcairuoshizoule,jijiahuiguaizuiyejia,tongyangnenggoudadaomude,keniliuxialaibuxizibaoshenfen,nandaozhenshidanchundechuyutongqing、haoxin?”

“disan,nixingzitiaotuo,shuohuafanfanfufu,xuxushishi,rangrenmobuzhetounao,wozenmezhidaonishichengxinchengyidetiwozhibing,erfeishourenzhishi?jijiaxiangyaowosideren,taiduole。youhuozhenixinxuelaichao,xiangzoubianzoule,bantuerfei。”

yeqingqingjingzantongdediandiantou,tongkuaidichengren:“nishuodedui,woqianhouzuofaqianwentuo。zheiyangba,wojinizhibing,dengnichedikangfule,zhongxinhuidaorenshengdianfengzhangkongjishi,niyishenxiangxubaodawo,genwojiehun,bangwochuqi,bangwochengyao,bangwobayeshiduoguolai,ranhouzanmenzaisheng……bushi,jiuzheigetiaojiannitongyima?”

“butongyi。”jiyuanzhidiyousheng。

“……”miaoju,wobuyaomianzidema?

“chulejiehun,qitatiaojiansuibiannikai。”

shenlingzaipangbianjijiyuanniebahan,dage,nixiandayingjiehunzhibingyaojin,dabuleyihouzaifenjuzailihunbukeyima?xianzaishichengnengdeshihouma?

suoyi,guoranhaishixihuanyeshaoweiba!yeqingqingmouzizhuanlezhuan,buzhixiangdaoleshenme,shashigaibianlezhuyi,yibenzhengjingdishuo:“woshouhuiganggangdehua,wojinizhibingdejigeyueli,nikendinghuiaishangwode,meizhundaoshihoukutianqiangdidiyaoquwo,shuaidoushuaibudiao!”

沈凌:“……”

jiyuanshenseshuliguadan,daoshimeiyoushengqi:“kongpayaorangnishiwangle。danshi,qitatiaojianwodoukeyimanzuni。”

“shaonian,wofengquanni,bieqingyiliflag。”