第2章 扮猪吃虎

munvliangquanshuobantian,shiyuchengzhongyusongkou:“haoba。”

shuowantazhanqishenzhunbeidaoshufang,zouchuliangbuyouhuitoudingzhu:“yuke,niduimeimeihaoyidian,pingshibiezongshazishazidejiaota,nvhaizibuyaotaikebo。”

“zhidaole。”shiyukedayingzhe,bufuqideduizhefuqindebeiyingzuoguilian,dangenbenmeijitadehuafangzaixinshang。

buguoxiangqishazihenkuaijiuhuitidaizijijiajishengjiadexiazi,ershengjiadegufenjianghuishizijisuoyou,taxinqinghaoqilai。

“xuanxuan,nizainani?jiejiepeiniwanyouxi。”

shiyouxuancongzhuzihoumianbengchulai:“wozaizhei,xuanxuanzuixihuanwanyouxile……”

shiyukecongqianbaolinachujizhangshiyuanheyizhangbaiyuanchaopiao,xianshiwangdishangrengyizhangshiyuanheneizhangbaiyuande,ranhouminzhezuixiaodengzhekanhaoxi!

shiyouxuanguoranmeirangtashiwang,tahaobuyouyujianqineizhangshiyuandechuaijindouli,queduineizhangbaiyuanchaopiaoliankandoumeikanyiyan。

shiyukexiaodemeiyanwanchengyitiaofeng,youyizhangshiyuanchaopiaohebaiyuanrengdaodibanshang,shiyouxuanquehaishihaobuyouyujianqineizhangshiyuande,ranhouyiliantianzhenwuxieduizhejiejiexiao。

“budui,zailaiyici。”

tazaicirengchuchaopiao,danmeiyicishiyouxuandouzhijianshiyuande,queduibaiyuanchaopiaoshierbujian,meiyici!

yizhidaoshiyukeshoulilizuihouyizhangshiyuanyejinleshiyouxuandouli,neizhangbaiyuanchaopiaorengranbeishazi“yiqi”zaidibanshang。

tabaozhemuqingebosajiao:“manindoukanjianle,woshixiangtingbabadeduitahaodian,dantabuyaoma。”

“xingle,tingnibadeduitahaodianba,woyeleileyitian,huifangjiantangyihuier。”zhiyaozijiqinshengdenvergaoxing,jiangyadancaibuguanshiyouxuanshi“chikui”haishi“zhanbianyi”。

youxijieshu,shiyukecongdishangjianqineizhangbaiyuanchaopaipaishiyouxuandelian:“shazijiushishazi。”shuowanmanyidejidachaofangjinqianbao,zhuanshenyehuilefangjian。

shiyouxuanshahehedexiao,xiaorongchunliang,mengdong。

congxiaodaodazheiyangdeyouxibuzhidaowanguoduoshaoci,meicishiyouxuandouhuijianmianzhixiao,fangqimianzhidade,shiyukezongshichaoxiaotasha,quebuzhidaoshiyouxuanzuizaodediyitongjinjiushizheimelaide。

shiyouxuanshiersuineinian,wuyizhongzaishufangwaitingjianfumuzaizhengchao!

tazaineishihoucaizhidaoqinshengfuqinliuxiahendayibicaifuzaishijia,erzheibiqianjingrandoubuzhibujuebianzaiyangmumingxia。

shiyuchengrangjiangyadanjiqiantuchulaihaijiyangnv。

shiyouxuanzheicaixiangdao,zuijinliangnianjicichadian“yiwai”guadiao,xixiangqilaiyinggaidougenyangmuyouguan!

youderenweileqian,zhenkeyibuzheshouduan。

xiawushiyouxuanjiuzailoutishangbeishiyukeyonglituiyiba……

tagundaoloutixia,shuaidehunmibuxing,zaiyiyuanqiangjiuguolaijiubian“sha”le。

shazishibuhuiyoudulizizhudeneiyitian,zheimeduonian,shiyouxuanzhuangshajiushiweilezibao。

haozaishiyuchengduitahenhao,rangshiyouxuanzaizheigejialiyeyouxiexudewennuan,erjiangyadankantazaibuhuibizijinverchuse,duitayekuanrongdeduo,jiuzheiyangpinganzhangdaoershisui。

tahuitongyitijiashiweilechanghaishiyuchengduoniandeyangyuzhien!

congcihou,taqianshijiadejiuyibigouxiao。

erjiangyadanheshiyukecengjingduitazuoguodeyiqie,zaitatijiahouyedaoleqingsuandeshihou。

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shiyouxuanhuidaofangjianguanshangmen,ranhoubaozhegouxionggongzizuanjinyijuli,jianggongzibeihoudelalianlakai,shoushenjinqutaoatao……conglimiantaochulaiyizhixiaoqiaodebijibendiannao。

bijibenwushengdakai,zhuomianshangmeiyourenhetubiao,shiyouxuanshuliandiaochuyinzangwenjianjia,shurumima,shangleqq。jianyiningdetouxiangyizhizaishan,diankaihoubengchuyilianchuanxinxi:yingzi,dingshengjituanyougemimidaxiangmutouzijibaiyi,womenyaobuyaochanyijiao?

qingfengdebinggouannizenmekan?

gongsidongshihuinicanjiama?

……

qishijibaiyidexiangmu,hongdongquanguodebinggoudoubushijianyiningzuiguanxindeshiqing,tazuiguanxindeshidongshihuishang,yingzihuibuhuicanjia!

yingzishishiyouxuandewangming,liangrenzaiwunianqianyinweiyiciourandejihuizaiwangshangxiangshi。jianyiningshishiyouxuandehehuoren,liangrengongtongjingyingyijiafengtougongsi。

shiyouxuanfuzecaopan,gongsizhongdajuecezhiding,jianyiningfuzegongsirenshidiaodonghejutishiwuanpai。

gongsichengliwunianle,liangrendehezuokanchengwanmei,zhishijianyiningbingbuzhidaoyingzizhangshenmeyang,shinianlaohaishinianqing,shinanhaishinv。

shiyouxuanshizhifanfei,zaijianpanshangqiaoxiayigegejuecefaguoqu,ranhouguanshangbijibenzhongxinsaihuigongzili,zouchudayijulakaifangmen:“haoea,xuanxuanhaoe!”